#how we laughed

[chronivore]

[cute-abiteboul]

The Taskmaster socks...

"unisex size" :')

[swiftwaterstone]

I was an asshole that day.

[liquorkisses-poisonedwords]

My dad just asked if I had any plans to kill myself in front of his friends. as a joke. Because your daughter trying multiple suicide attempts is fucking hilarious. Ha fucking ha. Hope a bird shits on your head, you old goat.

[crowtoed]

A customer approached me at the window (aka counter) to the line and shouted," You don't know people or their backgrounds, so check your privilege you bitch!" At me.

Thankfully my managers knew of this person, which is why I managed to keep my job.

She had heard a conversation with another co-worker I was having about fashion of the future and the Fifth Element, inspired by a really neat blouse a customer was wearing. She took it out of context from the following:

Coworker: You think in the future everyone'll be wearing that? Me: I hope so. That's such a cool blouse! Coworker: Even me? [Is a big beardy fella] Me: I think so! You can rock any clothing you want! Coworker: Even Leeloo's outfit. Me: While I defend your right to wear ace bandages over your bits, I deny your privilege.

All of my coworkers asked me if I was scared.

All I could think were the following:

1. TUMBLR, QUIT BOTHERING ME AT WORK 2. Joke's on her. I'm a neuroatypical racially mixed queer college dropout. Talk about not knowing somebody's background.

[xyalice]

Converstion with heamatology StR6 today

Her: Are you PhD positive?

Me: No, but traces of MSc were found during my EEG (despite all my cranial nerves being intact)

[gothamcityballet]

I couldn't convince Jessie the other day that narwhals were a real animal. Describing it as unicorn-dolphin probably didn't help matters.