Yisma sleeping. Kronk took her out to the old goat shed then teleported out of the yard without her. #houdinidog #emperorsnewgroove https://www.instagram.com/p/B7bEUqAl6SD/?igshid=8r09fqruqrb6
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Yisma sleeping. Kronk took her out to the old goat shed then teleported out of the yard without her. #houdinidog #emperorsnewgroove https://www.instagram.com/p/B7bEUqAl6SD/?igshid=8r09fqruqrb6
So. .this was what greeted me when I came home today. #brindleBonnie has escaped!! Look at my little #houdinidog Her new crate has since arrived (thank goodness) which she is a bit bummed about. #brindlesofinstagram #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram #dogsoffortcollins #puppiesofinstagram #escapeartistdoggo (at Lokal Apartments - Fort Collins, CO) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq_dbcHBk0h/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1di86ugye1q6u
This short story is called "Dammit, David Ruffin". * * #SwipeLeft * * The city had to come and cut some trees so they wouldn't destroy the wires. They said they wouldn't come if any dogs were out, so Chris told me he was putting David Ruffin in our shed until they left. * * #AFewHoursLater * * David Ruffin was being his usual dog self when I asked Chris whwn he let him back out. Chris said "I don't know how he got out." WELP, now I know how he got out! * * #InstaDogs #DogsOfInstagram #KoolAidMan #BackDoorMan #HoudiniDog #YouCantHoldMe #LabRottie #Rottador #RottsOfInstagram #Unbothered #WeInTrouble #OhWell (at Memphis, Tennessee)
After an hour long night time escape adventure (we’ve been letting him out at night as, thus far, he hasn’t been running off after dark) this is how he returns. Don’t get me started on how bad he smells, of horse poo again when there are no horses near us. This dog will end me. #escapeartist #houdinidog #pourmeadrink #pissedoff
they still haven't spotted me. #houdinidog (at Chicago, Illinois)
And here is where Badger Shawshank Redemption'ed his way out of the backyard (he's back now). #houdinidog #dogs #escape #puppymischief #shawshankredemption
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humans: let's put houdinidog in a crate
houdinidog: turns crate over
humans: ok let's put a board in the bottom of houdinidog's crate
houdinidog: slides board through hole below gate and then turns crate over
humans: ok let's tie houdinidog's crate up with a rope
houdinidog: chews through the rope
humans: ok let's tie houdinidog's crate up with the chain
houdinidog: bites the fucking bars of the crate in half and proceeds to climb out of the top
humans: fuck you houdinidog
NOTE: I have since realized that making light of Jack's situation was incredibly problematic of me. I'm very sorry.