AHangryPhil
Here’s what happens when Phil gets hangry.
It had been a long day. A productive day, but a long day nonetheless. Dan and Phil had both been up early, multitasking by eating breakfast and answering emails. Later, they endured in meeting after meeting, full of plans for their upcoming tour. Then they’d spent the last few hours editing the day’s Gamingmas video and pre-filming three new ones for the upcoming week. Now, it was 9pm, they were finished filming and the latest gaming video was uploaded. Finally, they were done.
The only problem was because of this long and busy day, neither of them had eaten since breakfast, those few spoonfuls of cereal not enough to satisfy their hunger for the day.
Dan, although he was admittedly hungry, was able keep calm as he ordered their pizzas.
Phil, on the other hand, was sitting on the couch beside Dan, his leg bouncing impatiently. He stayed quiet as Dan put their order in. He wasn’t sure how he’d made it this long without food, but he knew he couldn’t go much longer without eating.
“All right, says it’ll be here in 10 minutes.” Dan told him as he sat back on the couch, turning a bit to face Phil.
Phil’s tummy growled in response and Dan couldn’t help but laugh.
“Hungry?” Dan asked, already knowing the answer.
“You think?” Phil hissed.
“I stand corrected. I meant hangry.” Dan then said, unable to hide the smirk on his face.
“Shut up.” Phil grumbled and Dan just laughed again. “How are you not starving?” he asked.
“I am, I just don’t take it out on you.” Dan said, poking Phil’s stomach.
Phil quickly grabbed Dan’s poking finger, shooting his boyfriend a glare. It sent a shiver down Dan’s spine, but he’d never let it show.
“God, would you chill?” he asked as he pulled away from Phil. “The pizza is on it’s way. All will be okay soon.”
“Yeah, it fucking better be.” Phil muttered.
“Oh my goodness, did innocent angel AmazingPhil just swear? Whoa, man. He just can’t be tamed.” Dan teased in a dramatic tone.
“Would you just be quiet?” Phil asked as he smacked Dan with a galaxy pillow.
“Don’t worry, Philly. Soon, the pizza will be here and you’ll have a full belly and everything will be right in the worl-” Dan was cut off when Phil suddenly lunged at him, tackling him down to the couch.
“I said be quiet.” Phil said, his voice becoming deep, slightly threatening.
“And if I don’t?” Dan asked, that smirked returning to his face.
“Then maybe I won’t wait until the pizza gets here to eat.” Phil said, eyeing his tasty looking boyfriend that was trapped beneath him.
Dan looked up at him, eyes wide. “Okay, I know what you meant by that, but you just made it way too sexual.” Dan said with a cringe. “I mean, unless you’re into vore, in which case I do no want to know what kind of Avengers fanfiction you’re reading now.”
Phil couldn’t help but laugh. “You’re distracting me from my hanger, Howell.”
“Good, that means my plan’s working.” Dan said, a slight smile on his face.
“Thank you.” Phil said and Dan continued to smile up at him.
Phil leaned down, about to press a kiss to Dan’s lips. Before their lips could meet, the doorbell suddenly rang.
“It's here!” Phil exclaimed in relief as he hopped off his boyfriend and headed to the door, leaving Dan more hungry for Phil than he was for the food.