#holyshitman

[rat--noir]

TIME FOR YAO MINGMING

[captsolidelfenlied]

Aaaaahh shet son. Guess what that huge metal letter A is :3 *inhales* aahh the fresh smell of a new Avengers movie (づ￣ ³￣)づ so glorious..

[paintobreathe]

It's storming outside, goddamn.

[actmeow]

When I was 12 I would play GTA San Andreas. I would go pick up a hooker and go to a dark spot and then "have sex." Then when she got out of the car I would follow her and kill her and take my money back. 

I was 12.

[perceptiveplane]

I totally just realized… The earliest modern human, homo sapiens sapiens, fucking us, may have only traveled 7,000 miles in an entire lifetime(probably excluding nomads and shit lol)

Anyway, point is… You fucking twenty-first century humans, with your technological advances and shit. Can potentially travel millions of miles in a lifetime. Think about it!! I’ve put 70,000 miles on my car just in the last few years. At that rate, it would take me less than 50 years to drive one million miles…

[mspottersayshellotoyou]

don't i ask myself that question everyday

[psychotiic-liiza-hanson]

Holy shit I leave Instagram for like an hour and I end up with this many likes ? #HolyShitMan

[thunderkats]

i have taken an incredible liking to olly murs