#hphm shitpost

[lunaxite]

Doodling random hphm characters pt 1

[immagrosscandy]

i find it painfully hilarious that some recent tlsqs have the same premise:

"stop Merula Snyde before she does something stupid and ruins certain special event"

and then that turns to

"fix the situation because Merula did something stupid (and because you're stupid too) before this special event is ruined forever and ever"

[rosachaotic]

"I will speak french between your legs"

Diego: the hottest thing I've ever been told!!

Talbott: im just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis.

Jae with a fake mustache and with a fake french accent: SACRE BLEU MADEMOSELLE VAGINA, HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!

Tulip: TITTY CROISSANTS-

Rowan: None of you should ever be having sex.

[protegoparacosm]

HPHM Characters as John Mulaney quotes

MC:

Rowan:

Ben:

Barnaby:

Penny:

Tulip:

Tonks:

Merula:

Talbott:

Ismelda:

[mymagicdeath]

ENJOY THIS SHITFEST

Talbott wants to pee in a hot topic

hers a link to the original video

Holy shit this took a loooong time to make

[upset-hufflepuff]

Bill this is serious

[animatrobin]

A little comic on Barnaby and MC as future parents....

Based on this:

[aceslytherin]

MC: I dare you to marry me

Felix: ...I'm not going to fall for that

MC: Then I win!

Felix: What? Hell no. I’m going to marry the crap out of you right away! Let me check if there’s someone free to marry us. You just think you can win like that? Hell no-