I’m so tired of people pretending like the weather is small talk. Come on, weather affects all of us to the very core of our fucking beings. No matter how individual or isolated you feel from everything, the weather will fucking get you. Seasonal Depression? Weather. Cold rain make you feel like curling up with tea and a book? Weather. Storms make you horny? Weather. Wind or lightning took out your electricity? Weather. Tornado destroyed your town? Weather. You feel like frolicking like a fawn in a high field because it’s sunny and the perfect temperature? Weather. You got to move past thinking of that shit as “small talk” because it’s in all of our blood and bones whether we want it to be or not.














