I don't know if your taking asks,but can you write something about Plagg and Tikki being dumb
And or Adrien being supportive of Felix's crush
Not really taking requests at the moment (might someday, if I feel like I’ll have the energy) but since I already have something like this in my docs, here’s Tikki, Plagg, and Trixx (they’re human versions because I’m obsessed) playing ludo — not exactly being dumb, but they’re being silly :P
(Fun fact: I was inspired by Markiplier’s videos with Bob and Wade to write this)
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“I don’t like how reliable on probability this game is,” Tikki said, reaching for one of her pieces on the board.
“Says you,” Plagg croaked out, grasping onto his chest as if stopping a fatal wound when one of the green pawns was mercilessly kicked off the board by a red pawn.
“It’s a perfectly fine set of probability and strategic thinking,” Trixx said.
“Says you!” Plagg gestured emphatically to the two orange pawns at the end of the path.
“Strategic–” Trixx shook the dice in cupped hands. “–thinking–” They threw it on the table, squealing delightedly at the six they got. They cleared their throat and dignifiedly picked their last pawn from its home. “With just the right amount of luck.” They gestured to the dice with a six facing up then snatched it onto their fist.
“It isn’t though.” Tikki’s finger clenched slightly as Trixx woohooed at the follow-up five they got. “If anything, luck’s above strategy here. You start up with the right rolls and you’re basically set. You’d have to want to lose to waste such good numbers.”
“Just like capitalism,” Plagg echoed right after Trixx.
Trixx snapped their fingers with a delighted gasp, beaming an open grin to Plagg, as he mumbled, “Fucking saw it coming.”
“I’m just saying–” Tikki folded her arms over her chest and shrugged. “–if I were to make improvements on this–”
“But you’re not, you’re currently on this board and being manslaughtered.” He slid his only pawn on the board over to the nearest red pawn. “Eat shit, Sugarcube!”
“Excuse me!” Tikki shot to her feet as Trixx threw their head back, cackling. “Where’s the dice?” she asked, searching around the tabletop. “What number did you get?”
“Umm–” Plagg waved to the path his pawn just made, arching an eyebrow. “Five? You’d know if you paid attention.”
“I was paying attention dipshit, what I didn’t see was you rolling the dice.”
“I see what you’re implying,” Plagg said, index pointed at Tikki, “and is very understandable—but if you’re looking for a cheater–” He turned his finger to the seat across from him. “–just turn forty-five degrees to your right–”
“Hey!” Trixx said. “What did I do?”
“What didn’t you do?”
“Lots of things. I have a list, you know?”
“Plagg!” Tikki thumped her fists on the tabletop. “Did you, or did you not steal during this turn!”
“No, I did not!”
“I don’t believe you.” Tikki searched around the table for the dice.
“Why not? What about this face makes me seem untrustworthy?”
“I mean,” Trixx said, “it’s the same face you always have when cheating in other games.”
“Exactly.” Tikki grabbed the dice and shoved it onto Plagg’s palm. “That’s why you’re rolling again.”
“So now you’re all cozy up with probabilities?” Plagg pushed the dice back to her.
“I don’t trust them for a second.” Tikki pushed it back. “So– roll again.”
Plagg groaned, slumping on his seat. “I could argue more, but for the sake of keeping this a calm and relaxed–” He threw the dice, it bounced off the tabletop three times before falling with a six faced up. “OH, MY STARS!”
Trixx bend over in laughter, punching the table, as Tikki shouted, “What!”
“You saw it! You saw it!” Plagg jumped in place then fell back to his chair, snatching up a pawn from his starting place. “Can’t deny me this, now, Queen Strategy!”
“I hate luck games,” Tikki mumbled.
