#homsantoft

[codeswitch]

I recorded a new Friends at the Table podfic! sketches, wishing to be real. 

Original story by homsantoft, cover art drawing by purmeka, devastating amount of feelings by f@tt. 

[pearwaldorf]

replies, collated edition

@probablylostrightnow replied to your post “THE DEATH STAR WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!”

Someone needs to read their Roman history. Like, Lucas was not being subtle here.

omg ifkr? But the entire screed reads like one of those cis white dude freshmen who took like one intro to western civ class and thinks he can pontificate on things like allegory and metaphor and who the ~real enemy~ is. 

@homsantoft replied to your post “Things that will never cease to amuse me: Pennsylvania contains towns...”

there are three places in sweden whose names mean hand, panty and c*nt, typically referred to in combination. i've seen everything. one of my friends moved to handen and messaged me like "oh my god I've moved into the middle of a sex joke"

That’s so beautiful. In Oregon there is a town called “Boring”, but it has nowhere near the puerile appeal of Pennsylvania’s towns. Or Sweden’s, apparently.

@servantofclio replied to your post “Comcast remains the worst, always and forever. My modem stopped...”

I've yet to meet a cable company that doesn't suck. Dammit, Comcast.

I worked for Shaw, a Canadian cable company, when I lived in Vancouver, and they were not super terrible. Rogers was the big bad there and they were fucking awful. Much like Comcast.

@frandayam replied to your post “Comcast remains the worst, always and forever. My modem stopped...”

Wtf comcast

@darthfruitbasket replied to your post “Comcast remains the worst, always and forever. My modem stopped...”

you'd think they'd set up a new one for you before turning off your internet. ???

Nope! They just booted my modem off the network! And then I spent like three hours trying to figure out why the new one wouldn’t work with my router. It was awful and I hate them. I hate them so much.

[venndaai]

homsantoft replied to your post “homsantoft replied to your post “maybe part of the reason we latch on...”

oniisama e is really my problematic fave in general, hahaha. it's more or less like a high school au of ikeda ryoko's more famous rose of versailles, a FRENCH REVOLUTION DRAMA. and is somehow more traumatic.

it looks gayer than rose of versailles

[iodhadh]

moodboard request: eli @homsantoft

I can make thunder roll and lightning flash, I am a toft whom nobody knows anything about.

[pandoratelenor]

homsantoft replied to your post “Me, a certified mentally ill adhd/autism goblin to my personal...”

GET A NEW STOVE AND I PROMISE I'LL MAKE YOU MORE RELIABLE CAKE IN IT AS A REWARD

@homsantoft

a fair deal! which i will attempt to take. because i do really need a new stove..... like... my current one is a fire accident waiting to happen. literally.

yeeeee, will try to get money for 1 new stove this christmas. a project!

[pandoratelenor]

homsantoft

this is legitimately foucault's fantasy come true. he fucking got us all. that troll

@homsantoft YES. his trolling campaign finally paid off haha.

I see Foucault reaction in my mind like this:

*Foucualt being fed grapes by a hot greek thinker in afterlife.*

suddenly Foucault gets the feeling that discourse is being mentioned. first Foucault thought, well it is just some dusty academic like usual.

BUT then. the gang of wonderful afterlife queers tm that he was eating grapes with, say:

“no Foucault look closer, this is time it is different”

*foucault sees “tumblr discourse”. And ever sense that day foucault has been cackling non stop*

[venndaai]

@homsantoft replied to your post “when a doribull fic has background sera&dorian...”

i aspire to always have background sera/SOMEONE in my dorian/bull fanfic. finquisitor, dagna, it's all good

nice nice nice

I like background Sera/finquisitor because if Sera’s not with the finquisitor then it’s going to be Cullen or Blackwall or Solas which I am not into (although sometimes it’s Josephine which is nice!)

also, the inquisitor is more likely than Dagna to make a lot of appearances in the fic. but Sera/Dagna is also very very good

[pearwaldorf]

@theroseandthebeast replied to your post “Do you watch/listen to any dnd games besides adv zone and critrole?”

DRAGON FRIENDS. short, sweet, hilarious eps. you can catch up in no time.

I will put it on the list!                     

@homsantoft replied to your post “Do you watch/listen to any dnd games besides adv zone and critrole?”

Friends at the Table is an EXCELLENT podcast, honestly. sound quality is really wonky first season but it's worth it.

I have had so many recommendations for Friends at the Table. I tried to listen to the latest Marielda arc when it came out, but my attention wandered. I will definitely have to give it another shot.