#horde side

[favoritedragonprince]

The Dragon in the Horde

Why is Wrathion in the Alliance and not in the horde? Well that's easy.

Dragon boy wouldn't stand a day with Sylvanas being all bossy over him because he obviously knows more than her.

Just in case you were wondering...this was imagined by the unofficial spoiler of the boy being in the Alliance side so this should not be taken this seriously...or should it?

[theredmoon]

A Hastily Tacked Sign

All those who would approach the tall building near the docks of Gilneas, the fresh parchment sign tacked to the door would capture their attention.  It was quiet within, at least today, though several crates and piles of lumber had been dropped near the service entrance to the cellar.  The little red light over the door, was bland and un-living in the wet gloom of the city, the scent of perfume, the sound of piano and laughter, lost to the constant patter of rain upon the shingled roof and the wet cobble streets.  “To all our Loyal Customers,  For those of you who have followed me from Ratchet, to Gadget and now to Gilneas, I want to extend an apology.  For the next few weeks, The Dancing Maiden will be closed for renovations, per the request of my new business partner.  We’re both ladies of quality and class, so when we re-open our doors you can be rest assured that only the finest of entertainment, drinks, food and company will be on offer.  Though our aesthetic may change, the same warm welcome and fine pleasures that have always been our hallmark will remain. To reflect this new attitude and new and bold step forward, there will likely be a new name on the shingle. Do not be bothered by such trivialities, but let your mind and your desire wander our way... I assure you, you won’t be sorry.” Kaereah Bitterdawn - Madam of The Dancing Maiden Inn - Gilneas.

(( The Dancing Maiden is about to be under new and improved management. We are not currently accepting applications for employment, but when we’re ready we’ll let you know.  The Inn is a Dark Cabaret and Bordello situated in Gilneas and Horde owned and operated. I’ve recently taken on a new partner oocly/icly for the inn and we’re still working out the details.  Previously, I had a very difficult time getting the right mix of people to work at the inn and to help run it as I work 40+ hours a week. That said, I’ve had some lovely volunteers, one of whom will be my IC and OOC partner in this venture.  Look for us to be active and open ASAP. For those who might be interested both as patrons and as employees, please be advised of the following:  Any and all are welcome, looking for lively, inventive writers who abide by lore but think creatively within the given context. All applicants must be 18+ and open minded as themes are NSFW, Dark, Bawdy, Rambunctious and Scandalous. ))

[swimming-in-void-blog]

Weekly Guild Update:

RP Events / Happenings :

Guild Movie Night on May 16th!

Mission: The Rescue on Saturday, May 23th.

Do you wanna build a Glowcap? - Guild viewing of some pretty shrooms on Saturday May 27th!

Guild Tavern Night on Tuesday, May 30th!

Scheduling:

Faldrias’s player will be offline to house sit from May 15th - 19th. Online (Tumblr) communication will continue during those dates.

Shaeliora’s player will have zero in-game access from May 14th-23rd. But can still be reached on Tumblr.

All guild inquiries in-game should be directed to Caeluith.

If you have not submitted weekly availability to make it easier on scheduling guild events and happenings, please reach out to Faldrias, Shaeliora, or Caeluith!

Newest Members

We’d like to announce that that we managed to recruit two incredibly awesome members to our guild, Adalea Sunglade and Alammath Dresdayn!

Storyline: Mysterious Contract

The story continues as The Serpentine Kiss follows a lead to the last place the missing mercenary group was spotted: the unforgiving region called Desolace. The group stumbled upon what appeared to be the aftermath of a gruesome battle, one which featured the presence of both fel and shadow magic. After searching the corpses for any information that may lead Kiss members to understand just what transpired there many weeks ago, the cackling laughter of imps filled their ears. Several members left to investigate the disruption, and found that these imps were torturing a human male so badly wounded that he verged upon the brink of death. The Serpentine Kiss members chased down the imps just in time to save the man’s life - for now - and return him safely to the compound for resuscitation and questioning.

To be continued!

Mission: The Rescue

The guild’s Darkwood allies will soon report that a Kiss specialist has been suddenly captured by a small band of mercenaries during a routine sweep of the area. It is no secret that the local forests have seen an influx of bandit activity, and specialists have been deploying each night to rout them out. It was hoped that when met with enough resistance, they would move on and stop settling so near the encampments. Instead, the bandits called in reinforcements from the nearest Razor’s Edge compound, a mercenary group led by an orc by the name of Kormag Ettinsbane. It is unknown if those who carried out the abduction were aware of a rather rough truce that existed between The Serpentine Kiss and the Razor’s Edge Syndicate, but leadership cannot spare a moment speculating about intentions while a member of the guild may be imprisoned, or worse, dead.

It will be up to a group of specialists to find a way to retrieve their captured comrade.

Winterlisse will be DMing this event on Tuesday, May 23rd. The time of the event is still to be determined. If you wish to offer up a character to be selected for imprisonment, please reply to this announcement, or talk to Winterlisse directly. Once characters have been put into a pool, a die will be cast to decide who will be the unlucky captive on that date.

This event will be open for all characters, no matter their profession or skill set. The group will decide how they will approach Razor’s Edge, and depending upon what decisions are made, outcomes will vary widely. Will they choose to burst through the gates and kill everyone in sight? Attempt to bargain with the leader for the life of their comrade? Sneak in through an underground tunnel or over the walls and stealthily release the prisoner? It will be up to the group to decide, an one wrong move could result in permanent injury, or worse: death.

Rumors:

The compound has been abuzz with the rather, unquiet knowledge, that Caeluith Duskdraw and Amelorna Sunthreader are currently seeing each other. Such songs as, “ Bangity Bang “ have become something of a hit.

Rumors abound that a library may be built at the Darkwood village very soon. But for what purpose? Can mercenaries even read?

Bandit activity has decreased over the past week or so, thanks to routine patrols conducted by Kiss specialists and Darkwood scouts.

Kydin was spotted at the tavern the other night, sporting a ragged beard, dirt-encrusted armor, and a stench that could knock someone unconscious. He left in quite a hurry after discovering that his main squeeze had not been spotted at the compound in the past few weeks.

Upon hearing the news about Caeluith and Amy, Kydin strode across the room and punched Cael in the jaw. Some say they saw his head spin completely around, but that would be ridiculous....

Lorilin Durant, a Gilnean of Darkwood Village and rarely seen by the Serpentine Kiss, asked halfheartedly around for Faldrias Blackarrow in the Nest. All the while looking preoccupied with something else.

@winterlisse @duskdrawdragoon @verwandeln-characterblog @invisible-inkq

@bloodandtheo @xdarkwood @lothlin-legacy @adalea-sunglade @alamae @the-might-of-shirvallah @dressed-in-black @arcane-fire

[druidess-kiefie]

Keepin’ it classy in Orgrimmar, huh..

[arwyen-nyx]

Man, I need a Horde character top play through the that side, but I’m just...not clicking on any race.

I can’t justify Blood Elves, Tauren, Trolls in all of this. Pandaren are a definite no. And I...hate the Forsaken and the Goblins, but they are like, the only two races that make sense right now. And the Nightborne...I just can’t see how they’d fit since I’m of the opinion that they would backtrack on their commitment with the Horde once Sylvanas starts doing what she’s doing. And Orcs value honor so much I can’t play one, though playing one that’s loyal to Saurfang would be cool. But that requires going through so much...crap first.

Augh, I dunno what to do.

[boilingheart]

hey i’ve never done rated battlegrounds/arenas who wants to tolerate me enough to let me run some

[songifywra-wow]

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((So, Prefacing this by saying I got a little too creative and thought it would be fun!))

[Khulma]

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a human Dropped in the middle of the forgotten- Spot in the Forbiddin’ (Sea) By Provenance, impoverished and squaller Grow up to be a hero?

[Kane] What’s Your Name Man?

[Ayrai] Mycael Suncrest

[Mycael] My name is Mycael Suncrest.

[Sophaen] And there’s a million things I haven’t done But just you wait. Just you wait!

[Blackthorn Correlation] I am not throwing away my shot! I am not throwing away my shot! Yo I’m just like my city, I’m young scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwing away my shot!

[Camsaen] Raise a glass to the four of us! Tomorrow there’ll be more of us! Telling the story of-

[Lissa, Euphoria, and Cass] Work Work~

[Euphoria] Euphoria~

[Lissa, Euphoria, and Cass] Work Work~ 

[Lissa] Lissa~

[Cass] And Cassi~

[Lissa, Euphoria, and Cass] The Darkbough Sisters~

[Euphoria] Lissa I’m looking for a mind at work, work

[Lissa, Euphoria, and Cass] Hey! Hey! Yea~ Hey! In the Greatest City, In the Greatest City in the World~

[Shezmu] Oceans Rise, Empires Fall, We have seen each other through it all, And when push, comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love Da da da da, da da, da ya da~ da da da

[Sha] We are out gunned, Out Manned! Out numbered, out planned! We gotta make an all out stand! Yo, I’m gonna need a right hand man

[Seilynn] Oooh~ I do, I do, I do, I do~ Oh, You got me helpless Look into my eyes and the skies the limit Ah~ Down for the count~ And I’m drowning in-

[Elennia] To your union! And the hope that you provide! May you always~ Be satisfied! Satisfied! Satisfied!

[House Songheart] Life doesn’t discriminate, Between the sinners and the saints It takes and it takes and it takes But we keep living anyway We Rise, And we fall And we break, and we make mistakes And if there’s a reason that I’m still Alive when so many have died Then I’m willing to-

[Doc] One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine

[Ahane] Wait for it

[Lilia] Wait for it

[Doc] One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine

[Ahane] Wait for it

[Lilia] Wait for it

[Four Horsemen] It’s the ten duel commandment.

[Amoradine] Oh~ Let me be a part of the narrative In the story they will write some day Let this moment be the first chapter Where you decide to stay~

[Zan] Zantheon! Zantheon! I’m taking this horse by the reins Making Bluecoats Redder with Bloodstains Zantheon! And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em Drop and burn ‘em up and scatter their remains, I’m Zantheon! Watch me engagin’ em! Escapin’ em! Enragin’ em! I’m— Zantheon! I go to Org for more funds Zantheon! I come back with more Guns And ships

[Ang] Mycael Suncrest I’ve got soldiers in the field for you If we manage to get this right They’ll surrender by early light The world will never be the same!

[Blackthorn Correlation] The world turned upside down~

[Lissa] Look around~ Isn’t this enough?

[Euphoria] He will never be satisfied

[Lissa] What would be enough?

[Euphoria] To be satisfied

[Cass and Euphoria] Satisfied

[Lissa, Euphoria, Cass] Satisfied!

[Khulma] History has it’s eyes on you~

[Too Many People to do all lyrics here]

[Blackthorn Correlation] History has it’s eyes on you!

[Camsaen] What did I miss?

[Rook] Mycael! That was a really nice declaration Welcome to the present, we’re running a real nation Would you like to join us? Or stay mellow doing whatever the hell it is you do in Count Pretendo

[Euphoria and (Cass)] Take a Break! (And get away~) Run away for the summer let’s go upstate! (Where we can stay!) We can all go stay with our father (Look around, look around, how lucky we are to be alive right now~) Close your eyes and dream We can go when the night gets dark Don’t say no

[Mycael and (Ayrai)] Whoa, tell me how to say no to this How can I say no to this? There’s no where I can go (Help!) When your bodies on mine then I can’t say no (Help~)

[Non-Officers] No one else was in The room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened My God In God we trust But we'll never really know what got discussed Click-boom then it happened But no one else was in the room where it happened

[Ahane] It must be nice, It must be nice To have Valorian on your side To have Valorian on your side

[Everyone singing different parts]

[Sophaen] We both know, what we know

[Hanis] Alright, Now wait No~

[Khulma and Sha] Lissa Darkbough had a torred affair, And she wrote it down right there

[Mycael] Highlight!

[Cass] I know my sister like I know my own mind, You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind

[Hanis] I’m erasing myself from the narrative, Let future historians wonder how Hanis reacted

[Cass] I love my sister more then anything in this life, I will choose her happiness over mine, everytime! Put what we had aside I’m standing at ya side You could never be satisfied God I hope you’re satisfied

[Men] One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven-

[Stitch] It’s quiet uptown.

[House Songheart] Forgiveness, can you imagine? Forgiveness, can you imagine? If you see them in the street, Walking by his side, Talking by his side, I have pity They are going through the unimaginable

[Lissa] Now I’m the villain in your history

[Mycael] I imagine death, it feels more like a memory

[Seilynn] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine

[Sophaen] This is where it gets me

[Ayrai] I should’ve known

[Lilia] I’ve gotta throw away...

[Euphoria and Shezmu] Will they tell your story?

[Everyone] Who lives, who dies, who tells your story.

(( @blackthorn-correlation, @nalsrumvokunhaan, @lady-rosedrea, @noblehorseman-death, @felashathia, @mycaelsuncrest-deactivated20171, @lady-songheart, @khulma, @house-arachnia, and others I forget to tag! ))

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