Dave: Wrap presents in printed-out SBaHJ comics. ==>
@finnyacademic: To Eridan, Dave has gifted a copy of the book Napolean’s Privates; a ring holder in the shape of a pair of dancing octopi; and, on a tentacle of one of the octopi, the horcrux ring from Harry Potter.
@both-me: Gamzee will now be the proud owner of a bright purple afro pick; an actual sweater worn by Bill Cosby on The Cosby Show, certificate of authentication included; and a framed, nostalgia-inducing collage of pictures from the scrapbook Dave borrowed. The scrapbook has also been returned unharmed.
@hunk-rump: Davide has been sendificated a record single containing the song “Santa Baby” as performed by Eartha Kitt. He will also receive a kitchen timer that screams increasingly offensive insults in a rising volume instead of beeping.
@tacticaltheurgy: Gifts to Rose include homemade Fluthlu, Nrub’yiglith, and Oglogoth refrigerator magnets; an illuminated, leather-bound copy of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; a $100 gift card to See’s Candies; and three sickeningly cute decorative kitten figurines he found at a thrift store.
@jadedceclia: Jade receives a photo of what appears to be a frog frozen in a hunk of ice, sitting on a pile of snow; it is in fact a stuffed frog alchemixed with a crystal paperweight, and a second photo shows it sitting in her prospective room at the castle. Along with this is a song file which is a medley of the songs “Apples and Bananas” and “Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit”, lovingly remixed into a catchy hip-hop dance beat. (It may or may not be Dave himself rapping for part of it.)
@maplevalleytrickster: John’s gift is in fact delivered in the form of a ding-dong-ditch. When he answers the door, he will be greeted by a life-size cardboard cut-out of Jillian Holtzman from the new Ghostbusters movie. At her feet is a small cookbook full of mug cake recipes and a mug patterned with light- and dark-blue diamonds.
