#hungry alien

[brainbug2k0]

The alien pork is tasty.

hi.

[gardenofgods-a]

Jirachi was just sitting there, minding her own business. It was a nice day out, so being outside was great.

.... When her stomach growled extremely loudly. 

[fear-0f-falling]

Just another day

These bitches who sit next to me in this one class asked me if I though this dude they showed me on one of their phones was cute. I said not really, which instantly offended them. Apparently, he was the blonde one's boyfriend. The kid in the picture was a Justin Bieber lookalike, which one of them made the point of telling me. Have my ignoring, eye rolling, and sarcastic comments done nothing to communicate to them that I don't like them and if they don't shut up in the near future I will be forced to lock them in a closet with a hungry alien with a craving for human flesh? (and I know where to find one, the chick who stocks the produce section of the local Kroger knows people who know people)