What your favorite The Owl House ship says about you. (inspired by EldenaDoubleca5t)
(the following does not imply that the author ships everything mentioned here. Please keep that in mind and take your complaints elsewhere. Thank you and good night.)
Lumity: You think that for every tough, mean character, there must always be a beautiful, wholesome ray of sunshine for them to turn into a blushing mess for.
Huntlow: Same as Lumity, but you are heterosexual and you want good things for Hunter. And really, who wouldn't?
Raeda: You are four things. You're just here for some non-binary representation, you love seeing middle-aged people acting adorable, you simp for Eda, and you want good things for Eda & Raine. And really, who wouldn't?
Vinira/Jerdric: You're always a sucker for characters who deserve more screentime.
Boschlow: You ship Bakugo with Midoriya, only you preferred Bakugo when he told Izuku to go kill himself.
Aladarius: You want to fuck both dads and father figures.
Odalador: You're willing to look past Odalia being a horrible person because she has big hips, and you're just here for some MEN GETTING PEGGED!
Lunter: Your ideal relationship dynamic is enemies to lovers.
Amiter: You don't care about Amity canonically being a lesbian. You are a Zutara fan till you draw your dying breath.
Gustholomule: Your ideal relationship dynamic is just guys beings dudes. Bros being friends.
Camileda: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of Luz basically having two moms.
Lumiter: You can't decide between Lumity and Lunter, but then you realized that Luz is bisexual.
Amillow: Your ideal relationship dynamic is friends to enemies to friends again to lovers.
Veesha: You’re always a sucker for characters who shared a few scenes together yet seem ripe for loads of fanart and fanfiction.
Hootlith: Your ideal date is wacky hi-jinx in which hilarity ensues.
Brischa: You took one look at these two mean girls and thought they’d be perfect for each other.
Belos x Anyone: ...............Don’t.
Standa: You've been excited for The Owl House since the SDCC teasers and took the implications that Stan and Eda were married in Vegas for a bit as cold, hard fact.
Lilithford: You ship Stan with Eda and didn't want Lilith & Ford to be left out.
Luzanne: You are also a fan of Amphibia.