#hungry!phil

[phanfictrashnumber1]

AHangryPhil

Here’s what happens when Phil gets hangry.

It had been a long day. A productive day, but a long day nonetheless. Dan and Phil had both been up early, multitasking by eating breakfast and answering emails. Later, they endured in meeting after meeting, full of plans for their upcoming tour. Then they’d spent the last few hours editing the day’s Gamingmas video and pre-filming three new ones for the upcoming week. Now, it was 9pm, they were finished filming and the latest gaming video was uploaded. Finally, they were done.

The only problem was because of this long and busy day, neither of them had eaten since breakfast, those few spoonfuls of cereal not enough to satisfy their hunger for the day.

Dan, although he was admittedly hungry, was able keep calm as he ordered their pizzas.

Phil, on the other hand, was sitting on the couch beside Dan, his leg bouncing impatiently. He stayed quiet as Dan put their order in. He wasn’t sure how he’d made it this long without food, but he knew he couldn’t go much longer without eating.

“All right, says it’ll be here in 10 minutes.” Dan told him as he sat back on the couch, turning a bit to face Phil.

Phil’s tummy growled in response and Dan couldn’t help but laugh.

“Hungry?” Dan asked, already knowing the answer.

“You think?” Phil hissed.

“I stand corrected. I meant hangry.” Dan then said, unable to hide the smirk on his face.

“Shut up.” Phil grumbled and Dan just laughed again. “How are you not starving?” he asked.

“I am, I just don’t take it out on you.” Dan said, poking Phil’s stomach.

Phil quickly grabbed Dan’s poking finger, shooting his boyfriend a glare. It sent a shiver down Dan’s spine, but he’d never let it show.

“God, would you chill?” he asked as he pulled away from Phil. “The pizza is on it’s way. All will be okay soon.”

“Yeah, it fucking better be.” Phil muttered.

“Oh my goodness, did innocent angel AmazingPhil just swear? Whoa, man. He just can’t be tamed.” Dan teased in a dramatic tone.

“Would you just be quiet?” Phil asked as he smacked Dan with a galaxy pillow.

“Don’t worry, Philly. Soon, the pizza will be here and you’ll have a full belly and everything will be right in the worl-” Dan was cut off when Phil suddenly lunged at him, tackling him down to the couch.

“I said be quiet.” Phil said, his voice becoming deep, slightly threatening.

“And if I don’t?” Dan asked, that smirked returning to his face.

“Then maybe I won’t wait until the pizza gets here to eat.” Phil said, eyeing his tasty looking boyfriend that was trapped beneath him.

Dan looked up at him, eyes wide. “Okay, I know what you meant by that, but you just made it way too sexual.” Dan said with a cringe. “I mean, unless you’re into vore, in which case I do no want to know what kind of Avengers fanfiction you’re reading now.”

Phil couldn’t help but laugh. “You’re distracting me from my hanger, Howell.”

“Good, that means my plan’s working.” Dan said, a slight smile on his face.

“Thank you.” Phil said and Dan continued to smile up at him.

Phil leaned down, about to press a kiss to Dan’s lips. Before their lips could meet, the doorbell suddenly rang.

“It's here!” Phil exclaimed in relief as he hopped off his boyfriend and headed to the door, leaving Dan more hungry for Phil than he was for the food.

[phanfictrashnumber1]

The Dogvent Calendar Situation

Dan attempts to hide Phil’s advent calendar so he doesn’t eat all the chocolate. Based on Phil’s tweet.

A/N: It’s been a while since I wrote a fic based on one of their tweets!

Dan and Phil sat together in the lounge, Dan scrolling through his phone while Phil downed what was left of the bag of tiny marshmallows.

"I'm hungry." Phil announced.

"You just ate an entire packet of marshmallows! That I won!" Dan scorned, having gotten about three marshmallows before Phil stole the bag after filming their latest gaming video.

Phil ignored his boyfriend as he set his eyes on the advent - or dogvent, as they were calling it - calendars that sat on the coffee table.

Dan watched as Phil's eyes lit up. Just before Phil could grab his, Dan snatched both.

"Were you about to eat your dogvent calendar?" Dan asked, his voice going an octave higher and slightly more British, as it always did when he bickered with his boyfriend.

"No." Phil said. "I was about to eat the chocolate inside the dogvent calendar."

"Nope, that's it, I am hiding these!" Dan said as he stood from the couch.

"Dan, wait!" Phil called.

"Nope, too late, it's happening! You cannot be trusted, Phil Lester!" Dan said.

Before Dan could make it out of the room, Phil hopped up from the couch and darted toward him. He wrapped his arms around Dan from behind while Dan just giggled.

"Let go of me, you rat!" Dan exclaimed.

"Not until you give me back my dogvent calendar!" Phil told him.

"Phil, if I give this to you, you're going to end up eating all your chocolates and then you're going to eat mine!" Dan said.

"Give it back or I'll make you." Phil said, his voice becoming slightly deeper; threatening, in a Phil way, but Dan wasn't going down without a fight.

"Yeah? How exactly will you make me?" Dan asked.

"Give it back and you won't have to find out." Phil said.

"Not happening." Dan simply said.

"All right, you've left me no choice." Phil said before digging his fingers into Dan's sides.

Dan squirmed, trapped in Phil's embrace, doing everything he could to keep his grip on the advent calendars.

"Give up yet?" Phil asked.

"Never!" Dan got out as he laughed.

"If you say so!" Phil said as he moved his tickling fingers up to Dan's ribs and that's when Dan lost it.

He immediately dropped the advent calendars and began pushing at Phil's hands.

Phil let go of his boyfriend and quickly grabbed the advent calendars off the floor.

"Ha." Phil simply said, the smuggest of looks on his face as he watched Dan catch his breath.

Dan looked up at Phil, his eyes turning devilish. "We can do this all day, Lester." he said before attacking his boyfriend, wanting nothing more than those dogvent calendars and a little bit of payback.