When your future boyfriend is not only entirely too large, but his first impression also seemed more like he was preparing dinner. And the dinner…….. was you

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@leaftooth
When your future boyfriend is not only entirely too large, but his first impression also seemed more like he was preparing dinner. And the dinner…….. was you
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mycena chlorophos, a bioluminescent mushroom. in japan, where it grows, the mushroom is known as yakoh take, or the night light mushroom. (video)
Pando, also known as The Trembling Giant, is a clonal colony of a single quaking aspen (Populus tremuloides) determined to be a single living organism by identical genetic markers and assumed to have one massive underground root system. The plant is estimated to weigh collectively 6,000,000 kg (6,600 short tons). The root system of Pando, at an estimated 80,000 years old, is among the oldest known living organisms. Pando is located 1 mile southwest of Fish Lake on Utah’s Route 25, in the Fremont River Ranger District of the Fishlake National Forest, at the western edge of the Colorado Plateau in South-Central Utah,
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Another cool thing: all of the trees in this forest drop their leaves at exactly the same time!
I feel terrified for reasons I can’t quite pin down
This sounds like the beginning of a horror novel.
Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful story. Wonder all the things that tree remembers feeling. Imagine if it grew itself into a forest to protect something or someone living in its heart. A child, or the last living family of elves.
Wow this is amazing
I can’t understand why so many responses to something strange and wonderful in Nature are along the lines of “I’m terrified”…
Trevenant: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave.
Litwick: While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.
Phantump: According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.
Happy Halloween~
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you cant kill something that doesnt exist
(pictures are captioned in case my writing is too messy to read)
concept: me, sleeping in a forest. flowers grow from my scars. moss fills the lonely parts of me. ferns are growing in the pit of my stomach where fear used to live
NIVA
developed by students at the University of Applied Sciences in Salzburg, Austria
Platforms: Windows, Mac
“A pacifistic exploration art game.”
“The player slips into the role of a mighty forest god to restore the harmony in a mesmerizing forest and relieve it of a mysterious infestation. This shuddersome, mothlike infestation is drawn to the conflicts of the forest’s inhabitants.
“Through observation and by using the abilities of nurturing and withering fascinating plants, the player can solve said conflicts. NIVA’s scenic art style, relaxing music and simple but intriguing game mechanics invite you to explore the forest and have a rest from the stressful everyday life.”
[Download on itch.io] | [Visit the Website]
Some of the gifs made from a video by @tookipalooki
via Little Wolf Studio
The forest beckons it's guardian
For @leaftooth
Forest take your guardian A guardian who served you well A man made of twigs You Held him together with vines Strengthened him with mud And adorned his head with leaves Petals for tears Blossom for blood A rib cage of flowers Bones of stone And eyes of clear pools A voice of the wind And a lamb to your will you made.
He will lay his head amongst a bed of roses , the sunlight it will follow At your feet he will watch The darkening sky you out shadow His twigs they will snap His vines they will loosen His strength shall turn to dust His leaves they will wilt His petals they will sully His blood shall it bloom His rig cage will turn to stone His pools will they dry His wind will it fall And the lamb shall return.
Pull him under Pull him deeper Return him to your soils Bury him in your earth His life will make you stronger His life you’ll take asunder
He will rest at your feet His soul it’s yours to keep
Until you beckon him again Until your need your guardian
( I’m sorry this sucks I haven’t written in ages @-@; )
The internet reacts to Ash Ketchum’s Pokémon Leauge Win! 🏆
people are even calling this a national ash day. this league was truly shocking 😱 that trophy looks beautiful and lets just hope guzzlord doesn’t eat it.
The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)
Why didn’t you credit the artists? @aurosoul
……… I am the artist
Featuring: Cranberry having An Opinion (what about exactly is unknown). The vague outline of my dog who is immensely interested in and yet terrified of this Very Smol Feline. Cranberry’s “I thought that was static” purr. And though not easily seen the gunked up fur on her forelimbs because she sucks on her wrists as she falls asleep.
she’s purring so hard you can SEE it <<<<<3333
The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again
absolute decadence
Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets
Lost in the sauce
College band class pranks director with Mii Channel theme
omfg that is just too adorable
This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)
Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it
You know it’s getting close to Halloween when you see it appear :D
my heart….
Oh little baby kitty ❤️
Alright fine I’ll reblog this one…
my heart is being sent to space
the post i just ignored was super guilt trippy so im making a new one.
black cats are adorable and living beings! they are not bad luck theyre just cats! please keep your black cat safe today and make sure you give them extra kisses!