#hoocoopa lulusch

[gamemerz69]

medic wasn't born in Stuttgart, austria, but he was raised there by his aunt.

I have a headcanon that the administrator is the one who typed the wrong stuff about medic due to his high pitched feminine mute squeaks and also because of her bad hearing. He held a sign that says that he was raised in Stuttgart, austria for 4 years, he actually meant when he was 16 in ww2, he was rescued by his aunt and she took care of him in her ORPHANAGE in STUTTGART in austria, until the Soviets killed his aunt, and her friends and also took him to the gulag in Moscow 4 years later.

I think the administrator misheard medic and typed Stuttgart as his birthplace even though he was born in clomposhu, a fictional village in rural bavaria in allgau and it was the poorest village in Europe that almost felt like a 3rd world country in southeast Asia. It was destroyed in ww2. He's also a native bavarian. (Not Baiovarii, an indigenous bavarian) they were an incredibly gay tribe known for their black hair, pale skin, and blue eyes, they were even more gayer than Greeks and romans... but sadly, due to ethnic cleansing by the romans, they got extinct. Except for one lady named snow white, who's medic's ancestor!!! But their history is most likely to be a lost media...

I feel so bad for him....

[gamemerz69]

Medic says stuff that he's not meant to say because of glitches in the machine by the Austrian government.

Medic is mute, and he uses a unique voice synthesizer that engineer built him to say the translated words from his extinct indigenous bavarian language to English. But the austrian government knows where he lives... so they decided to put bugs in his device to say stuff that he's not supposed to say. Like austrian german words, the animal organs, etc...

He doesn't understand English so he just lip sync to what the noises say. And suddenly he was confused at why people stare at him weirdly... turns out, he accidentally lip synced to words that he's not supposed to say... he immediately cried and gave it to Engineer, Engineer immediately knew that something is wrong with his teammate's voice synthesizer. He immediately find out that the austrian government not only put a virus in his device, they also abused him, bullied him, didn't pay him for his hard work, preferred a nazi guy who give people memory loss with his punches over an innocent and sensitive feminine guy with ptsd who had memory loss and a loss of vision, and kidnapped him from his husband because they adopted over 20 kids from the gulag. He can barely see anything, he doesn't know what he's touching, and his voice synthesizer is out of control... all because he's an indigenous bavarian guy who lost his biological parents in a fire, lost his adoptive parents in ww2, lost his aunt and her friends to the soviets, and lost his rights because he's a gay, feminine, short mute guy who married his childhood friend from siberia. Not to mention, pyro's dad (the devil) grabbed him from heaven, while he was hugging his dead family members angels, begging for them to come back in his voice synthesizer in heaven... Just so his abusive wife won't beat him... he forced medic to sell his soul to him, medic had no idea what he was typing, so he accidentally said yes instead of no... but thankfully, he took the baboon uterus, and he injected it in his evil nazi supporter rival so he can have a child. He want a baboon child because they're cute... and then, a few hours later, medic bumped his head really hard while him and his teammates were flying and crashing. After that, his vision and memory finally returned after 5 years, he's still mute. Medic saw the administrator hug gray mann, and medic immediately remembered what happened to both his biological parents, adoptive parents, and his biological aunt. He misses them so much...

Thankfully, there's a good ending!!! Medic got his soul back from the devil because the devil hated medic's precious innocent soul, so he gave it to him back, and begged for some candy, which pyro gave him, returned to ayan with heavy, bought a house in a tiny allgau, bavaria, that had a place for their 1000 doves, 2 european robins, and 1 baby baboon, and opened an indigenous bavarian and Russian bakery known for incredibly cheap prices.

[gamemerz69]

Happy late mother's day!!! Here's an unreleased sketch of medic's birth with his mom and dad!!! They might be poor, but at least they're happy!!! Sorry for the slight nudity in the picture but....what where you expecting from an incredibly poor family... the mom is naked...

Medic was born completely mute to an incredibly sweet, poor, and lovely indigenous bavarian parents. His mom had black hair, while his Father was albino. He was born with gynecomastia, poliosis, and rosy pink cheeks. Which is a beauty symbol in indigenous bavarian culture!!! They named him hoocoopa lulusch, which means "beautiful angel" in the extinct indigenous bavarian language. But they nicknamed him herbert ludwig in Switzerland!!! His aunt works as a nurse in the Stuttgart neighborhood in Switzerland. She's also an indigenous bavarian.

Sadly, he lost both of them in 1927, 5 years after his birth...

At least his aunt took him to Switzerland so his new family will adopted him!!!

Awww... so cute!!!

[gamemerz69]

Happy men's mental health awareness month!!!

Because we need to celebrate the innocent men with anxiety, ptsd, trust issues, etc... we have an entire month to show our love for traumatized men who need help!!!

I'm a woman, and because I'm not a sexist psychopath, I'm speaking out against sexism against innocent men!!! They don't deserve it, in fact, they deserve love and respect!!!

So, here's a canonically traumatized men, and he's the Medic from tf2!!!

He's a mute guy with sensitive hearing and he has ptsd. Because if you follow me long enough, you know what he went trough... he also got memory loss due to getting punched by a nazi soldier, but let's not get into that much detail, it's too brutal... *ahem* where was i? Oh! Yes... thankfully, he's getting comforted by his childhood friend who's also his husband... he comforted him since the 1920s!!! When they were children... he's a traumatized gay feminine indigenous bavarian guy who thankfully is recovering from his ptsd... his 1000 doves also comfort him with cuddles...

Here's a sketch of me with medic, I'm comforting him, telling him that everything is ok, and I even gave him a handshake, to make him happier... you know, a wholesome tomboy (girls with a boyish personality) and tomgirl (boys with a feminine personality, so basically femboy...) friendship!!!

I'm a 21 year old woman who's 5'2, and medic here is a 58 year old man, who's 5'4, because short kings need love too!! (Including engineer, who's 5'6)

Here gifs of him, to show that even the defenseless abuse victims have their happy endings!!!

here's some cute pictures of him from my gallery!!! (All credits belong to their original owners!! Expect for my drawings, I made them)

Medic appreciation post!!! Because mentally unstable men deserve love too!!! Especially if they got bullied, abused, orphaned, and rescued...

Edit: here's another sketch I made about medic speaking out against the sexism and misandry in the world!!!

A canonically traumatized character speaking out against his mental health!!!

[gamemerz69]

Young medic at his aunt's orphanage, getting fed boiled potatoes, weisswurst, white asparagus, and Austrian plum dumplings with a side of whipped cream. (The white stuff in the small blue container)

it was January 1940, and medic is still injured from the disaster. So his aunt decided to cheer him up with favorite foods. Thankfully her 4 friends came to help. Unka, (the blonde polish-austrian lady with the bang one of her eyes) Lucy, (the freckled ginger lady from a poor little village in rural Berlin) Alice, (the blonde nerdy lady from austria) and Rosaline (the Italian-swiss lady with the light brown hair) decided to cook for him and they even gave him some massage. This artstyle is based on the tf2 comics artstyle. I traced a little bit on the reference 3d models.

here he is, eating some indigenous bavarian food with a warm cup of indigenous bavarian chamomile tea!!! He's hiding from the nazis because he's gay, indigenous bavarian, and he crossdresses, and they think it's a no good. So he hides from them. Thankfully, they disguise themselves as nazi nurses and lies to them. They're the ones who invented the medi-gun!!! It's actually based on indigenous bavarian medicine.(Especially medic's biological aunt, hilda Ludwig, the black haired lady in this picture. She's his biological mom's twin sister.) They teached him how to cook, clean, crochet, make porcelain stuff, and a lot of feminine stuff, because before medic was a doctor, he was a hairy crossdressing femboy. He's also not a cannibal, he's even against cannibalism, necrophilia, etc... he just had a memory loss that destroyed his life and personality. He's not a crazy maniac, he's a sweet, gentle, motherly, and feminine guy who got abused by nazis due to the fact that he's a gay crossdresser.

Note: for those who are wondering what's that white part in his hair? He has poliosis, a rare condition that gives him stripes of white hair in his mostly black hair. These are his natural hair colors.