#house shitpost

[burlaptrickrtreater]

I love people taking pictures of Otis and subtly photoshopping what his shirt says, cuz I almost never notice until I’ve seen it like 10 times already😭

[guardian-of-local-forest]

how i feel when i take more than one ibuprofen in a day:

[gayforkangsaebyeok]

*the ducklings walk in on house and wilson making out in house’s office*

chase: aur naur, we’ve interrupted- CRIKEY IS THAT WILSON?!?

cameron: wait… house slept with… or i guess is sleeping with?? a MAN???

foreman: which one of them do u think is the bottom

[nonbinarylocalcryptid]

So, a few weeks ago I was watching House MD (as one does), episode 1x21, when House is choosing a yellow crayola to use

And I shit you not, I literally yelled "A DANDELION YELLOW" like some sort of sleeping agent 😂

Like, I follow Lakenzo both on youtube and tiktok, I'm cultured and I know what a dandelion crayon is 😎

[unearthlore]

Monsters, Chapter 1 — you get 1) TF2 OCs in an a-spec polycule; and 2) a disabled guy hates being disabled 🐉

[thebellekeys]

a correct house playlist has two songs which are "brutal" by olivia rodrigo and "body" by mother mother. anything else is wrong. btw.

[justenoughlight]

I failed already 😔

[burlaptrickrtreater]

I got my bottom surgery at Captain Spaulding’s Museum of Monsters and Murderers And Fried Chicken and all I got was killed by Dr Satan