#howtopickupchicks

[hellchicken]

Do you have tips to pick up hot chicks?

and lift

[fairylandgems]

My son's shirt was very #relevant the other day. #backyardchickens #hens #howtopickupchicks

[farmhousechichome]

Blast from the past!!! Funny How To Spoof Book by Ira Alterman! Perfect gag gift or white elephant gift! Find it at www.farmhousechichome.Etsy.com or find link in bio. #gaggift #whiteelephantgift #pickingupgirls #iraalterman #howtopickupchicks #howtopickupgirls #pickingupgirls #funnybook #comicbooks https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ7OoJouMDx/?utm_medium=tumblr

[henriete41]

#howto #pickup #chicks #howtopickupchicks #always #becarefull #alwaysbecareful #begentle #bekind https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxkmid1jGK6/?igshid=17dzv87vosrmm

[summerdayxxx-blog]

Sitting on a man while he does sit ups #howtopickupchicks #situps #guyswholift @ct_grim

[summerdayxxx-blog]

@Ct_grim @offensivelymegan #howtopickupchicks #game #hoelifechooseme

[top-form-fitness]

"#Strong people don't put others down...". Another twist on one of my fav quotes. Let's call this my #throwbackThursday pic for this week, with the beauti-fit-ful @gisellebloch from a photoshoot a couple of years ago. #ipickthingsupandputthemdown #HowToPickUpChicks #lifting #lightweight

[papercrumblingfool]

Let me have your fingers

and your soft warm palms.

Let me wrap them in a silk cloth,

and set them in a cream ivory box.

I'll take them home and put them on my shelf,

next to all the stories I have lost.

Let me have your fingers,

and your soft warm palms.

And I'll take them down some time,

sitting on the cold night floor,

lava dripping from my eyes.

I'll hold them, and twist my fingers through their curves,

and when the night grows old,

I'll kiss them sending wishes,

all the way back to you.

Back to you and your,

broken heart,

your heart broken by the world.

By the wasteful hopeless world.

It sliced you with a scalpel,

drug it right across your chest,

and when the life flowed out of you in torrents,

thundering down your abdomen like,

some wild herd of cattle,

or a comet across the ocean sky;

The world laughed.

Heartily, chest pounding,

breath wheezing.

It laughed.

And all the okay turned to thorns

in your blood.

You tried to cut them out,

to cleanse the blood the world had poisoned for you,

but you could never get deep enough,

never slice long enough.

One pain relieved,

only to reveal another.

I tried to understand,

what it was to be tortured everyday.

The smile on your face hiding

a thousand and one new scars,

a thousand and one new pains.

You had always been stubborn,

and even though you were improving,

I could feel the years slip by.

Lying in bed I heard the ticking of your clock.

Every moment you were tortured,

I felt your pain.

Oh, let me have your fingers,

and your soft warm palms.

Let me wrap them in a silk cloth,

and set them in a cream ivory box.

I'll take them home and set them on my shelf,

next to all the stories I have lost.