#hprf

[hoshgay]

dicky: mack, will can’t come to your bachelor party

mack: why not? he’s my fiancé

dicky: that’s exactly why he can’t come

mack: b-but who will order for me?

dicky: you can do that yourself

mack: let’s cancel the whole thing

[fabasten]

Look we've all seen the photos of the morning skates & practices and there's only one conclusion we can draw:

These two never actually practice.

Also they're gay.

[berabiesphobic]

OK, my brain thought of this when I looked over your streamer au about the Jack Matt drama

Matt -“ dude why do you hate me “

Jack - “ I don’t hate you “

Matt -“ phew “

Jack - “ I loathe you”

Matt - “ dam I didn’t know you knew big words and WHY?!??”

Jack - “ you’re actively trying to date my brother “

Matt - “ oh yah that “ “ but luke likes me “

Jack - “ he tolerates you at best my guy “

Luke's the middle man because it pisses off both quinn and Jack, like just for fun. He doesn't even think about Matt that often outside of collabs, so he's just being an asshole. The drama is really funny to him.

[phdmama]

I have many things I could be doing.

And even more I probably SHOULD be doing.

So what am I going to do?

Get into bed and read in the honey by @donderwolkenblog AGAIN

and I have literally no regrets

see ya on the other side darlings

[irreputablyyours]

🔁 A fic you’ve re-read several times :D

thanks for the ask!! forgive me, i had to list three:

Motherland by sevenfists: pretty much everything i could ask for in a sid/geno fic. coming out, lowkey angst, learning to live in a world that's never going to be picture perfect, debates about home and what that means, sid learning russian for geno! have spent entire days of study on rereading this one, 10/10 would do again.

in the honey by donderwolk: THE iconic jdtz fic. does an amazing job of exploring and developing the central relationship, while also hinting at character depth for Z that I just want to look at and crank like a kaleidoscope. layered, ust-y, and fun. could read 100k more ngl.

nothing but the best by coyotesuspect: okay so this is check please! fic not hrpf and it's unfinished but. i am begging you. go read it, it's fucking amazing, i read it 3 times in as many weeks. the characterisation is stellar, the sexual tension is through the fucking stratosphere. and the writing is beautiful: every line, every metaphor is gorgeous. i would pay money to see this finished one day. it haunts my dreams. join me in my suffering, please.

hope you enjoy!! (: