#hotbust

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@gramjams @weasal - based on the hilarious reading of “UNDRESS ME” from the podcast. 

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One of the final two entries for the HotBust Movie Calendar was a nod to the round robin RPF fic that Professor Hotstuff’s students are writing (currently 72 chapters long), entitled ‘Fifty Shades of Tweed.’

Closing out the calendar is Lexa’s all-time favourite teen movie: Sixteen Candles.

@hotbust-sexscapades

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lexa blowing raspberries on jack's tummy and jack squeals and giggles, and everyone knows baby laughs are contagious so.... students almost faint when they hear the whole griffin-woods family giggling. and then the realization that jack and lexa have the same laugh?? that kills the students

That killed me too. Cause of death: The Feels.

(I love how some days my blog is all saccharine fluffy headcanons and other days it’s pure blasphemy and going to hell in a hand basket.)

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I feel like I'm missing something. What is hotbust? Is it in dwbyg?

It’s future DWBYG when Lexa’s an assistant professor. All the students in Lexa’s classes have debilitating crushes on her - some, literally. A bunch of them fainted when Lexa took off her tweed blazer one day to reveal a sleeveless blouse and her tattoo.

The students write sordid Real Person Fic about her (Professor Hotstuff) and her smokin’ former porn star wife (SexandBust). Their portmanteau is HotBust. Check out the HotBust and Professor Lexa tags for more.

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@stormcallerthor I feel like there's a ficlet or one-shot in this haha.

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does lexa ever get a teachers assistant? i kinda hope she lucks out and gets someone who admires her but doesnt fangirl

There would be a LOT of fierce competition for the TA role. Many fangirls would be desperate just to get closer to Prof Hotstuff but I like to think Lexa would be pretty rigorous in her selection criteria. Also, Indra insists on having input - she’s well aware of Lexa’s popularity and has been guilty of leveraging it to the department’s advantage - because she can’t have any suspicion/speculation about misconduct or favouritism.

(Although, lesbihonest, everyone’s seen Lexa’s wife and the way they look at each other so they know it’s completely implausible Lexa would ever take notice of anyone else.)

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And Indra realizes the potentials for Lexa with baby and spontaneously creates a 'career day'. Only here the satff has to bring their kids to work. The lecture hall was close to bursting and a bouncer had to be hired to turn away even more hopeful attendees

Indra is so fucking extra with all her sly machinations to exploit The Lexa Effect. I love it. 

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Lexa never wonders why thousands of people would want to buy a calendar of her and her wife? Since she's clueless about her effect on people. She never finds it weird?

She thinks all these people care about the plight of Apis mellifera that much. It’s all in aid of charity: the Bee Conservancy.

But, also, these are crack headcanons. It’s futile to apply real world logic to it. ;)