could u do eridan <3 reader hcs (or a short fic if youre in the mood for it)? preferably human!reader but idgaf if its a troll!! (a mix of the two would also b nice!)
sending this w/o anon because #IAMAPROUDSELFSHIPPER #SELFSHIPPERSRISEUP
sorry this took so long but yes!!
ERIDAN <3 HUMAN READER
-Eridan is a clinger, he will lean next to you and wrap his arms around you and oh my god he will not let go.
-He likes taking you to really fancy restaurants, and has probably gotten into a fight with a waiter and gotten kicked out so the two of you just chilled at the park for an hour or two.
-He is really confused about human anatomy regularly and messes up terms. He's probably said something like "I could stare into your elbows for years." before realising that thats one of the things trolls and humans have in common actually and getting really embarrassed and not showing it.
-He is so so SO sappy and has written at least like 5 poems for you that are. Very cheesy but you appreciate it nonetheless.
-Is genuinely surprised when you want to see his collection of dubiously authentic memorabilia. Turns dates into lectures.

















