#holocrons

[darth-memes]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR GRAY!!!!

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

turning on the light

for @jedijune week #2: the Force

I'm still messing around with heroforge and canva to have some quick and stuff to put out but anyway, Jedi holocrons? Jedi holocrons.

there's just something about intricate boxes of light that are so big on the inside and can only be opened by 'light' Force-sensitives. it's crazy how the primary defense for the Jedi's most precious repositories of knowledge is just... being good - and it's completely and totally beyond the Sith and so they can't do anything with them.

Sith holocrons are a thing too, but the cool blue starlight of the Jedi ones is exactly like what Obi-Wan tells Leia: it's turning on the light.

[sw5w]

Perhaps the Archives Are Incomplete

STAR WARS EPISODE II: Attack of the Clones 00:34:28

[silveryinkystar]

@prequelsnet mission 12: objects ➙ Jedi Holocrons

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[archeo-starwars]

[reconstructwriter]

Sith Holocrons Headcanon

My Crack Headcanon is Sith use holocrons for two reasons: 1) horcuxes, 2) blackmail. The Sith Empire would make Game of Thrones look like kindergarten so every Darth worth the title has extortion-worthy evidence on all those other Darths they know.

Now since they're Sith, its not morally dubious stuff because all they care about is power. So they record their rivals being pathetic dumbasses. All Sith blackmail is basically Evil Space Wizard’s funniest home videos.

Fond of spitting upon rivals in death, their last words to any Jedi killing them are usually along the lines of “blackmail’s in the seventh obsidian-clad vault. Top shelf. To the left. Key’s in the Krayt Dragon’s skull.”

Of course these vaults were also Tomb of Horrors worthy trap-filled dungeons so either the Sith would off their killers or said killers would use their blackmail material on their rivals. Win-win.

Tragically all the Jedi's blackmail material on the Sith no longer applies to any living Sith or the Clone Wars would've been over real quick

[dswcp]

The wifi at my house is still out, so I’m using my local library’s wifi to update this blog. It looks a little something like this.

Also: we stan Jocasta’s black lippy.

“Choose Your Destiny: An Obi-Wan and Anakin Adventure.” March 19, 2019. Writer: Cavan Scott. Illustrator: Elsa Charretier.

[acollectionofhalftruths]

Holocrons are cool because it’s like somebody looked at a thumb drive and went “but what if it was also possessed?”