RWBY vs Faunus RWBY
Ruby: *Twirling Cresent Rose* Are those real?
Wolf!Faunus Ruby: *Wagging Tail* Yep! I make sure to groom them to perfect softness every other day!
Ruby: Ooh! can I feel them ... Me?
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Ruby: *Floofing ear fur* I feel bad for you! You can't understand the wonders of Jaune's headpats the same way I can.
Ruby: *Chambers round* What? Are you dating or something?
Ruby: Are you Not?!? You're missing- Actually, if I win I can get two Jaunes~
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Yang: *Mashes fists together* Wow, You really are bottom Heavy, Huh?
Alligator!faunus Yang: *Scratches Tail* What's That supposed to mean?
Yang: Nothing. I think I see what Neon was saying though.
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Yang: *Loads Shells into Ember Celica* Think you can Roll with a 'Gator?
Yang: *finger guns* I dunno, But I can certainly Rock with one!
Yang: *finger guns* Ey!
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Weiss: *Loading Dust* ... How did Father ever let you show yourself?
Squirrel!faunus Weiss: *Sharpening Myrtenaster* Publicity; How could he not care for faunus when they were his own Flesh and Blood?
Weiss: Well that certainly sounds like the Jacques I know.
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Weiss: *Brushing tail* Jaune's Nuts are Very good! Have you had them?
Weiss: *Cycles Dust* WHAT?
Weiss: His roast nuts? Have you not had them?
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Blake: *Swings in* You can just tell them. They won't like it, but they will understand
Human!Blake: *Holding bow tight* I'm in too deep! Way too deep! I can't back off now!
Blake: Okay Dear ...
~~~~~ Blake: *Checking Gambol Shroud's chamber* I ... Could claim I had my ears cropped because of injury?
Blake: *Sips tea, Sets it on ground* That's not the worst Idea I've heard.
Blake: Okay, good, I'm not insane ...
