#hsr jade

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Jade, in a panic about Himeko: Topaz! Help me damn it! She said she loves me! I don’t know what to do with something like that!

Topaz:*shoulders shaking trying not to laugh*

Aventurine: *on the floor cackling hysterically*

Jade: KAKAVASHA! JELENA!

[kaltain-1]

Ladies and gentlemen spot the imposter/j(ade)

[staggeredgraves]

6-21-26 Lady Bonajade

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Welt: Is that a hickey?

Himeko:... it's a mosquito bite

Jade: *entering the room* Hello Nameless.

Sunday: Hello Miss Mosquito.

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Aventurine: How do you remember the exact date you met the astral express navigator?

Jade: I remember all the important dates that have to do with all my co-workers and acquaintances.

Aventurine: When’s my birthday?

Jade: . . .Sometime this year?

Aventurine: Lucky guess.

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Himeko: I had a lot of standards. And yet somehow these two *gestures to a smirking Jade and Kafka*

Himeko: Managed to dropkick them out a window and take their place.

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Jade: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?


Aventurine: What’s up your ass this morning?


Himeko: *elegantly walks in without her coat showing off the red bite marks in her neck and chest* Good Morning 


Aventurine: *smirks* Hmm… nevermind.


Jade: *chokes on her coffee*

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March 7th: So...

Himeko, avoiding eye contact:…

Stelle: Are we gonna talk about how Jade just casually carried you bridal style here or is it to soon yet?