#htrweek2019

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Lin: Hey, guys. I think I’m in love with Banba.

Enokida: *Loudly gasps*

[TWO SECONDS LATER]

Enokida:

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Enokida: So do you guys use pet names?

Lin: What??? NO. That's none of your business anyway!

Enokida: Hmm… okay then.

Enokida: Hey, Lin-kun… What do bees make?

Lin:  ...honey?

Banba, from the kitchen: Yes, dear?

Enokida: Do Not Lie To My Face Ever Again

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Yamato: So are you and Banba on first base yet? 

Lin: You've been playing baseball longer than I have, so I thought you'd be aware that two players cannot remain on the same base.

Yamato: /)_-;

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Lin: Hey, can you do me a small favor? 

Banba: I would commit mass genocide for you, but go on.

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Banba: *Just being himself* 

Lin: How high are you? 

Banba: Don't you mean “hi, how are you?”

Lin: . . .

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Lin: I already told you, I'm not gay! 

Banba: That's not what you said yesterday while you were sucking my dick.

Lin: I couldn't say anything while I was doing that! 

Enokida: So wait... you did suck his dick? 

Lin: Well—

Enokida: That's pretty gay.

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Saitou: Hey! Banba and Lin, can I take you to my therapist? Because she thinks I’m making you two up.

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Lin: Idiot Banba doesn’t like me like that.

Yamato: Wtf? Of course he does!

Jirou: Uhh??? Yeah, he does.

Enokida: Are you blind?

Genzo: Are you deaf?

Saitou: He really does!

José: Mhm, he does.

Banba: Yes, I do.

Lin: ….

Lin: nah