#talking lurker

[pandoratelenor]

A sure sign of having gotten old is seeing people talking about "the old men fuckers" fans going wild about emmerichs character

And i am like:

"That is a normal handsome middle aged man. I don't get why you all keep talking about how OLD he is. He would just be like 10 years older than me, it is not that old???"

[norsesuggestions]

the computer password is NOT: proper winter shoes

My winter shoes are broken, there is alot of snow outside atm, and i got money to buy new ones for christmas

I was so ready to start google for these shors right now that my hands started to type the sentence

"Proper winter shoes"

Instead of my password

Really ready for some new shoes!!

[pandoratelenor]

Solas in dai be like:

"Failed grey warden plans can be such a PERSONAL insult!"

Inquistor:

"Personal? How can the way grey warden attempts to defeat the blight be a personal slight towards you? you, who are but a humble elven apostate?"

Solas, nervously sweating cause he just showed his entire hand:

"I am currently taking no more questions"

[pandoratelenor]

I love that merril wears chainmail i da2 too. Merril be like the only mage in thedas* that has figured that actually wearing armor in battle might be a good idea

*if we disregard the ancient elves in dai. But! Idea! Maybe the lore of the ancients is WHY merril is the only mage in kirkwall who knows about armour

(And actually the companion rogues too, has no armor at all.

Armor stats, yes

But actually is wearing a shirt and high boots with no trousers...)

[pandoratelenor]

So far i like the Taash character. They feel realistic for me as a character in their early 20s who have just moved out from their parents for the first time

And can't stop talking about their parents cause they are like. For the first time reflecting with an adult brain about their parents (both good and bad sides) and just

Taash got that:

"I am 20, just moved out from my parents, and suddenly i have co workers and everyone are adults?? And i am soppused to understand how to hang out with adults?

I am in desperate need of advice from any adult who is... more adult than me. But is not my parents. On everything?

How do you even turn on a dishwasher anyway?"

[pandoratelenor]

You can not only pet assan the adorble baby griffon

You can HUG assan the adorble baby griffon 😭

[pandoratelenor]

Taash saying

"Waterfalls should have treasure behind them" and then showing us a treasure behind a waterfall

Has made me hope for more treasure behind every waterfall, but the only thing that happens is that rook keeps drowning 😔

[pandoratelenor]

Rook totally demolishing all the crates in rooms they walk into to get like. 4 gold. And no one reacting to this behaviour is hilerious