#humorous?

[creationclown]

Omg are you sad? Here *pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a ha-

the person im trying to console get so pissed at my handkerchief trick that they shoot me in the head with a gun.

little did they know it was one of those guns that shoot out a flag with BANG written on it, so it does nothing

then i get pistol whipped to death

you must be thinking stuff like "well that wasn't funny" or "get new material" and maybe even " hey wait didn't i see the first part before" and some of you might get sad and or angry, which will repeat the second part of my post, why do i know this? Its because Ive been cursed to be in an endless comedy bit, i was too cocky so Big Funny™ trapped me in this hellhole to pay for my hubris.

this part could be part of the bit? Is my account of the bit? Is EVERYTHING in my life part of the bit? Did Big Funny™ time travel? Am i only here for the bit?! IS MY LIFE JUST A LONG BIT? Is my life just a... joke?

Nah, i don't think so :]

Omg are you sad? Here *pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a handkerchief, pulls out a ha-

[cartoonist-at-heart]

You know I absolutely love the scenes in movies where something is done or said that flies over your head if you don't get the reference.

That being said I want a movie scene where someone says something and everyone but one person gets it and laughs. That one person says, "that flew over my head," as a Fly flies over their head.

[marbleharbor]

Me and Anxiety by Rayne-Tam

Oh, boy... We got this. You got this. .... This is my first completely digital piece. This isn't the first time I've drawn something like this, but I usually try to avoid posting them. I'd rather post things that make me happy. This one I mostly feel ambivalent towards. Although, I'm nervous about posting it now X'D Welp.

[shootinstarbarr]

Doctor: How are you feeling today?

Me: I don't know about you

Doctor: No

Me: But I'm feeling 22

[pellmellblog]

SC2 Player “Vinyl” placed in Silver League after dramatic, miraculous victory.

GRAND RAPIDS, MI -- Pandemonium was the scene just moments ago as a shocked, up and coming Starcraft 2 player, “Vinyl”, won his first placement match of 2013 in commanding style. “Vinyl”, who until now had been quietly wallowing away in the bronze leagues as a Zerg, kicked off the new year with a bang, and as a Terran, no less. “I’ve been feeling like making the switch [from Zerg] for some time now”, he said during the post game press conference, “The start of a new season seemed like the perfect occasion. It paid off for me. Big time.” Vinyl’s meteoric rise came against a stubborn 1-basing Protoss with a fondness for Stalkers and cannons, but Vinyl countered strongly with a Marine-Marauder-Medivac play, citing: “It’s really the only build I know.” 

At press time, Vinyl was seen immediately exiting the game for crippling fear of losing and being sent back down to slumming it in the bronze leagues again.

[hanahmontana]

"Its Whitney, bitch."  Britney Spears proceeds to remove her face, revealing that she is in fact Whitney Houston back from the grave.

[twiggyluvsyou-blog]

Just got new clothes. Gonna be looking like I'm on FRIAR.

They gon see me and be like:

Nah. I am just glad I got some cool tanks. #HUMILITY