#how dares

[spandexfairy]

Matt spanks Alejandro.

Spank My Muse. See What Happens. | | Accepting | | @itsautilitybag​

Really, Alejandro never imagined that the day would end this way, with him on Matt's lap, and with Matt's hand spanking and smacking his back, it never crossed Alejandro's head, not even in his nightmares. Yes, Alejandro had disobeyed a direct order, yes, Alejandro had disrespected Matt in front of the rest of the squadron, but he didn’t expect Matt to be so nervous, it all happened so fast that Alejandro had no reaction for a few minutes, he just felt his butt warm, he felt Matt's hand making contact with his back several times, and in the end, at the end of it all Alejandro just seemed angrys.

“You’ll regret it...” He grunted, not moving to get out of Matt's lap, he gonna make Matt regret it.

[sleepytrolls]

⭐ Doarch 😏

“My moirail.”“The best thing in my life.”“He has a few problems.”

“But so do I.”“He makes them better and I hope I make his better.”“It is all I want.”

[two-sets-of-paws]

Puppers do not approve of daylight savings

[itsautilitybag-blog]

◙ [Bad ale bad]

Send me ◙ to blackmail my muse

@beniciodelblog

“You really think this is going to help your situation?” Matt asked, the side of his lip curled into a calm smile. He placed his hands to his hips - a subtle sign that despite his chill tone, he was not pleased. Whatever Alejandro thought he had on Matt, it wouldn’t be enough. He took a small step forward, closing the distance between him and the other man, his intense eyes set upon him.

“You go down this road, you use that against me? I’ve got plenty of dirt I can dig up on you, pal, so watch your step.” Would Matt ever actually use dirt on Alejandro? Hell no, but he also couldn’t let this man think he could walk all over him. Out of the two, it needed to be clear who was in charge.

[bcrnt-petcls]

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Tagging:  @watermelon-flame @raiden5673-aka-small-dude @mokitty6 @thatonechickyaknowthatone

[  ] smoked [ * ] consumed alcohol [  ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex [   ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex [  ] kissed someone of the same sex [ * ] had sex [  * ] had someone in your room other than family [   ] watched porn [   ] bought porn [   ] tried drugs

total 5

[ *  ] taken painkillers [   ] taken someone else’s prescription medicine [ * ] lied to your parents [ *] lied to a friend [ * ] snuck out of the house [ *  ] done something illegal [*] felt hurt [ * ] hurt someone [   ] wished someone to die [ * ] seen someone die

total 8

[  * ] missed curfew [*] stayed out all night [   ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself [   ] been to a therapist [  * ] received a ticket [   ] been to rehab [   ] dyed your hair [ *  ] been in an accident [  * ] been to a club [ * ] been to a bar

total 4

[ *  ] been to a wild party [   ] been to a Mardi Gras parade [ * ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night [   ] had a spring break in Florida [   ] sniffed anything [   ] wore black nail polish [   ] wore arm bands [   ] wore t-shirts with band names [   ] listened to rap

total 1

[   ] dressed gothic [ *  ] dressed girly [   ] dressed punk [   ] dressed grunge [ *  ] stole something [ *  ] been too drunk to remember anything [  * ] blacked out [ * ] fainted [  ] had a crush on a neighbor

total 3

[ *  ] had a crush on a friend [   ] been to a concert [   ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped [   ] been called a slut [   ] called someone a slut. [   ] installed speakers in a car [  * ] broken a mirror [  * ] showered at someone of the opposites sex’s house [   ] brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush

total 2

[   ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper? [ *  ] seen an R-rated movie [   ] cruised the mall [ * ] skipped school [ *  ] had surgery [  * ] had an injury [   ] gone to court [   ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping [ *  ] caught something on fire.

[  * ] lied about your age

total 3

[  * ] owned/rented an apartment/house [   ] broke the law in the police’s presence [   ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF [ *  ] got in trouble with the police [ * ] talked to a stranger [ * ] hugged a stranger [   ] kissed a stranger [   ] rode in the car with a stranger [  * ] been harassed [ *  ] been verbally harassed

total 5

[ *  ] met face-to-face with someone you met online [   ] stayed online for 5+ hours straight [   ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight [  * ] watched TV for 5 hours straight [ *  ] been to a fair [   ] been called a bad influence [   ] drank and drove [  * ] prank-called someone [ *  ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex [  * ] cheated on a test

total 5

grand total 35

If you have 00-10 … write [I’m a goody-goody] If you have 11-20 … write [I’m still a goody-goody] If you have 21-30 … write [I’m average] If you have 31-40 … write [I’m a bad kid] If you have 41-50 … write [I’m a very bad influence] If you have 51-60 … write [I’m a horrible person] If you have 61-70 … write [I should be in jail] If you have 71-80 … write [I should be dead] If you have 81-90 … write [I got a ticket to Hell]

[weeniebuttjunior]

rowans laugh

[namor]

clark kent can shut his super mouth up

[yurakui]

Stop this man.