#house divided

[archiveofaffinities]

Bruce Nauman, House Divided, Nathan Manilow Sculpture Park, Governors State University, University Park, Illinois, 1983

[morning-frostie]

you’re laughing. house tried to kill chase by sending him into anaphylactic shock through a stripper’s strawberry body butter and you’re laughing.

[clementine221b]

this show is not fucking real

[tomorrowusa]

^^^ It's a good thing Abe doesn't know what Trump did to his reflecting pool.

When your local reflecting pool or pond turns green with algae, don’t reach for chemicals – nature has better solutions

If you want an alternative to the disaster zone which Trump has created in DC, visit Lincoln's tomb in Springfield, Illinois.

Lincoln's Tomb is not huge and not kitschy – so Trump wouldn't like it. But it is dignified and is open to the public all but seven days a year. And it's even free.

Springfield is also the home of the Old State Capitol where Lincoln gave his 1858 "House Divided" speech. Barack Obama in 2007 announced outside the building that he was running for president.

Springfield doesn't have a lot of algae, but it is the site of a REAL state fair from August 13th through August 23rd. Nobody at the Illinois fair will sell stale pretzels for $25 apiece.

[vladdyissues]

i feel the need to drop comfort ideas at your door again

-post-AGIT. Vlad has the future Danny as his kid and reconciles with Danielle, and is no longer the central antagonist in Danny's life. Moreso, with Phantom Planet undone, Vlad is still the mayor and Danny's still massively unassuming

-Danny checks in on Dani, of course. Regularly. But. He keeps staying a little longer each time. Gets caught up in the domestic vibes

-at SOME point, somewhere between thinking he doesn't mind the idea of Vlad manhandling him so much anymore and "wait am i thinking of marriage right now" he realizes he accidentally started co-parenting his darkest timeline self and his clone with his older celebrity godfather who's a political leader

-annnnnd he's into it. besides the fact he is increasingly attracted, he. kinda likes having a weird all-halfa household to protect and retreat to

-doesn't have to watch his power use. doesn't have to dodge anti-ghost defenses. won't get hit by a boomerang when he's trying to focus on something. doesn't have to sneak to the portal to get anything done

-Vlad's not a fantastic dad (he's new to this), but he's a lot more attentive than Danny's seen out of his parents, and Danny starts matching the energy. together they end up making a good team

-anti-ghost nonsense leading to ridiculous situations with helping ghosts and this weird little family they're building keep off the radar and keeping all their secrets

-Danny and Vlad at some point just flat out tipping over into Pompous Pep without actively realizing it or pursuing it, just somewhere a switch flicks in their head like "yes this is my partner I am raising children with why wouldn't we be doing this" and it's 100% seamless and holy SHIT does it look bad without the half-ghost family context

-lots of opportunity for 'papa wolf' trope scenes as well as Battle Couple moments, besides the domestic setup

-annnnd that's the setup for the secret identity based domcom I've had building in my head all day as a way to block out stressful nonsense

-i blame the fact Martin Mull played an antagonist on Sabrina the Teenage Witch for this

-but also... i crave the fluff, man. i crave it so bad

GOD. YES. ಥ﹏ಥ ♡♡♡

[faifenaco]

dont mind me i’m just thinking about the symbolism between Cameron being an immunologist and Chase having an allergic reaction at his bachelor party

[worshipfulmercy]

Uh, I’m not going to the bachelor party. Every time I go to one of your parties, I end up embarrassing myself in some new and unexpected way.

(also here's the full scene GIFed, lol. couldn't stay away from it)

[platinum-iridium]

thirteen giving strippers money straight from foreman's wallet ; they're the only "we stare at women together" couple i can support