May 23
Wolf Kisses
Pyrrha: Jaune, are you back ye- What happened to you!?
Jaune: *Disheveled* Ruby.
Pyrrha: Did she attack you?
Jaune: In a way. You ever see a wolf kiss someone?
Pyrrha: No?
Jaune: It's... an experience.
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Wolf Kisses
Pyrrha: Jaune, are you back ye- What happened to you!?
Jaune: *Disheveled* Ruby.
Pyrrha: Did she attack you?
Jaune: In a way. You ever see a wolf kiss someone?
Pyrrha: No?
Jaune: It's... an experience.
Or
Wolf Ruby: Okay, listen. You can go out to town tonight.
Ruby: Or you can stay with me. Ive got a fluffy tail for wagging and fluffy ears for petting.
Ruby: And I will suck your dick.
Ruby: Which would you rather do?
Weiss: (Stirs, Sits up)
Ruby: (Wolf!Faunus, Across the room)
GO BACK TO SLEEP, BESTIE...
Weiss: (Lays down, Rolls away, Quivering)
Jaune: Blake, can I ask you something about the Faunus?
Blake, looking up from her book: Why ask me? Why not just look it up on the dustnet, you have a scroll.
Jaune: I don't trust the dustnet after Weiss found that bogus article about "Faunus heat" and ranted about it. Loudly.
Blake: Ah.
Blake, sighing: Alright, what's your question, Arc?
Jaune: Is it normal for wolf Faunus to be so... *gestures behind him*
Ruby, aggressively sniffing Jaune's hoodie: Mine mine mine mine mine~
Jaune: Possessive and... scent infatuated?
Blake: Hm? Oh, no, not really. Most Faunus don't really act all that differently from Humans. There are a few that have stronger "instincts", but they're pretty rare and even then they don't change their behavior too drastically.
Jaune: Then why does-
Blake: Oh, Ruby's just a Freak. Capital f and everything.
Jaune walked with a cheerful, dance-like step toward his favorite place in the entire world — his workplace, the restaurant Pyrrha Dragon Pizza Place. He had been working there for over a month now.
The last week had been amazing, even despite his broken pelvis — again. And the reason? The three beautiful robots:
Nora the Bear — an energetic little explosion with adorable copper hair, who loved pancakes, hammers, and things that went boom. Could there be a better combination? He didn’t think so. She was also the one who broke his pelvis… but she felt so guilty afterwards that she tried to comfort him like a sad puppy. Jaune simply couldn’t stay mad at her.
Next was:
Rin the Emerald Boa — a stunning nurse with long, shapely legs, gorgeous black hair with a cute pink streak, and shimmering emerald scales. Quiet by nature, but deeply caring and devoted. She was the one who tended to him after that night, watching over him and taking care of him.
And the last beauty:
May the Pirate Fennec Fox — her beautiful burgundy hair, long ears, and fluffy tail in the same color gave her an irresistible charm. Shy, easily flustered, and extremely self-conscious about her… considerable proportions, which even surpassed Yang’s. She tried to hide them under her corset and loose shirt. After the incident she was so embarrassed she couldn’t look Jaune in the eyes without blushing. Jaune adored her — especially her sea stories and pirate songs. He could listen to them forever.
But back to the present…
Recently, there had been an incident in broad daylight. Thieves burst into the restaurant, trying to kidnap Pyrrha, Yang, and Rin. Why? Because Pyrrha’s eyes were made of real emeralds, Yang’s hair and “feathers” were real gold, and Rin’s scales were also emerald.
The girls managed to fight off the attackers — they knew self-defense well — and no one was hurt.
Because of this, the management sent three new animatronics, created specifically for combat and protection. One would patrol in plain sight, while the other two would operate more secretly.
Jaune would be meeting them soon.
He arrived at the restaurant and stepped inside, immediately spotting the three new girls — all different sizes.
First, the tallest:
Winter the Kitsune
An absolutely breathtaking beauty with white hair and six tails. Weiss’s older sister, and the difference was obvious — Winter was much taller, curvier, and far more imposing. She wore a solid-looking military uniform (her Volume 8 outfit). She was Pyrrha’s height, and Jaune couldn’t stop admiring her appearance.
Next was:
Blake the Black Cat
Not very tall — a little shorter than Jaune — but incredibly beautiful. Her wonderful black hair had purple undertones that gave her even more charm. Her adorable cat ears and long tail completed the picture. She wore a modest outfit (Volume 2) that highlighted her impressive Bella-booty, which Jaune stared at far too long before snapping out of his trance.
Finally, the shortest:
Neo the Jackson’s Chameleon
Shorter than Weiss, but much curvier. Her hair had three colors — pink, brown, and white. She also had three small horns: two longer ones on her head pointing upward, and a short hidden one on her forehead. Her beautiful scales shimmered like polished glass in the same three colors, and she had a long prehensile tail to match. Combined with the horns, she looked like a tiny, mischievous demon — and her outfit (Volume 2) made that even clearer.
Jaune also noticed she carried an umbrella — probably her weapon. Winter had a sword, Blake carried something katana-like. All of them clearly knew how to fight.
Jaune finally stopped staring and continued to his office.
Midnight — Jaune’s Office
As usual, he sat in his office after closing, waiting in the dark for the girls to arrive.
He heard knocking. He opened the door — and was greeted by Winter, wearing a serious expression. He let her in, swearing her eyes briefly changed color. He closed the door and turned toward her…
Knock, knock.
He opened the door again — and was shocked to see Winter again… standing next to Blake.
Confused, he heard the sound of breaking glass behind him. He turned around — and there stood the tiny chameleon demon, Neo, with a smug, satisfied grin.
He let Winter and Blake inside and closed the door.
For a moment they all stared at each other, then Jaune instinctively reached out and petted Winter on the head. He was stunned to see that, despite her stoic face, her six tails were wagging happily.
Suddenly he felt someone hugging him from behind — Neo, pressed against him with a mischievous smile, raising her eyebrows suggestively.
Before he could react, Winter joined in, pulling him down to the floor. Jaune barely had time to wonder where Blake suddenly found a rope.
This was probably going to be his last night… but what a way to go.
Meanwhile in the hallway:
Nora, Rin, and May were holding back a furious Weiss, preventing her from breaking down the door. Next to them stood Pyrrha, Ruby, and Yang — all jealous and eager to spend time with Jaune.
Suddenly, from behind the door, familiar sounds erupted:
CLANK! CLANK! CLANK! CLANK! CLANK! CLANK! CLANK! CLANK! CRUNCH! — “YEOOOOOOOOUCH!!”
Despite everything, Jaune somehow survived. Someone up there clearly liked him. He ended up only with a broken pelvis, dehydration, scratches, and a few bites, but he regretted nothing.
And — of course — he got another promotion.
Floof
Ruby: DO NOT DISRESPECT THE FLOOF!
Weiss: I am not disrespecting anything. I am simply asking you to clean up all of the hair you leave all around our quarters.
Ruby: So you admit that you have a problem with my floof?
Weiss: Only when there's a 60cm tall pile of fur on the floor.
Ruby: There's not that much!
Weiss: *Gestures to the two foot tall pill of dark red fur in the corner of the room*
Ruby: ...
Weiss: ...
Ruby: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY FLOOF!
Ruby: ...after all we've been through, you want to sleep with her and not me?
Ruby: *sniffing* I thought we had something going...
Ruby: *almost crying* Was that all a lie?
Jaune: *caressing Ruby's tail* I just asked if I could hug your tail while we sleep. It's so fluffy.
~After Wolf Faunus Ruby is petted by Jaune~
Squirrel!Faunus Weiss: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. RUBY ROSE IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER, SHE GOT PET BY MY FUCKING HUSBAND TO BE.
Weiss: THAT'S RIGHT. SHE WAGGED HER FUCKING WOLFY TAIL OUT AND CLAIMED IT WAS "This Fluffy" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGRACEFUL.
Weiss: SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY SCHNEETER DOT COM, RUBY ROSE, YOU'VE GOT A MATTED TAIL. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS OLD SHAG CARPET EXCEPT WAY DIRTIER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY TAIL LOOKS LIKE!
Weiss: THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL FLUFF! NO SHEDDING, NO MATTING! LOOK AT IT, IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT FUCKING BODY PILLOW!
Weiss: SHE GOT PET BY MY HUSBAND, SO GUESS WHAT! I'M GONNA GET PET BY HER SISTER! THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
Weiss: EXCEPT I"M GONNA GO HIGHER!
Weiss: I'M GONNA GET HER DAD TO PET MOM! THOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OZPIN! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA GET MARRIED YOU IDIOT!
Weiss: You have 23 Hours before the Paper work goes through the fucking legal system, now get out of my sight before I make you get Petted to.