#mouse bites

[coolmaycroft]

[fleshdyk3]

house we need to cure this patient

[low-polly]

credit for the house vicodin prescription goes to u/marcusbechtel on the HouseMD subreddit, the wilson image came from the House wiki, and of course the whole thing is inspired by the classic video "Every episode of House ever". The rest was all me.

[smileyfried]

My take on Mouse MD

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[eli-enjoys-lanadelrey]

I see a lot of people who are thinking about watching House MD asking if Hilson is cannon, here’s the objective truth: the whole show is a ‘will they won’t they’ but they never will except they also have been the whole time and will continue too

[r4cc00n-r0llb4ck]

The funniest part about the House MD Fandom is that I've never seen a single incorrect take. Somehow every single ridiculous thing people have to say about House MD is 100% correct. Those ridiculous posts about House finding toothpicks in people's assholes? Actually happened in an episode. Some guy had bacterial vaginosis in his mouth. House himself actively says homophobic things constantly - just to piss people off, not even because it's what he actually believes - but will come home drunk and sleep in Wilson's bed and Wilson just LETS HIM DO THAT?? Nothing House says should be taken seriously unless he's giving you a diagnoses because the only person he's advocating for besides the patient is The Devil. Cuddy only wears thongs. There's a bi disaster doctor in a wheelchair at one point. 13 is just there being hot and bi for seasons. Chase is just there being hot and saying "naur". Foreman is there wishing he could punch House in the face and Chase actually DOES it at some point. Cameron makes out with House in order to drug him. NO ONE in this show is okay and they're all committing medical malpractice constantly in front of an international audience

[ickachris]

After the season finale.