Very nonchalant, annoyingly so. Did anyone expect him to get queasy about blood? Only half of the red stains on your bedsheets belong to you (nasty dude doesn’t always wanna shower after his sprees)
The only thing that could irritate him is your hormones. If you happen to get on his nerves, you’re gonna get a solid squeeze around your throat reminding you who’s in control hot. If you get emotional and start crying over little things, he literally has no idea what to do. Pats your shoulder in the post awkward way.
Won’t think to bring you water, painkillers, or heating pads. He barely ever takes care of his own injuries, let alone your monthly pains. He’ll let you squeeze his hand though.
If you’re ever in a circumstance where you need pads/tampons ASAP, his solution is to kill the nearest woman and check her purse. Do with that what you will.
Jason Vorhees
He thinks you’re dying. His mother did not bother to teach him a single thing about periods and, as far as he knows, blood means injury. Every month, no matter how much you insist you’re okay, he’s doting over you like it’s your last day on earth. Very grateful when it ends.
Yes, he will bring you anything you want or need. He will ransack the camp grounds for any medicine. He will hike several miles to the nearest gas station if you ask for a chocolate bar. He will personally hold your head up so you can drink water without moving. Please tell him he’s doing a good job.
He’s also the only slasher on here that won’t have sex with you at all while you’re bleeding. He gets really flustered about sex in the first place, but doing it while you’re “injured” is totally unacceptable in his mind. Your undead gentleman.
Bubba Sawyer
He’s the second, but not last, slasher on this list to not know what a period is. Drayton is the only one in the family who has an inkling of an idea what you’re going through, but why would he ever bother to have that conversation with his brothers?
Like Jason, he assumes you’re hurt. Unlike Jason, he’s not too shy to investigate. The first time he sees a little blood on your thigh while you’re sleeping, he panics and fully rips off your underwear to see what happened. Once you calm him down and assure him that everything is okay, he cries tears of joy.
He will bring you cups of water and put his large, warm hands on your lower stomach to ease your cramps. He could easily spend the whole day cuddling you into relaxation (before getting yelled at for not doing his chores). Also, I don’t see his bed having any sheets, just bare mattress. So those stains are never coming out.
If you want painkillers, you’ll have to ask Drayton, who buys them for you once you mention it’s a female thing. Small note, but if the twins ever catch wind of your cycle, they’ll cause you literal hell with teasing. This whole family is very repressed.
Otis Driftwood
An asshole. He’s such an asshole. In general, but especially when you’re on your period. He’ll make you beg for a Tylenol, complain about the prices of your pads/tampons, and insist that you don’t get “too bitchy” with him just because you’re bleeding. He just likes riling you up.
Doesn’t hide his very obvious blood kink. I’m not gonna make this overly smutty, but he makes sure that his hands, face, and crotch are all thoroughly red at one point during your cycle. And he doesn’t bother showering until the next morning either.
Baby is a little kinder about it. She’s still teases, but there’s a lot more love in her tone. If you guys ever sync up, Otis makes a huge fucking deal over “having to deal” with both of you.
Billy Lenz
Only half-knows what a period is. He thought that women lose all their blood at once a month then continue as normal. Is very disturbed when you inform him that it lasts multiple days.
He thinks your pain is a little funny. He’ll giggle at your groans and poke you in the stomach just to bug you. But he’s not totally heartless, he’ll still reheat your pad and give you back massages. And sloppy makeouts. He’ll never pass up the opportunity to makeout with you.
Doesn’t stop being a little pervert though. Loves the smell of blood coming off of you. Insists that he needs to eat you out to heal your pain. Will jerk off over the used pads that you leave in the bathroom trash can.
Brahms Heelshire
So we all know that Brahms was never taught a single thing about female anatomy. However, he did relentlessly stalk you within his own house before you guys ever officially met. I think it’s possible that he saw you getting and dealing with your period through the bathroom walls at some point and he was just like Oh. Okay.
Might’ve pulled a Billy and been weird with your used pads don’t judge him okay
Being totally obsessed with you, he doesn’t mind your blood all the much. Whether it’s on his sheets, clothes, or skin. He doesn’t care as long as you’re with him. He might be able to sense that you’re a little more irritable than usual, so he tries to be an extra extra good boy for you.
He also has a habit of copying you and it doesn’t stop on your period. When you take a painkiller, he wants to take one too. When you eat chocolate, he eats chocolate. When you nap, he wraps his limbs around you and listens to your breathing until you wake up.
Guys my cramps have been so fucking awful I’m not proofreading this shit
could you do slasher headcanons (anyone you want) with a fem reader who is alternative?
I might just be self-reflecting, but I think most of these slashers would align politically with alternative views, most being leftists or some living under a rock or just not understanding. I hope these were accurate and I wasn’t too repetitive with my writing.
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VINCENT SINCLAIR:
☆ Vincent doesn’t talk but he’s a great listener, he’d listen to your voice for hours if he could. He may not look like he’s paying attention to what you’re saying, but he is. Vincent’s just focused on his work as well as you. If he isn’t working, he’s very attentive to what you say, hanging on to every word. He’s good at talking with his eyes, you can understand how he feels about a certain topic just by his eyes.
☆ I don’t think Vincent could tolerate metal music too well or punk. He already hears enough from Bo, so he’d prefer it if the music was calmer and at a steady pace. Out of all the alternative genres of music, goth is his favorite. More so since most of the music out of the genre aligns with calmer lyrics and or instruments. Put it on while he’s working in the basement; he loves it.
☆ Pervert 1. He might be too nervous to touch you, but he’s 100% thinking about it. He’ll fantasize about it throughout the day as he subconciously works. If he really likes how your bodess looks in one of your outfits, he’ll make a miniture sculpture of your figure, out of wax. Just stand there and let him sculpt you or let him take a photo of you to base the figure off of. If you do let him, take a photo of you; he’s pinning it up on the wall of where he works.——————————————————————
BO SINCLAIR:
☆ Bo wouldn’t have much time to talk about politics or he just wouldn’t care enough to talk to you about it. He does believe that the governemnt fucked and he hates a lot of the things thta are going downhill in this country but it’s not his priority. It’s very rare and difficult to catch him at a time when he isn’t working, irritated, or just in a bad mood, but when you do, he’ll talk.
☆ Bo is the most on board with your music than all the other slashers. This man is a fein for alternative music. Like in the movie, he’s quite literally blasting Marilyn Manson on the radio. He loves to blast music with you, I think this might be one of Bo’s and your favorite bonding moments. Especially if you listen to My Chemical Romance, Deftones, Joy Division, Stutterfly, Disturbed, etc. Bo loves to share new artists or songs with you and would love for you to do the same.
☆ Pervert 2. Bo is making sexual comments about you all day if he likes your outfit. He’ll walk by and whisper sweet nothings in our ear and walk away, leaving you with the thought.
“You get me so worked up, darling. I might just have to stop my work to play with that pretty pussy of yours.” He whispers the leaves. He’ll look back to see your reaction and smirk if you're befuddled.
He likes to come up from behind and lift your shirt to rub his calloused hands over your torso, burrying his head into your neck as he kisses you. Then he’ll walk away like nothing happened. He’s prone to do this to you often and it’s annoying. He’ll get your riled up just to leave you.
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LESTER SINCLAIR:
☆ Lester isn’t up to date with politics, but he’ll listen to you intentivley while you guys are driving. He’ll turn down the radio to listen to you better and give some commentary as you speak. If you guys are hunting though, please be quiet and wait until later to tell him something.
☆ There’s a high chance the radio in his truck doesn’t work but if it does, he’ll be playing your music for you. He doesn’t mind it all that much, sometimes he’ll even turn the radio up all the way for you. Once he listens to it long enough, he might even sing along to the lyrics. He’s singing is shit and he stumbles over the words, but it makes you giggle so he’s happy.
☆ Pervert 3. Lester will still be sexual with you if you’re wearing an outfit he really likes but definetly less graphic than Bo. For the most part it’s just him staring at you or your body, accidentally grinning at you, looking youup nd down. Lester will be sweeter than anything. Flooding you with compliments on how pretty and cute you look. If you guys are in the truck, he’ll reach over and rest his hand on your thigh. Occasionally, he’ll squeeze it or rub his hand up and down your thigh.
“I just can’t help myself, ya just look at pretty, honey."
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BUBBA SAWYER:
☆ I think Bubba would be nervous to be around you but eventually he’d get used to it. Bubba isn’t even there politically; he’s in his own world. He reminds me of the hamster on the horse with the rainbow in the background. If you wanted to talk to someone about politics, he’d listen. He’d either be sitting down and nodding, or he’ll listen while working. Bubba doesn’t fully understand politics or political standpoints, but he tries.
☆ Mostly I don’t think Bubba really cares if you listen to alternative music, as long as you aren’t blasting it. Drayton wouldn’t let you do that anyway; he’d start hootin’ and hollering for you to keep it down. Bubba doesn’t mind your music; if you listen to it, he’ll listen to it. Do you want to listen to it while you work? Sure. Want to listen while we drive? Of course. Just make sure to give Bubba the chance to play music he likes.
☆ Bubba has never really seen anyone dressed like you. I mean, there were alternative people around but rarely in Texas. Whatever Chop-Top is, was the closest you’d get. Bubba never saw you indifferently for your looks or anything because he’s been around Chop-Top since he was born. Bubba really liked the outfits you made and wore. He thought they looked so cool and pretty. Like he did Nubbins and Chop-Top, he made you little things out of bones—bracelets, necklaces, earrings, hair clips, etc. They aren’t the best made, but they aren’t poorly done. You wore the bones with your outfits, and he was ecstatic. ————————————————————————————
NUBBINS SAWYER:
☆ To be honest, I don’t think Nubbins is even here fully. He’s just here. He does hate the government though after hearing you give a brief explanation of it. He’ll listen to you talk about politics but like Bubba, he doesn’t get it. But he’s willing to learn for you. As long as you use simpler terms for him and compare it to something he likes, he’ll get it. It’s never the best comparison or even a good one, but he still gets it. Normally making these types of comparisons would help him understand no matter how shitty it was.
“Okay, think about the government as a grenade. You like grenades, right?” You asked, Nubbins nodded.
“It’s like the wait after you pull the ring and wait for it to explode, killing you instantly. We’re just waiting as the government brings us down to kill us off because they hate anyone who isn’t a white male with a lot of money.”
That pissed Nubbins off. “T-that’s unfair. How can our government be ah-allowed to do sh-shit like that?” You now went on for the next couple hours explaining to him everything that they’ve gotten away with.
☆ Nubbins wasn’t big on music, he didn’t listen to it often. Nubbins isn’t deaf, but he just doesn’t listen to anything. He tunes a lot of things out, so you can listen to whatever you want without him caring. If you want him to listen to a song, he will. He may not have an opinion on it.
☆ Then again, Nubbins doesn’t really care how you dress. He might lightly tease you a little, but he loves you, and he thinks you’re really attractive in anything you wear. If he found out you liked the more obscure things, Nubbins would take dead animal carcasses he had found on the road and give them to you. Or like he normally does, take photos, then give you those photos.
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CHOP-TOP SAWYER:
☆ I know the Sawyers aren’t really educated since they never went to an actual school, but Chop-Top would be more in touch with politics since he was in Vietnam and all. I think it would be nice to have a political conversation with him. Although when he starts talking, he can’t stop, he gets too carried up in himself to allow you to get a word in. Once he’s tired of it and finishes talking, he’ll listen to you.
☆ This man might as well be the embodiment of happiness or maybe he’s just high, I’m not sure. Chop-Top loves all kinds of music; it doesn’t matter what music you play around him. He’ll want to yell the lyrics in a horribly pitchy tone while he dances around. Chop-Top will force you to join in sometimes as well. He’d tug on your arm and beg you to dance with him until you gave in.
☆ This man ADORES your clothes. He loves that you express yourself through clothing like he does. It’s nice to have another person that dresses differently, especially in Texas at this time. If you want to DIY clothes with him? One hundred times over yes. He may not be the best at DIY, but he’ll make you a piece of clothing praying you'll like it. There will be blood stains and other odd things caked to it but please take it. He always manages to find some random as shit to give to you too. One time you woke up with a jar of baby teeth sitting on your desk, asking him where he got this, he just replied with,
“I j-just found it, heh.” He shrugged and acted like it was normal with a big grin on his face. You weren’t really in the mood for this, so you just let it go and stopped asking where he got this stuff————————————————————————————
THOMAS HEWITT:
☆ Thomas doesn’t really care about politics, like Bubba, he’s just in his own world. Thomas is more focused on his family and the murders than politics. Since they’re in a dead town, it’s not a big worry to him. If you do want to talk though, he’ll listen while he’s working. It’s best to get him when he’s sewing his masks.
☆ It may be a surprise, but Thomas actually loves your music. If you turn on a song you find on the radio, he’s jamming to it. Sometimes you’ll catch him tapping his fingers or his feet to the beat.
☆ With his family being heavily religious and in the early 1970s, they didn’t like you being around Thomas at first but eventually grew used to your style. Thomas never really cared, but being influenced by his family threw him off a little bit. They were worried you wouldn’t be a good influence on Tommy or be mean to him based off your appearence. Once they saw how kind and sweet you were to Thomas, they slowly started to grow fonder of you. Luda and the Tea Lady were especially hesitant at first but grew used to you. Monty and Henrietta didn’t care that much. Charlie didn’t care but he was an asshole to you.
“It ain’t Halloween yet, girl!” Hoyt would say, then chuckle and smirk like he just made the best smartass comment ever. Thomas would give him a dirty look, while you rolled your eyes. Side note, do NOT wear skirts around Hoyt, he will be a perv and try and lift it or look up it anyway he can. If you do, wear shorts underneath.
Sadly, if you “overdressed”, you would have to cool it down a bit to appease the family. It’s most likely better anyway considering the Texas heat.
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OTIS DRIFTWOOD:
☆ Otis was a leftist anyway so when he found out you had the same beliefs as him, well he's not ecstatic, he doesn't care that much. But it was a relief to find out you hated the government and the people that are sworn followers to said government.
☆ Now knowing your beliefs, he's yapping your ear off. Just complaining about how fucked up the system is and that everyone in that corrupted government should just die. (True dat)
"Godammit it's just so fucking stupid. They get to control every little thing we do and get away with it, no repercussions." He sighed. "Fucking pigs..."
You'd just nod or leave your insight on things. You tried not to say much though since it just got him riled up more.
☆ If you dress alternatively? Loves it. He likes that you express yourself with clothing, kinda like he does.
"At least you ain't one a' those bitches who prance around thinkin' life's so great and peachy."
And if you DIY your shirts? He's doing it with you. He’s honestly really good at giving ideas for DIYing as well. Like if you want to send a certain message, especially politically, he’s great at wording it. When you are DIYing, it’s mostly just silence, except when Otis curses under his breath from messing up, or it's just him complaining. Other than that, it's silent.
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BABY FIREFLY:
☆ OH SHE LOVES YOU. Similar to Otis, the same belief system. Baby won't go out and talk about it normally, but if you do? She's listening, nodding, passing her judgement. She loves listening to your talk, especially with how educated you are on everything. And if you get angry about a topic? She just thinks you’re the cutest thing ever.
☆ Your music taste? She’s all over you. She likes a lot of several types of music, but alternative genres are her go to. So, you liking it is even better. She puts on that music when you are making out as well.
☆ If you dress any sort of alternative, she loves dressing you up. She takes the clothes of victims as long as they're worth it, so if feel she'd have some alternative clothes herself. She just adores you and the outfits she makes for you.
“Well, don’t you just look cute?” She giggles.
She loves gifting you with them. Sometimes if she sees something cute, she’ll take it for you and place it on your nightstand or somewhere you’ll see it. Normally it’s something she stole from a store or a victim. If it looks nice and it reminds her of you, she’s taking it.
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BILLY LENZ (2006):
☆ Since he was locked in the attic his whole life, he doesn’t really know much of what’s going on politically, so you can’t get much of a point across without him just being confused, but he won’t really care that much to understand. Even if he did understand, it would be hard to get him to open up and be comfortable with you because he’s always paranoid that you might treat him like his family did. If you do sit down and talk to him though, he’ll listen to half of what you say.
☆ Billy doesn’t listen to much music other than christmas music but if you were to slowly introduce him to other genres, he’d like it. He won’t stop litening to christmas music though because it’s such a comfort to him and his childhood that he couldn’t have. He does enjoy alternative music when you put it on; he likes it when you introduce him to new songs as well. You two made a playlist together so one second you could be playing System of a Down, Korn, (idk If u listen to these but just replace it if you don’t.) or something simliar and then the next song is, “Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairies”. Off topic but just thought I should add this, the nightmare before christmas movie reminds him of you and him.
☆ Billy is a pervert, he doesn’t care what you wear. Wear nothing for all he cares. That’s it, that’s all I have to say. Wait no, off topic but if you like more grotesque things, he’ll want you to eat a human eyeball to see if you’d like it. Okay, now that’s it.————————————————————————————
Would these slashers make you take your meds? ageless and g/n reader
Includes: Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Lester Sinclair, Bubba Sawyer, Nubbins Sawyer, Chop-Top Sawyer, Drayton Sawyer, Billy Lenz, Otis Driftwood, Baby Firefly, Billy Loomis & Stu Macher, Michael Myers (RZ), Carrie White, Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Brahams Heelshire, The lost boys
Content included: pills obviously though not specified, mentions of OD, urging to not take your meds (take your meds guys please), bad behavior, shame (kind of??)
Authors note: guys oml take your medicine don't listen to the murders. This is a work of fiction, your meds are here to help you. Trust me, I know it is a pain to take and or remember to take them, but they do help. Take them.
Inspired by me forgetting to take my medicine last night :(
"I already have to deal with running this whole town, don't make me run your medicine schedule."
I don't think he'd care much, but he gets pissy if you don't tell him when you are in need of a refill soon and wait til last minute so he has to go into town THAT DAY, he gets so mad about it
"Don't even try that 'I forgot' shit again,"
He just needs someone else sane around here
overall 7/10 he keeps you straight but lets you regulate yourself
Vincent Sinclair
Yes, and gets serious about it
He knows exactly how many refills you have, how many are in your bottles, how many milligrams, all of it
Only because he cares though
He will let you deal with it yourself, but he always makes sure to check at least once a day to see if you did
Whether it's shaking your bottle like a bag of cat treats or passing you a little note, he knows that it is important that you stay on them.
10/10 really nice about it, just wants you safe
Lester Sinclair
"If we gotta pay for 'em, you're takin' 'em"
I think that sums it up pretty well
5/10, never checks but gets upset about it
Bubba Sawyer
Not sure if he entirely understands
He would eventually come to the connection that days you take them are better than days that you do not,
If you explain it to him, he will definitely make sure to check in.
He would urge you to take them, but that's about it, it's more so just a thing in your busy lives.
3/10, you could get away with not taking them
Nubbins Sawyer
Let me hold your hand as I say this, he thinks that if you don't take them, you will die.
He just kind of has the connection that medicine = sickness, no matter how many times you try to explain it to him
He gets so scared
please don't do that to him
He will watch you take them please just take them sweetie
"Are you going to die-"
10/10 please he's shaking
Chop-Top Sawyer
He understands and does not give a shit whether you take them or not
He gets his own prescriptions from the VA hospital and Drayton keeps them locked up and regulated because he's convinced Chop would overdose or snort them,
not that Drayton cares, he just has too much going on.
"Shit, you don't wanna take 'em? Give 'em to me, I'll take 'em for ya, now we're both happy."
Don't do that
Drayton will know
1/10 will eat them like tic tacs for you
Drayton Sawyer
"Don't take 'em, I don't believe in that woke shit anyways."
Once he sees your doing worse though? He's singing a different tune
"Come on sugar, I'm already dealing with enough loonatics"
he didn't mean it that way I swear
He gets paranoid that you're gonna give them to Chop so he locks them up with his and you both go to him each morning and bat your eyelashes as he unlocks the cabinet and counts them out for you like an old man
8/10 you can't go wrong with it
Billy Lenz
Hell no
Bro doesn't even take his own medicine are you kidding?
He actively avoids his medicine, left them all at the facility
If you want to take them though, he could care less, but he also sort of urges you not to
he's a dick like that
Lowkey wants to get experimental with it
"h-how would B-Billy's p-piggy react if I m-mixed them with the others piggys pills?" meanwhile he's like drooling and shaking
hit him
don't let him poison you like that babe
I feel like though that he'd be a dick and when shaking Claude's treat bag he'd shake your bottle like they were treats
again hit him with a frying pan, you deserve better treatment then this
-5/10 I would lose my mind
Otis Driftwood
He doesn't believe in medicine unless he has a hangover or HE'S the sick one
Kind of like Drayton he wouldn't care if you didn't wanna take them unless you start causing him problems,
he wouldn't be as nice about it though
"You want me to shove them down your throat? Huh? That what you want? Didn't think so."
Just save yourself the trouble and take them
1/10 I would cry I think
Baby Firefly
Unpopular opinion, she'd get you to take them
I feel like if you're cool enough that she's noticing you not taking your meds? She cares about you. She's not just gonna let you ruin yourself
that's her job
"Hey sweetheart, got you this spoon of peanut butter, totally not anything suspicious."
sometimes you have to do what you have to do
She would trick you into it
"Well you ain't any fun if you're just... having a bad day."
7/10 her heart is in the right place
Billy Loomis and Stu Macher
They both would be pretty adamant about it
Billy gets all worried that this could somehow lead to them getting caught
Stu cares more about how it's affecting you
I feel like if they found out you weren't taking them, they'd have a sit down talk with you about it
Billy would make a schedule, he seems like a schedule guy
Stu would probably work in bribes or do what I like to do and chant "SHOT SHOT SHOT" with your chaser
10/10 pretty simple not much to write home about
RZ Michael Myers
he doesn't care
after all the different meds he was pumped with? He doesn't want that for you
he doesn't understand that they could help you
he 'loses' them for you
0/10 the worst, take your meds guys they aren't bad
Carrie White
she gets worried, poor thing
"If they weren't meant to help you, the doctors would not have given them to you."
will hold your hand through it
she doesn't really understand why you struggle with it, but she is supportive about it nonetheless
"medicine is here to help us :)"
11/10 I love her
Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham
you're in troubleeeee
Will freaks tf out
He just knows how beneficial medicine can be and this is very irrational to him
Hannibal being a literal psychiatrist isn't very pleased with you
he finds ways to like cook them into food or hide them
??/10 I didn't know really what to do with this one
Brahms Heelshire
He doesn't really understand why you're so against taking them
Isn't medicine here to help us?
He gets upset cause how are you supposed to take care of him if you're having a bad day?
8/10 picks up on it so fast
The Lost Boys
Will make you a vampire so you don't have to take meds
