#sayin stuff

[polymerclayalchemist]

What straight people think lesbians and wlw do: check out women together

What lesbians and wlw actually do: debate about the inherent sexiness of pacific rim jaegers

[polymerclayalchemist]

That moment when you realize rebecca sugar put ruby in a dress and saphire in a suit to make it absolutely clear that they are a wlw relationship and to also subvert the “roles” of a queer relationship that more masc women can want to wear a dress and more fem women can want to wear suits

[polymerclayalchemist]

You’re your mom’s OC

[polymerclayalchemist]

Could my brain kindly tell me wat emotion im feeling? Am i sad? Depressed? Anxious? Bored? Wat pray tell am i feeling today? Ive eaten almost non stop , ive been in bed for hours, and its now 8pm and i both want to go downstairs and also not move even for dinner. I miss everyone i love. Even people ive seen recently and i feel like i just have no purpose. Ive taken my meds... so where is my seratonin! Tell her im here! Apathy... maybe this is another bout of apathy.

[polymerclayalchemist]

Hot take: Mike and Frank from american pickers on the history channel are straight™️ AU Crowley and Aziraphale

[polymerclayalchemist]

My roommates and i are watching good omens (theyre watching it for the first time) and as soon as grown up Anathema came on screen in her full witch regalia, freckles, and round glasses we all went “Ooooh! Ahhhhh!!” Cause thats just how gay people are.

[polymerclayalchemist]

Golden rule as a child: Do unto others as you would have them do to you

Golden rule as a mentally ill adult: Do unto yourself as you would do unto others

[polymerclayalchemist]

If i fuckin squak and cackle or make weird strained gasping noises thats supposed to be laughing in front of u, that means u hav entered into the highest tier of friendship. Because sometimes im even like “damn bitch u laugh like that”. A close second tier is hearing my 90s anime woman villian laugh with the back of my hand up to my mouth lmao