Nov 30, 2022
Officer: “How close?
Me: “Close enough to have you stop by, ride and release your sack spew in my mouth, and have you back out on duty, swallowed and sucked clean in no time at all.”
Yeah, that was a mouthful, but then again, so was he.
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Officer: “How close?
Me: “Close enough to have you stop by, ride and release your sack spew in my mouth, and have you back out on duty, swallowed and sucked clean in no time at all.”
Yeah, that was a mouthful, but then again, so was he.
wait WAIT ARE WE CLOSE TO 3TAN8???
You could say something like that🧍♀️
Just thinking how servants in ayakos chaldea might mistaken dantes for arjuna or vice versa but ayako isnt cuz how close she is with dantes . That she memorizes the way they speak and the tone-
How close am I to making a shitpost blog for DC?
I am *this* close to falling asleep at work.
Personal fave quotes from the first 4 minutes of meeting my housemate
1. I WAS DUNZO.
2. I GOT BLACKOUT WITH MY MOM.
3. MY UNCLE...
Well, this confirms it. I am a sim future teller.
I predict seasons and BAM! We get pets
I predict seasons and BAM! We get SPN
I predict seasons and BAM! We get seasons!
I predict University and BAM WE GET UNIVERSITY DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW CLOSE WE ARE TO SIMS 4 GUYS????????????