#hospo

[thatscreamingrat]

hope everyone had a good bank holiday weekend heatwave

[spacepoetguy]

ketchup on your hoodie

hello sir

right away sir

you can order on the touchscreens

next please

paper wrapper

yes ma’am I have your thick shake here

beep

hello two in the morning

ding dong

beep

sir I can’t hear you

sir put the bottle down

sir is it ketchup on your hoodie?

tell me

did another person spill it with your hands?

hello sir right away sir

I’d like a cheeseburger and answers

beep

who did this to your life, sir?

was it us?

[theroyaltenenblarghs]

Are any of you bartenders?

If so, I wanna ask you some questions about harm reduction in hospitality spaces

[wiredbunny]

Pictures from last service :3

[mandalorian-chiara]

“Can Brad be my husband”

THE WAY I DIED

[you-need-not-apply]

@imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer here’s the list of shit that happened

1- spent 5 minutes listening to a guy from Queensland rant about mayo not belonging on burger buns with the highlight being “it must be a (my state) thing”

2- half way through an order my brain reset and I asked the guy who was mid way through ordering “hi how can I help you?”

3- my coworker is pregnant!!! This isn’t bad it’s really good!! She’s been trying

4- my boss called someone a fucking bastard to their face for stealing someone else’s order

5- the prices of everything changed so I suffering memorising them all

6- our chef brought a 1870s Victorian style cap to “keep his head warm” he works next to the grill

7- I got called sweetheart by like 50 different men of various ages

8- a guy (12-15) came up and asked how much our canned drinks are ($3.50) and then laughed when I told him as he sells them down at (would dox me place) for like 1.20$ so he knows we a tourist trap

9- a lady tried to make me take New Zealand currency (not AUD) and said it was “basically the same”

10- I cut my finger open on the coffee grinder

11- the demon in the coffee machine made it start smoking

There’s a few more but those are the highlights

[high-quality-tiktoks]

i worked in hospo for 8 years and for a while this was sadly me

[secretlycommittal]

my slow-setta game is weak