#hotcock

[squinchasaurus]

[fuckboy-orochimaru]

Kabuto: *smacks Orochimaru's ass* Hey babe ;)

Jiraiya (about Orochimaru and Kabuto): Why did Kabuto call Orochimaru babe?

Tsunade: People are gay, Jiraiya

Jiraiya: that's ok but I thought gay dudes would call each other hotcock or some shit

Tsunade: ....

Jiraiya: Babe is a straight guy word

[stagandsteer]

I'm bored. Let's play a game of wild speculations and guesses!

What do you think Froy calls Richard? Richard? Rich? Richie? Babe?

Are they cuddly sleepers or do they keep to their own sides?

Does Froy ask permission before he steals Richard's clothes and accessories, or does he just freely take?

Rich, Rico, and of course babe. sidebar, this made me think of this meme

Sometimes they sleep at different times and I think Froy gets up and does his own thing when he can’t sleep so he doesn’t disturb Richard. But when sleeping together they always have a hand on each other at least. Definite cuddle vibes, Froy has big Big Spoon energy.

And I don’t think Richard cares at all what Froy wears or borrows. if it’s not the clothes he is actively wearing at that exact moment I think it’s up for grabs. and I think if they fit him, he has stolen those lovely soft Fendi lounge pants from Froy. you know the ones.

honestly any excuse to see this pic again is good enough. 🥰

[randomfandomshitpost]

aang: why is he calling another dude babe?

katara: people are gay, aang.

aang: that's ok but I thought gay dudes would call each other hotcock or some gay shit, not babe

aang: babe is a straight guy word

[randomfandomshitpost]

sokka: why is he calling another dude babe?

suki: people are gay, sokka.

sokka: that's ok but I thought gay dudes would call each other hotcock or some gay shit, not babe

sokka: babe is a straight guy word

[rabid-zebra]

[cinnabargirl]

Men should only wear jock straps and nothing else at all times