Summary: Phil always planned to cancel the challenge if he got the Four Seasons. Dan finds out exactly what Phil had in mind
and if you wanna get freaky on hotel floors (ao3) - jonsaremembers
Summary: based on that photo. you know the one
Bad Coworker Music (ao3) - Absolutefilthimsosorry
Summary: A beautiful romantic song fic about them having sex on tour. It is. Honest. I wouldn’t make you click a fic just to trick you with something else.
domino’s pizza (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: dan can’t stop thinking about calling phil ‘daddy’ again, but his anxiety makes it feel impossible to communicate his desires with phil. but phil always knows when something’s up, and dan can’t bear to keep things from him.
Heated (ao3) - reiects
Summary: Dan just wants to be good & Phil loves him so much
No fun in podcasts (ao3) - harrysbabyboo
Summary: Dan and Phil are almost at the end of the terrible influence tour and as much as he loves it, the pressure is rising for Dan. One guest appearance on a podcast is too much for him and Phil helps him relax.
Pas de Deux (ao3) - olivermirror
Summary: On a completely ordinary day, Phil takes care of paperwork related to the mortgage. He looks so serious and so focused that Dan drools over him, just a little bit. He tries to keep it together so Phil can focus.
But Phil notices.
Someone has to keep you in line (ao3) - HotTopic210
Summary: After recording an episode of Hard Launch, Dan and Phil are left in the studio alone to deal with Dan's brattiness during recording.
Stuck on you (ao3) - danffodilf
Summary: Dan has to focus on writing a script for a new video. But no matter how much he tries, he can't stop thinking about last night with Phil
Take It (ao3) - httphowell
Summary: Phil takes control in the bedroom, demanding to be fucked on his terms, while Dan eagerly surrenders to his dominance.
The Father and The Nun (ao3) - cosmic_angel_writes
Summary: Sister Daniel has wanted nothing but Father Philip since she first joined the church. Today is the day she finally gets what she wants.
Too bad (ao3) - danffodilf
Summary: Inspired by episode 4 of the hard launch podcast where Dan thought he could beat a leopard in a fight.
This is exactly what happened, I was there.
We have Heated Rivalry at home (ao3) - Ren_Saxon
Summary: When Dan goes looking for Phil the evening after their most recent podcast episode aired, he finds him in their bedroom, kneeling on the bed on all fours, naked, a concentrated expression on his face. Phil has his head turned back in a position that has to put a strain on his neck, pretty blue eyes narrowed at his own back.
Phil whips his head around to Dan, his concentration immediately turning into nervous giggles, while he tries – and fails – to put on an accusatory expression.
I love when Phil gets all sassy and playfully dominant. My personal favorite was in their Marshmallow Roulette, when Phil goes “YOU DONT TELL ME THE RULES!” Then there was a golfing video where Dan told him to go right and Phil goes, “Don’t tell me what to do in my own house.” Like YAS PHIL. YOU TELL THAT INTERNET HOBO WHOS THE BOSS!!!
mmmmmyas some quality content dom!phil lives and your two specific moments also below
Sorry for the very long wait, I had to go on a writing hiatus but the semester has ended so I’m back :)
I wrote like 3/4 of this chapter long ago, way before Dan posted his depression video. So this is in no way related to real life Dan, I’ll never romanticise depression. WYB Dan was just having a bad time in uni (might have written it based on what I was going through in uni myself...lol)
And I added this prompt into the chapter, I hope you enjoy!
3995 words of Dom!Phil, sub!dan, fluff, pet play/neko kink, cockwarming, blowjob, handjob, praise kink
or read on ao3!
~Masterlist~
Dan hated life. He hated his uncooperative coursemates, hated his ruthless professors, hated all his unfinished assignments. He just wanted to go home to Phil. To cuddle with Phil, or sit by his feet perhaps. He missed Phil, just wanted to relive his summer.
He’d planned to continue living with Phil during the semester, but here he was, 5 weeks into university and having to bunk in his friend’s room in campus because he had spent the whole evening in school doing a group project and it was too late to go home.
“I’m sorry Peej, I promise I’ll leave tomorrow,” Dan sighed as he plopped onto the spare mattress on the floor.
“No worries, really. I’m always here if you need help. It’s nice having company anyway,” PJ replied.
Dan was so thankful he had a friend like PJ. He’d been staying over for almost 2 weeks now. Every time he thought he could go home, there’d be some new assignment or quiz that he’d have to burn the midnight oil for. Maybe I should’ve just stayed in dorm again this semester, he thought dismally.
Phil had been so understanding, it made Dan feel like crying. He’d miss Phil’s calls or take hours to reply Phil’s texts but Phil never got upset, just kept cheering him on and assuring him that he can ace the semester.
“Miss your boyfriend?”
Dan looked up from his phone to see PJ smirking down at him from his bed. He sighed, “Of course I do.”
“I really wanna meet this prince charming of yours,” PJ stated.
“Maybe one day,” Dan smiled, looking back at his phone, finally able to open the unread messages.
Phil (12:07am): thought i’d stay up w u but an Old Man needs his sleep. pls sleep soon too babe😴
Dan (3:42am): its alright, its the thought that counts lmao😙 yh finally gonna sleep now gnight old man👨
Phil was so excited for his boy to come back home, 2 weeks felt too long. They hadn’t been away from each other that long ever since Dan moved into his home at the start of summer. He briefly wondered if Dan would be up for some kinky fun. Not that he’d mind some vanilla sex either, or even just cuddles.
Dan was supposed to be home about 45 minutes ago, and Phil had texted him when he was 10 minutes late, but still hadn’t received a reply. Another 15 minutes passed and Phil was considering making a rule about punctuality for Dan, but he decided that Dan probably had a good reason for being late and not answering him. He honestly pitied Dan and how busy he was. He’d been to uni, so he understands what Dan’s going through. But still he couldn’t help worrying if Dan’s not okay.
He was pacing around the living room when he heard a knock on the door. He quickly went to open it, seeing a very tired Dan. Before Phil could respond, Dan spoke up.
“I’m sorry, Sir,” Dan said, lowering his head. He sounded stressed and almost panicky.
Phil wrinkled his brows in confusion. “Hey Dan, it’s okay, no need to be sorry,” he said softly, moving aside for Dan to step in.
But Dan didn’t move, even when Phil gestured for him to enter. “Dan? Come in,” Phil said, but before he could grasp Dan’s hand in his, he noticed a tear fall from Dan’s cheek.
“I’m sorry Sir,” Dan repeated, voice quieter, “sorry I’m late, sorry I never answered your texts, always ignoring you. Sorry I’m so useless and dumb, I don’t deserve you, I’m sorry I’m good for nothing.”
Phil had pulled Dan through the door and into a hug halfway through Dan’s monologue. He’d softly shushed him but Dan wouldn’t stop, he was sobbing as he carried on bringing himself down. Phil held onto Dan and stroked his hair, feeling Dan shaking slightly. Dan wasn’t returning the hug, but he buried his face into the crook of Phil’s neck as he whispered negative things about himself.
Phil’s heart broke as he heard Dan say such things about himself. Where was the confident boy he’d been with throughout the summer? He couldn’t take it any longer. He pulled away from the hug and held onto Dan’s shoulders tightly. When Dan wouldn’t look at him, he tilted his chin up with his finger.
“Dan, stop,” he said sternly, and Dan finally quieted down, save for a few hiccups.
Phil noted how dark the circles under Dan’s eyes were. He gently wiped the tears from Dan’s cheeks with his thumb. “What happened, Dan?” he asked, unable to hide the worry from his voice.
“I deserve to be punished, Sir,” Dan sighed.
“Why do you think that?” Phil asked, trying not to sound alarmed. He softly stroked Dan’s cheek.
“Because. I just do. It’s what I should get for being such a nuisance,” Dan wanted to cry again, but his master had told him to stop.
Phil was still confused as to what caused Dan to act this way, but he was clear on what he had to do. “Dan, I’m not going to punish you when I don’t see anything you did to deserve it. What you deserve right now is a warm bath. And what you need is to relax. You’re not any of the things you just said about yourself, understand? Let me take care of you.”
Dan was too tired to protest. He was convinced that he was all the things he said he was, doesn’t know how Phil couldn’t see it. But he was tired, so he let Phil take charge.
Phil gently held Dan’s hand in his as he led Dan to the bathroom. He drew a bath and while waiting for it to fill, he carefully undressed Dan. Dan stood pliantly, letting Phil move him as necessary to remove his clothes.
Phil helped Dan into the tub and when Dan had settled down, he moved to sit behind the tub.
“You’re leaving?” Dan asked, voice small, but Phil could hear the disappointment.
“I’m gonna be right here with you, darling,” Phil reassured. He scooped some water up and wet Dan’s hair, before getting the shampoo.
Dan relaxed into the massage Phil gave as he lathered up his hair. Phil massaged Dan’s scalp thoroughly before rinsing off the shampoo. When he was done, he moved on to massage Dan’s shoulders.
Dan closed his eyes and moaned softly when Phil kneaded at the tensions in his shoulders. He couldn’t remember the last time he actually felt relaxed and comfortable, and he was about to fall asleep when Phil broke the silence.
“Are you feeling better, kitten?”
“A lil,” Dan mumbled, suddenly embarrassed by his breakdown earlier. “Sorry if I scared you earlier.”
“No need to be sorry. I’m always here for you, okay? I don’t want you to think all those horrible things about yourself. You’re smart and confident, you’re not a nuisance or useless. I’m proud and so happy to have you, Dan. You’re not good for nothing.” Phil ended his mini speech by planting a kiss on Dan’s wet hair.
Dan sighed. He wished he could believe Phil as easily as he believed the people in university who brought him down. He splashed the water, angry at himself for being so affected by people who don’t matter, yet unable to accept what the most important person to him was saying.
“Do you want to talk about what happened?” Phil asked slowly, stroking Dan’s shoulders.
Dan gave a small shake of his head. “I just wanna play to be honest,” Dan said shyly. He was upset that his return home was ruined like that, he’d been looking forward to playing with Phil.
“Just relax a little while more. Need to make sure you’re in the right mindset if we’re gonna do anything,” Phil answered, he wasn’t going to push Dan about his meltdown if he wasn’t ready to talk about it.
After a little more massaging, Phil got up. “You okay being here by yourself? I’m gonna prepare some things for you to get ready with in the bedroom.”
Dan nodded.
“Just stay until you’re really ready to play, alright? And if you decide not to play, that’s fine too. Don’t have to pressure yourself, I won’t mind. Your wellbeing is more important.”
Dan nodded again, and Phil gave him a small smile before leaving the bathroom.
What did I do to deserve him?, Dan wondered.
When his skin started getting wrinkly and the water wasn’t warm anymore, Dan finally got out of the bathtub. He took his time drying himself off before walking to the bedroom.
Phil wasn’t in, but he’d laid out the toys on the bed. Dan smiled as he saw his outfit. Phil knew exactly what he needed to clear his mind from all the stress.
He got on all fours on the floor and quickly fingered himself open. Then he took the steel plug. Attached to it was a brown cat tail, long and soft and matching his own hair. He stroked the tail for a bit, feeling the smooth faux fur. He then pushed the plug into himself, biting his lip to suppress a moan from escaping. When the plug was fully in, he wiggled his butt a little, feeling the tail sway behind him, tickling his inner thighs.
Next, he grabbed the collar from the bed. It was a thin turquoise silk collar with a small black ribbon at the front and a silver bell that hung below the ribbon. Dan loved the colour of the collar, it reminded him of Phil’s eyes. He fastened it on and tapped the bell, letting it jingle.
Lastly, he put on the cat ears that matched the colour of his tail and his hair. He crawled in front of the mirror to take a look at himself. For a moment he contemplated if he should get some sharpie to draw whiskers on his face, but decided that’d turn him from sexy to cringey.
He was a little hard from fingering himself, and looking at himself like this just turned him on further. He turned a little to look at his tail, enjoying the feel of fur on his skin.
After a while of checking himself out, Dan finally crawled out of the room. He slowly made his way to Phil, who was on the sofa with his laptop. Phil immediately looked up when Dan entered the room. “Hey there, kitten,” he greeted.
Dan bumped his head against Phil’s shin, rubbed his cheek against Phil’s knee like an actual cat would. Phil chuckled and scratched Dan’s hair lightly.
“C’mon up, kitty,” Phil said, patting the space on the sofa next to him.
Dan managed to gracefully climb up onto the sofa, and he snuggled into Phil’s side, curling his body as much as he could. Phil smiled and played with the end of Dan’s tail.
“You must be hungry, kitten,” Phil said, moving to get the plate of sandwiches he’d prepared for Dan.
Dan hadn’t noticed the food on the coffee table, and he certainly hadn’t noticed how hungry he actually was, too busy having a breakdown and all. But at the sight of the tuna sandwich, his stomach growled.
Phil tore off a small piece and fed it to Dan, who gratefully accepted it. Phil stroked Dan’s hair as he chewed, making Dan hum contentedly.
They kept at it until the sandwich was gone. Every time Phil fed Dan the small bites, Dan kept Phil’s fingers between his lips just a little longer than necessary, looking up at Phil with big eyes and moaning softly in appreciation. He noticed how his actions were slowly making Phil hard, but Phil would just smile down at him and pat his hair and straighten his ears.
After the meal, Phil turned the tv on and continued patting Dan while he watched the tv, scratching under his chin sometimes and stroking his back other times. Dan purred, it felt so good. He felt so safe and cared for. He closed his eyes and just focused on the light touches he was getting from Phil.
“My kitty’s so pretty,” Phil commended, and Dan hid his face in Phil’s side to hide his blush, but he couldn’t stop himself from purring at the praise.
After a while, the pats slowed down and Phil just rested his hand on Dan’s back. Dan was happy being able to just lay there and be Phil’s pretty little kitty. In that moment, he didn’t have any assignments to stress over, no exams to study for, no grades to worry about, and absolutely no rude professors or coursemates to bring him down.
In that moment, the only thing that mattered to him was Phil. And his tail. He began playfully swatting at his tail, making Phil giggle.
They lounged like that for about half an hour, but then Dan got bored. His and Phil’s boners had both died down, and he wanted to change that. He propped his chin on Phil’s thigh and looked up at Phil.
Phil only responded by brushing his fingers in Dan’s hair absentmindedly. So, Dan slowly inched his face closer to Phil’s crotch. Phil finally looked down when he felt warm breath against his crotch.
“Mrow,” Dan tried to meow.
Phil smiled and tapped the bell on Dan’s collar. “Gettin’ bored, pet?”
“Mrrow,” Dan meowed again, and he nuzzled Phil’s crotch.
Phil couldn’t resist when Dan’s looking so cute like that, looking up at him with his big brown eyes in a cat-like manner. He smiled and unzipped his pants, but didn’t go any further. He wanted to see what his lil kitty had in mind.
Dan eyed Phil’s crotch hungrily. With his teeth, he pulled Phil’s underwear down just enough to get Phil’s dick out. It was barely hard, but that’s exactly how Dan wanted it. He wanted to feel it grow in his mouth.
Slowly, he took Phil’s soft cock in his mouth up to the hilt. He hollowed his cheeks. With his nose buried in Phil’s pubes and his lips meeting Phil’s crotch, Dan closed his eyes and hummed in content.
Phil’s breathing got a little shallower as he felt his cock twitch in the warmth of Dan’s mouth. But Dan wasn’t sucking on him, wasn’t trying to do anything to get him hard at all. He was just laying still and keeping Phil’s cock in his mouth.
Dan focused on breathing through his nose. Deep breaths that were made better as he could inhale his master’s scent with each breath. He rested his head on Phil’s thigh and felt the weight of Phil’s slowly growing cock on his tongue. He didn’t want to rush anything. He was glad Phil was taking his time as well.
Phil ran his hand through Dan’s curls softly. He knew what Dan was doing, so he tried his best not to get hard too quick so that Dan could enjoy cockwarming longer. Dan felt so calm and relaxed as he put all his attention on Phil’s cock. Every so often, he’d purr and feel Phil’s cock twitch and harden a bit more.
They continued lounging, Dan enjoying being a cocksleeve and Phil absentmindedly patting Dan’s head and stroking his back. After some time, Phil’s cock was almost fully hard.
“Enjoying yourself, kitten?” Phil asked softly.
Dan, who had been so still that Phil wasn’t sure if he’d fallen asleep, opened his eyes and blinked up at Phil. Batting his eyelashes, he hummed happily.
Phil let out a little moan. “Your warm mouth feels so good, pet,” he praised.
Dan felt Phil’s tip hit the back of his throat as it finally grew to full hardness. His lips were now stretched around Phil’s shaft, but he didn’t move, still content with just being a cockwarmer. His own cock was also hard, had been since he got Phil’s in his mouth, but he paid no mind. He briefly wondered if it was weird that cockwarming managed to calm him down, ground him and chase all his feelings of panic and stress away. God, does he love Phil’s cock.
Dan could hear Phil breathing heavier, understanding that he probably needed some stimulation. Yet Phil was still so kind, not rushing Dan to do anything, putting Dan’s needs first.
Without breaking eye contact with Phil, Dan slowly moved off, dragging his tongue along the underside of Phil’s cock as he did so. Phil let out a small moan and gripped Dan’s hair lightly, almost knocking Dan’s cat ears off his head.
Dan licked Phil’s slit, tasting a bit of precum. He swirled his tongue around the head before giving it small kitten licks.
“What a tease. Cheeky lil kitty, aren’t you?” Phil said almost breathlessly, and he felt Dan’s smile against his skin before he saw it.
Dan licked his way down Phil’s shaft to his balls. He got up on his elbows and knees and stuck his butt out in the air, swaying his tail about while he sucked on Phil’s balls. Phil stroked down Dan’s back and squeezed Dan’s ass, making Dan mew.
“Ah, good kitten,” Phil praised when Dan moved to finally properly suck on Phil and started bobbing his head.
Dan purred as he sucked on Phil, the vibrations making Phil’s toes curl. The bell on his collar jingled as he moved faster.
Dan sucked Phil all the way down til his nose poked Phil’s crotch, and he stayed for as long as he could. His gag reflex was long gone, he only moved up a little when he needed some air. Dan repeated his movements, deepthroating Phil who groaned in pleasure whenever he felt his tip reach the back of Dan’s throat.
Phil had one hand resting in Dan’s hair, and his other moved to Dan’s hard dick. Dan was so focused on pleasuring Phil that he was barely aware of his own erection. He didn’t even feel the desire to come, gaining pleasure purely from giving Phil pleasure.
But as Phil started stroking Dan’s cock, Dan couldn’t help the little mews he let out while he continued to blow Phil. He thrusted his hips into Phil’s fist while bobbing his head at the same rhythm.
“Good pet, so beautiful like this,” Phil praised again, moving his hand away from Dan’s cock to stroke his tail and push the plug into Dan further. Dan moaned in response, arching his back and wiggling his ass.
Dan pulled off of Phil and licked his red lips. He nuzzled Phil’s crotch, taking his time. He didn’t want to rush things. Ending the scene quicker meant facing reality sooner.
Phil had went back to stroking Dan’s cock lazily. He really needed to come, was so tempted to push his cock past Dan’s swollen lips. But he let Dan go at his own pace, nosing his balls, purring when Phil twisted his hand in his hair.
Dan licked up the stripe of precum leaking down Phil’s cock before sucking him again. He had begun leaking precum as well, and Phil stroked him faster, making him moan around Phil’s cock.
They were both so close to the edge already, moaning and panting as their movements sped up. Dan eagerly sucked on Phil while massaging his balls, feeling Phil tremble in pleasure.
“I’m close, pet,” Phil panted, stroking Dan quickly so they’d come together.
Dan meowed in agreement with his mouth full of Phil’s cock. He hummed as he bobbed his head faster, encouraging Phil to orgasm. His hips were thrusting urgently into Phil’s fist.
Phil came with a loud groan, and Dan followed almost immediately. Dan moaned as he came, but never took his mouth off Phil’s cock as he swallowed Phil’s cum. Phil continued stroking Dan albeit erratically, and Dan’s cum spilled all over his hand.
Dan only pulled off when he was sure he’d swallowed every drop of Phil’s cum. He looked down himself to see Phil’s hand wrapped loosely around his softening cock. He pawed at it until Phil brought his hand closer to his face, then he licked up his own cum, cleaning Phil’s hand.
Phil was panting, and he looked at his kitty lap up his own cum on his palm through half lidded eyes. “So hot, kitten,” he commented.
When Dan was done, he licked his lips then rested his head on Phil’s thigh, looking up at Phil with wide, adoring eyes.
“Love you, kitty,” Phil said softly, petting Dan’s cat ears. Dan purred, then he gave a light peck on Phil’s crotch and tucked Phil back into his pants using his teeth.
Dan wished he could stay in his kitten headspace forever. He was so comfortable, with his cheek resting on Phil’s thigh. He felt so blissed, so safe and calm. He closed his eyes and purred softly.
Phil pet Dan’s hair for a while, but he knew letting a sub go to sleep while in a different headspace is not a good idea. He nudged his thigh a little, making Dan grumble softly.
“C’mon kitty, let’s go to the bedroom. Better than falling asleep here,” he suggested.
Dan whined, but got up on all fours. He yawned and pandiculated his back just like a cat would. He looked up at Phil, who’d already stood up, sleepily.
Phil smiled fondly and tried to pick Dan up like he would a cat, but Dan was so big that he ended up carrying him bridal style. Dan nuzzled against Phil’s neck as Phil walked to the room.
Phil gently put Dan on the bed, and Dan stayed on all fours. “So good for me, aren’t you?” Phil praised quietly, nuzzling his nose against Dan’s.
He pecked Dan lightly on the lips and stroked his cheek. “I love you so much,” Phil continued, noticing how Dan’s eyes began to water.
“I’m always here to take care of you,” Phil whispered reassuringly as he moved behind Dan, “Let’s get ready for bed, yeah.”
He stroked Dan’s tail, and Dan swayed his hips a little. Phil heard Dan sigh as he slowly pulled the tail plug out. He stroked the smooth skin of Dan’s ass before moving back to face his boy.
Dan looked up at Phil with wide, glassy eyes as Phil removed his cat ears. Phil tapped the bell on his collar one last time before unfastening it. He quickly placed all the toys on the bedside drawer and undressed, then returned to Dan. He gestured for Dan to lie down.
Dan curled into Phil’s side as soon as they laid down. He didn’t want to leave his headspace, but he could feel Phil pulling him out of it. Phil held him close and he listened with his eyes shut to whispered praises and positive words, willing himself not to cry.
Phil stroked his hair, hugged him, kissed his forehead gently. “You okay, Dan?” he checked in quietly after a while.
Dan opened his eyes and looked up into caring blue irises. “Yes, Phil,” he gave a small smile, “thank you.”
Phil returned his smile. He knows his boy was strong, and he’d make sure to always be by his side to help him get through anything.
“I love you,” Dan whispered. He felt so so grateful to have Phil, to have someone who cared that much about him. Someone who wouldn’t take advantage of him when he was vulnerable, someone who wasn’t put off by his outbursts and breakdowns. Someone who would instead pick him back up and remind him of his worth. Someone who knew exactly what his needs were, and would act on them with no hesitation.
“I love you too,” Phil whispered back. He watched as Dan drifted off to sleep against his chest. He knows they’d make it through anything, as long as they were together, where they belonged.
This is probably the last chapter of Where You Belong. I had fun writing it and I’m glad many of you enjoy it too <3 Sad to end this series, but hey it means I can start on new stuff :)
If you guys loved this series, it’d mean a lot to me if you guys nominated WYB in phanficawards <3
Hey could you do a dom/sub fic where subs at shield need to go through periodic training to ensure that they won't go give out information if they're forced down in subspace or subdrop. Other than that i'm not really picky, just would like sub!clint and dom!phil. Thank you!
((Sorry this took so long, my computer has been on the fritz))
Read it here at: This is Sexism!, or under the cut below
“This is fucking stupid…” Clint muttered as he pulled off his shirt.
Phil sighed and flipped through the paperwork he was looking at. “You’ve known about this since before you came in Clint. It makes sense, and you know it.”
“I know, I know…. Doesn’t mean it’s not stupid. I mean, why don’t they pull this shit on doms? They drop too!”
“es, but not nearly as often, an not nearly as hard. I understand you believe it’s discriminatory, but it really is for the best interest of everyone.”
Clint grunted and slid under their bed covers. “Shut up and go to sleep”
Phil raised an eyebrow. “Who died and made you Dom?”
“Nobody. We both know who wears the pants in this relationship”
“….Natasha” They both said at once, before laughing.
“Goodnight, Phil.”
“Goodnight, baby.”
*******Clint loooked at the therapist. The kid had to be fresh out of school, because holy shit did they look young.
“I’m sorry, you want me to do what now?”
“Kneel.”
“Yeah, no. I don’t kneel for anyone.”
“You’ll kneel for the right dom.” The therapist said with a small smirk.
Yeah… definitely fresh out of school. Also, would Phil punish him if Clint beat the shit out of the little snot?
“Sorry. Still not gonna happen.”
“Well what if a dom forces you to?”
Clint looked the kid dead in the eyes. “I’ll kill them.”
The kid seemed to understand then that Clint wasn’t the sub to be pushed around. Giving a slight cough, the kid flipped through their notes. “Moving on…..”
Clint sighed. Different year, same old bullshit.
The psych eval was to test the sub agents on how well they handle a sub drop/sub space. This can be a very difficult and emotional time for any sub, and a time where they are more open about everything.
Ergo, if a SHIELD agent gets put into a drop or subspace, they can spill the beans on a lot of shit.
Not that any of the subs in SHIELD would ever do so, sub space or not, but the precautions were still in place.
Clint thinked it sucked and it was discriminatory, since doms were never checked over to see how well they were handling things. Which is utter bullshit, since Clint couldn’t think of a single case where a sub has spilled the beans while in a drop; and could count on all fingers and toes the number of times a dom has let the ball drop do to some dom drop shit, or even a sub distracting them.
But the doms were the ones in power, so obviously they could do no wrong.
Fucking assholes.
The whole lot of them. Including this little prick, who is going to die if he asks one more fucking time -
“STOP ASKING ME KNEEL YOU FUCKING BANANA.”
“….Okay I think that’s the end of this session. Goodbye Agent Barton.”
*******“Banana?”
“I swear to god Phil, I was totally justified in losing my shit.”
Phil smiled and wrapped his arms around Clint’s waist. “I know, I reviewed the videos. Dr. Haren’s behavior was totally unprofessional, and they have been notified of their relief of duty. I was more remarking on the unsuality of the insult. Why banana?”
“First thing that popped into my mind….. Speaking of bananas….”
Phil groaned, “That was the lamest sexual innuendo I have ever heard. I should punish you just for hat.”
Clint laughed and pressed a kiss to Phil’s chin. “So you heard and saw everything in that video?”
“Mhm…”
Clint hummed, “I would for you.”
“Would what?”
“Kneel.”
Phil’s mouth popped open slightly. “Really?”
“Yes.”
“That… I…. Uhm…”
Clint laughed and turned in Phil’s arms. “You don’t have to say anything.”
Phil gazed into Clint’s eyes. “But I want to… Clint, you honor me with that statement. To know I have that sort of trust from you is, it’s an amazing feeling. I love you.”
“I love you too, you weirdo. Now, let’s get out of here before Fury finds out about my test.”
It had been a long day. A productive day, but a long day nonetheless. Dan and Phil had both been up early, multitasking by eating breakfast and answering emails. Later, they endured in meeting after meeting, full of plans for their upcoming tour. Then they’d spent the last few hours editing the day’s Gamingmas video and pre-filming three new ones for the upcoming week. Now, it was 9pm, they were finished filming and the latest gaming video was uploaded. Finally, they were done.
The only problem was because of this long and busy day, neither of them had eaten since breakfast, those few spoonfuls of cereal not enough to satisfy their hunger for the day.
Dan, although he was admittedly hungry, was able keep calm as he ordered their pizzas.
Phil, on the other hand, was sitting on the couch beside Dan, his leg bouncing impatiently. He stayed quiet as Dan put their order in. He wasn’t sure how he’d made it this long without food, but he knew he couldn’t go much longer without eating.
“All right, says it’ll be here in 10 minutes.” Dan told him as he sat back on the couch, turning a bit to face Phil.
Phil’s tummy growled in response and Dan couldn’t help but laugh.
“Hungry?” Dan asked, already knowing the answer.
“You think?” Phil hissed.
“I stand corrected. I meant hangry.” Dan then said, unable to hide the smirk on his face.
“Shut up.” Phil grumbled and Dan just laughed again. “How are you not starving?” he asked.
“I am, I just don’t take it out on you.” Dan said, poking Phil’s stomach.
Phil quickly grabbed Dan’s poking finger, shooting his boyfriend a glare. It sent a shiver down Dan’s spine, but he’d never let it show.
“God, would you chill?” he asked as he pulled away from Phil. “The pizza is on it’s way. All will be okay soon.”
“Yeah, it fucking better be.” Phil muttered.
“Oh my goodness, did innocent angel AmazingPhil just swear? Whoa, man. He just can’t be tamed.” Dan teased in a dramatic tone.
“Would you just be quiet?” Phil asked as he smacked Dan with a galaxy pillow.
“Don’t worry, Philly. Soon, the pizza will be here and you’ll have a full belly and everything will be right in the worl-” Dan was cut off when Phil suddenly lunged at him, tackling him down to the couch.
“I said be quiet.” Phil said, his voice becoming deep, slightly threatening.
“And if I don’t?” Dan asked, that smirked returning to his face.
“Then maybe I won’t wait until the pizza gets here to eat.” Phil said, eyeing his tasty looking boyfriend that was trapped beneath him.
Dan looked up at him, eyes wide. “Okay, I know what you meant by that, but you just made it way too sexual.” Dan said with a cringe. “I mean, unless you’re into vore, in which case I do no want to know what kind of Avengers fanfiction you’re reading now.”
Phil couldn’t help but laugh. “You’re distracting me from my hanger, Howell.”
“Good, that means my plan’s working.” Dan said, a slight smile on his face.
“Thank you.” Phil said and Dan continued to smile up at him.
Phil leaned down, about to press a kiss to Dan’s lips. Before their lips could meet, the doorbell suddenly rang.
“It's here!” Phil exclaimed in relief as he hopped off his boyfriend and headed to the door, leaving Dan more hungry for Phil than he was for the food.
part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six
a pair (ao3) - dipnpip
Summary: Dan fantasizes about the idea of becoming even more committed with Phil. It gets him a tad hot and bothered.
Bunny (ao3) - blossomsphan
Summary: dan's feeling some type of way after filming "date everything".
Get Wrecked (ao3) - httphowell
Summary: Dan’s dreams have been haunted by a new version of Phil—blonde, bold, and unrelenting. When Phil refuses to stop asking about his dreams, Dan cracks, confessing every detail of how dream-Phil ruined him. Now, Phil is determined to see if he can make those dreams a reality.
goddess on stage (human when we're alone) (ao3) - jonsaremembers
Summary: "You're very unfair on stage sometimes, you know that? Flirting with me, showing me your ass, calling me Daddy -"
"It's for the show," she protests.
"It's not." He flicks her nipple.
just wanna be yours (ao3) - Anonymous
Summary: Dan is scared to go into heat. Phil helps him through it.
Love You More Than Words Can Tell (ao3) - sleepyslag (galacticneighbor)
Summary: Jamaica, 2010. Phil is in love.
Mirror, Mirror (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: While on tour, Dan and Phil check into a luxury hotel room with a massive mirror across from the bed. The mirror sparks a fantasy Dan’s had for years — watching themselves during sex.
One Minute To Midnight (ao3) - httphowell
Summary: Dan ends 33 the way anyone should—moaning under Phil as the clock strikes midnight
pass around miami party bottom (ao3) - danhoweiis
Summary: phil just wanted a quiet drink in a bar, he wasn't expecting to meet dan, let alone go home with him
Pillow Talk (ao3) - Scuddleduck
Summary: conversations before bed
pour bot hem rod hog king (ao3) - ghostdnp (ghostdnfie)
Summary: Dan insists he's the better power bottom, and proves himself right.
Praise With Your Body (ao3) - galacticneighbor
Summary: Phil has a thing for being called Angel.
Sister Daniel doesn't mind getting on her knees for him.
Scrape me (ao3) - Frog910
Summary: Dan goes for his check up at the dentist, with his dentist. Phil Lester. It's not his fault Dan is weird. That he finds going to the dentist hot, and he gets bothered by the commands.
sing us a song, you're the (slutty) piano man (ao3) - jonsaremembers
Summary: Dan confronts Phil off camera about his social media choices; Phil finds a creative way to reassure him.
Summary: After their Terrible Influence Tour show, Dan and Phil return to their hotel room, where Phil, still buzzing with energy, lounges in a half-unbuttoned shirt, golden trousers, and a pair of ridiculous wolf ears. Dan wants to make fun of him, but instead, he finds himself staring, caught off guard by just how good Phil looks like that.
What Happens in Zante Stays in Zante (But Not Really) (ao3) - httphowell
Summary: Dan and Phil, fresh from their A-Levels, head to Zante with friends Chris and PJ. One wild night, after too many drinks, long-hidden feelings surface and everything changes between them.
What If (ao3) - httphowell
Summary: Even though they’ve been together for over a decade, they still haven’t tied the knot. After reading lots of comments about wedding theories about them hiding their fingers, Dan suddenly craves the intimacy of pretending Phil is his husband for the night.
