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Elrond is heir of three crowns and two lordship titles but he runs Middle-Earth's most frequented motel.
My top 5 disapprovals to get from dai
5. Getting the "cassandra greatly disaproves" when you free the mages to then hear her say "I don't disaprove" 4. Asking Solas what would he know about Court Intrigue if he never was in Court 3. When you tell Varric Orsino turning into a monster made no sense 2. When you tell Iron Bull he should talk about his feelings instead of getting hit by a stick 1. When you tell high approval Solas "im not special every person is complex dude"
YOU CAN TELL VARRIC THAT ORSINO TURNING INTO A MONSTER MADE NO SENSE?!?!
Okay banter wise. Taking Vivienne to Descent was the funniest decision I made because on the first elevator Inquisitor is all like haha we've been to worse places guys :) and she stares at them like
the kirkwall political compass
Inquisitor: We've been over this before. The Hinterlands bear is the most deadly animal of all time. Rook, having fought 2 dragons at once: No, it's not. Inquisitor: Yes, it is. Rook: No, it's not.
everybody was very nice on my last post(s) so !!! more cole and manfred be upon you :D
and now time to watch Solas' 6 greatest regrets
Solas, actively commiting an atrocity: guyssss dont you know this is an atrocityyyy (x6)
Gandalf: So Iâve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness
Elrond: does it-
Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah
âsup
SJ har lÀggt upp nÄgra guider pÄ vad man kan göra pÄ i olika stÀder, sÄ sÄklart sÄ kollade jag pÄ stÀderna nÀrmast mitt hjÀrta.
SÄ vad föreslÄr de för VÀsterÄs, min födelsestad, DÀr jag bodde i typ 20 Är.
A! yes, WALK AWAY
Thing to do in VĂSTERĂ S, LEAVE AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
exact recreation of what happens literally every time you make a not-evil decision in early DAO
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The hardest choice in Dragon Age was actually in Inquisition, where we had to decide whether to leave the helmet display in the settings and then the whole party would wear stupid ugly helmets, or poor Cole would lose his beautiful hat
Donât forget Madame Vivienne OTL
Anyways I just suck it up and take the ugly hat hit
zevran just invite your friends to brunch or smt you can't keep using assassination attempts as good excuses to visit them
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Astarion reminded me of someone...
CK3 is ridiculous, it's literally just like
Spymaster: Alright, my liege, our plot to kill Lord Olrich is 95% likely to succeed and there's a 100% chance it'll remain a secret.
Me: Alright. Do it. Kill him.
Spymaster, literally three seconds later: My liege we have absolutely failed. Completely. He's not dead. In fact, he seems to have grown stronger. The spider that bit him gave him magical powers of some kind.
Me: W-what?
cSpymaster: Also, the entire planet knows we tried to kill him and have rallied behind Lord Spidernator.
Me: Y-you mean Lord Olrich?
Spymaster: No. It's Lord Spidernator now.