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Sirius: I’m going to cook today! It will be a good practice!

Regulus: *brings in fire hydrant* where’s the fire.

Sirius:

Regulus: oh, you’re ABOUT to cook, call me when the fire has arrived

Sirius: *coming to Regulus crying*

Regulus: *uncomfortable, moves a bit to side.*

Sirius: *crying more hysterically*

Regulus: *scooting more to the side.*

Sirius: *crying loud, with hands out*

Regulus: *gets off the sofa*

Sirius: *stops crying at once, spreads himself on the sofa* thanks, Reg.

Remus: which memory did you choose

Harry: the first time I rode a broom

Remus: Harry you little shit

Remus: you first hand copy of your father

Remus: I live in POVERTY

Remus: I’m a WEREWOLF

Remus: a student I hated in my time is teaching here

Remus: I STILL HAVE BETTER MEMORIES THAN A FUCKING BROOMSTICK

Regulus: ‘eLdeRs ArE AlWays SmArTer’

Regulus: bitch, please, if that was true, mom would be Albert Einstein

Sirius: *points at Regulus* this child is so sarcastic you know, I mean, I CAN’T

Regulus: then don’t

Remus: ✨PTSD✨

Regulus: ✨anxiety✨

Remus: ✨crippling depression, there is no question, you should kill me✨

Regulus: ✨let me be with Harambe✨

Remus: ✨I feel like shit everyday✨

Regulus: ✨I’m asking nicely, do it by drowning under the sea!✨

Regulus: hospitals are so weird. You get hurt, you call them ‘Oh, I’m hurt!’ WoO WoO WE ARE COMING RIGHT AWAY. *train noises*

Remus: Regulus please, it’s 3 A.M

Sirius: I’m so proud

Regulus: if you die later why not die now?

Sirius:that’s like, the emo-est thing I’ve ever heard

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