#humans are cats

[cheschesterpossum]

This is the 10th time you, the liaison, knock his datapads off the table (you always get away with it)

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Humans are Cats - ZhangCas

[raileurta]

One of my favorite bits/headcanons is that humans are the equivalent to cats for transformers. It's just peak comedy and extremely cute while also being alarmingly accurate.

Small? Check.

Soft and pleasant to the touch? Check.

Always making you question how their species survived this long? Check.

Adorable? Check.

Simultaneously being the biggest assholes and the most compassionate things ever? Check.

There's definitely a lot more similarities but I can't think of anything else.

It's especially good with humans like Miko who is the equivalent of an orange cat. She also most definitely would have multiple warning stickers on her “vet” file. Bulkhead has to too warn all the new bots/medics that will babysit her lmao. If not properly supervised she would somehow end up on the moon or do something equally dangerous.

Yes humanity are truly those little shit animals that you desperately want to love you.

[cheschesterpossum]

it's hard being the liaison

[cheschesterpossum]

Rodimus imagining the liaison's death for the 10th this week because human's lifespan are very short compared to cybertronian.

LL liaison y/n design 📣 📣 📣 📣

[cheschesterpossum]

*Drift is recording*

Y/n is doing it out of spite and Drift can't get mad at all. In the end he took like 50 pictures of them lying in the box then send it to Ratchet.

[raileurta]

Human space cats

I'm getting a bit of brain rot over humans being cats to transformers so here's some headcanons/ideas!

The bots that "hate" humans are really just the dads who say they hate the animal you brought home but like a week later is sleeping with them in his lap.

Transformers use a humming noise as a pdpspsh sound.

You know that one skit "Where's this dog i keep hearing about?" Idk but something like that would be funny.

Some homeless people will just chill in a bot's house to try getting free food and shelter. It works like 80% of the time.

The transformers would absolutely lose their mind over babies.

When Noah meet/steals mirage once they get to the warehouse he starts celebrating at final getting a human. He's like your my friend now we're going to eat soft tacos later. (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ

(Which now I'm thinking about isn't actually that different from canon lol)

They will all do the human thing of seeing an animal walking around and acting like it's your first time seeing this cute blob. So an average joe will just be walking home after a shift then hears tons of honking out of no wear to see like three bots excitedly pointing at them.

Humans are like so so soft to them. Like it's hard not to just squeeze their little faces for being so darn fluffy.

The crazy cat lady equivalent is called a crazy fleshy bot or crazy human lover.

This is the best I could think of.

You know cat huffing? I bet some bots do that too. We are a usually clean species that uses a lot of scented items. I bet from a planet made of metal they don't have a lot of pleasant or any variety of scents.

I saw some good fan art of various humans being smushed into the faces of a bot and it reminded me of cat huffing.

Humans will also be feral little murder monkeys.

What I'm trying to go for essentially is:

[cheschesterpossum]

They use us to kill scraplets like we use our cats to kill spiders

(Bot: go, my scarab)

Bot: look there, the scraplet, right in the corner

Human:*looks up and sees the scraplet*

Bot:*carries us to the corner* c'mon, hit it

Human:*hits the scraplet but it falls on the ground and runs toward the bot's pedes*

Bot: AAAAH NOOO WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL IT AAHAAAAH!!

Human: you didn't specify to kill it >:)

the human watching the bot freaking out at the scraplet

Would be funny if instead of killing scraplets like how cybertronians want us to, we ended up domesticating scraplets and build an army.