If the other characters narrated asoue instead of Lemony: part 3.
Beatrice - would tell us the TRUTH and I need to know the TRUTH. We would finally know exactly what happens at the opera night and mask ball and I need that. And we’d learn more about hers and Lemonys and Bertram’s relationships. She would not rest until her children are back with her.
Bertram - would avenge himself for not being mentioned at all in the Netflix series by telling us all about his life. We’d love him by the end. How dare you keep him from us Netflix (I joke). Bertram wouldn’t rest either until his children were back with him.
Quagmire parents - would be factual and to the point and would tell us everything we need to know about the Baudelaires and Quagmries. That’s just how I see them... I could be wrong. We’d also find out why the children never met before the unfortunate events.
MWBBNH WWHBNB - we would all be turned into criminal masterminds who would all want to burn VFD to the grounds. They would tell us how evil they and everyone in VFD was and we’d see them manipulating Justice into believing they are good. They don’t care about the Baudelaires. But neither would we if we were watching their version. We’d just want the money.
Carmelita - we’d all be shouted at if we didn’t understand what she was talking about. She’d call us cakesnifferes and tell us the Baudelaires are cakesniffers. We may actually want to look away. We’d learn nothing and she’d just talk about why she is so adorable. The only thing we may learn is we’d find out more about her time with Olaf and Esme.
Nero - we’d be attending a violin recital and learn nothing about the Baudelaires. We’d have to give him candy all the time too.
Mr Poe - oh this would be interesting. We’d all believe the Baudelaires are making everything up. We’d also think Mr Poe is the smartest man around. We’d find out more about his cough and his part to play in the events. But in this version we’d love him and think the Baudelaires are stupid.
Fiona - At best we’d learn a lot more about the Medusa Mycilum and her relationship with the Baudelaires and Quagmires. And a lot about Fernald and how good he was (and still is). Oh so we might learn about Fernald and Olaf’s friendship before the schism so that’d be interesting to learn.
HPOIG - They have a similar vibe to Lemony but would be less melancholy and more philosophical. We’d love them. They would have looked after the children if he had the chance. They would have taught the children so much and they might actually be happy.
White Faced Women - they’d both talk about how much they love Olaf. However by the end of the story we’d find out they did care about the Baudelaires and would have looked after them if it weren’t for Olaf. We’d also learn more about their parents and sister and the fire and how VFD has affected their lives both knowingly and unknowingly.
Bald Man - we’d find out why he went bald for one thing. We’d also learn why he has a crush on Esme and we’d be routing for them both. Bald Man and Esme would be the new Lemony and Beatrice. Every episode would start with to Esme - and some cheesey line he comes up with. Nowhere near as good as Lemonys but still from the heart.
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Last one I promise... unless i can think of anyone else
