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Too Spooked to Sleep
Just like the title, sometimes I can’t sleep bc my brain is busy being mean and making me think about stuff that scares me fhjdfk and so… camping with ht!sans and while (reader) is having the same issue, he comes to the rescue :>
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Your eyes are wide open, staring at the top of the tent. You can’t sleep. Of course it’s to be expected, you’re sleeping outdoors, you just had a day full of adventures and shenanigans with your friends, you’re in the tent with Sans and of course you’d like to talk with him longer but… Sans is asleep. When you look over, his chest rising and lowering softly… he must’ve been asleep for a while.
You look at your phone. 2AM.
At this rate I’m going to stay up until sunrise.
You were tired. You should be asleep by now. It’s not like you’re feeling sleepless. It’s just-
CRACK!
You flinch, biting your lips.
Lo and behold, there’s noises out in the wilderness. You know you’re safe, this is a pretty popular camping spot. There are rangers… uh… out there somewhere. People have come here for years, and there’s been no incidents reported. You’re not the only ones camping here, you’ve got Sans and your friends, and there are other people on a site not far from here. Families, too. For camping sites, this is one of the safest.
… And yet…
Heya! :3 Saw your sweet Skeleboy Date Idea and would ask for Axe if you´re still open for it! :D Fall Season, raining/Thunderstorm maybe? Daytime should be Sunset or Night, Dinner, Your House/Garden and let it be romantic :3 I love your little Storys hehe
Axe With Thunder and Food.
You hear a little knock on the door so you turn the pan, you were keeping warm, off and head over to answer it.
You open the door and there he stands, your boyfriend, Axe, axe-identally looming over you as usual, because of his height. A dopey grin across his face, an arm full of snacks and a small bouquet tucked away in his hand. He's dressed in a smart casual way, possibly caught by his brother before leaving, his classic beanie hiding his unfortunate injury, his single red eyelight soft and focused on what he surely perceives as your rather small frame.
"Hey Sansy, come on in." You chime, stepping aside to let him in.
"Thanks sweet pea." Axe replies as he ducks under the doorframe to step in. "I brought some snacks." He dumps said snacks on the coffee table. He always brings you a haul of snacks when he visits, and now he even remembers all your favourites, how sweet.
"And." He holds the mini bouquet out to you. "Tada."
What a lovable dork.
"Thank you so much dear." You send him a sweet smile as you accept his gifts. That's when you notice the orange leaf stuck to his beanie.
"Oh let me just." You rest a hand on his shoulder and reach up, on your tiptoes snagging the little leaf. "There, I couldn't leaf that there now could I?" You show him what you found on his head with a giggle.
Axe chuckles his cheekbones a soft midnight blue. He then plants a little kiss on your forehead, and pulls you in for a hug.
"Thanks." He mumbles. "You know... you look really pretty."
Now it was your turn to blush.
"Oh damn, something smells good." He purrs, sniffing at the air.
"That should be dinner, come on you big Teddy bear, let me show you to your table."
You lead him out to the garden, it's a little duller now then when you set everything up out here, oh well, what's the worst that could happen? at least it's still fairly warm.
Axe takes a seat and sends you another one of his adorable smiles.
"I'll be right back." You wave the bouquet in hand as you head in.
You quickly find something as a vase, filling it with water and setting the flowers in it, bringing them out.
"Perfect." You set them on the table, the little flash of colour bringing the whole set up together. "Ok I'll fetch dinner now." You turn around to head back in.
"Wait." Axe says.
You stop in your tracks.
"I… I just wanted to say." Axe mumbles. "You look really nice today, sugar cookie."
You blush yet again and press a kiss to his cheekbone. "You look nice too, sweetie."
You then head back in and serve dinner as nicely as you can, you place a big plate of food in front of Axe and pour drinks before you sit down with your own food before you.
"Bon Appetit." You chime.
The two of you dig in, casual chatting as you start your meal.
"Stars is this good sweetie pie."
"It's nothing really, but thank you." You sing in reply.
The scent of the food compliments that classic earthy, sweet smell of autumn, not to mention the soft perfume of the flowers.
But the air feels slightly tight and almost thick, the leaves in the trees are still as stone, it's warm and despite being relaxed it feels somewhat tense.
That's when a drop of water lands on your nose, followed by more droplets as the heavens begin to open.
Axe stops. You both look at each other. The sprinkling of rain was sure to get heavier. You both grab all you can. You rush inside.
Your hair damp, his hat darkened by rain but thank the stars your food didn't get spoiled.
You look out the window as the rain gets heavier and heavier, hammering against the glass. The sky grows only darker by the second.
A crash of light is followed by a roar of thunder.
"Shoot."
Glad you got in quick.
"There we go." Axe chimes, while you were distracted he set the table.
"Oh I'm sorry, I should have-"
"It's no problem, puddin'." He cuts you off.
"Thank you." You reply.
An idea then pops into your head. "I know just the thing to make this perfect." You light a candle setting it on the table too, it lights the slightly dark room aglow in a warm orange hue.
"Perfect." Axe smiles.
The storm almost feels like it's faded into the background as you both enjoy finishing your meal together.
"Hey dear, want to watch a movie after this?"
"Sure, I'd love that, sugar plum."
You finish off this night snuggled on the couch, munching the snacks Axe brought, as you watch a movie together, unbothered by the storm outside, until the electricity cut out halfway through, that is.
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I'm glad you like my stories and I really hope you enjoyed this one uwu
More choose a date fics.
A little bonus headcanon, although Axe isn't keen on having a nickname (compared to sans who kept his name) he loves throwing pet names around with his S/O, especially since he knows he can just call you whatever he finds nice (read tasty) and you'll reply, although your name is imprinted on his soul it puts his mind and failing memory at ease. It takes him a while and a dedicated partner to get this far and comfortable in a relationship though.
quick doodle of naptime lol
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Undertale (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sans (Undertale)/Reader, Sans (Horrortale)/Reader Characters: Sans (Undertale), Sans (Horrortale) Additional Tags: Sex, Oneshot, Gender-Neutral Pronouns, heat - Freeform, Animalistic Sans (Undertale), Animalistic, Biting, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Soul Sex, penatration, anal or vaginal depending on your preferance, Knotting, Ecto-Penis (Undertale), Ecto-Tongue (Undertale), Ecto-Genitalia (Undertale), Locked In, slight Breeding Kink, Growling, lots of gowling, also lots of purring, excessive cum, Excessive Drool, Sensitive bones Summary:
Sans' heat had come up and you were more then willing to help. The only problem was that he was feral during heats and in order to help him you would have to spend the entire week trapped in the bunker with him. And as Sans' had told you many times before, you're too determined for you're own good. Gender Neutral for everyone's enjoyment!
It’s Done!!!!
Enjoy the filthy Smut you wonderful Sinners!!!
Razor Sharp Spoons (ht!Sans x reader)
The pain was unbearable.
It felt like razor sharp spoons digging at your intestines.
You wanted to scream, to cry.
What have you doNE?
Blood. There’s blOOD!
Blue and red. Don’t forget silver! That’s the one!
Just be happy, forget about everything. Let him take care of it.
But you can help!
Just keep rhyming.
Rhyme and everything will be good in time!
Ha! Haha! HAhhaaHAhhAhahHahaHahAhahaHAhA!
See the fic on Ao3 or Wattpad.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18922906
https://my.w.tt/rE1dBTPcUW
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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It's about freaking time too. No promises on a schedule, but I'm working through it.
I don't have a job rn (the joys of tariffs), so if you want to help me keep the lights on, I do have a Ko-Fi☕
:O The boys getting turned into cats for magical reasons, do they behave differently as cats or are they pretty much the same?
Horror is the cat that's always trying to convince you that you forgot to feed them. He's starving. He hasn't eaten in YEARS. (In fact, he had eaten 20 minutes ago)
Nightmare is a smol, angry, fluffy thing that wakes you up in the middle of the night by staring intensely at you.
Killer is a chaos goblin. Nothing on a flat surface is safe.
Dust is the solar-powered cat, seemingly immobile in a sunbeam during the day, mysteriously showing up around the house at night (didn't you see him in the room you JUST left? What's he doing on the couch? How did he get there?)
Error is the cat you never see. You know he's around...somewhere. But he doesn't come out unless you are very chill, very still, and the vibes are good. When he stars align, he may decide to deign you with his presence.