#hyper rambles

[hyperawareblogs]

my stupid dogs can’t play nice

[thehyperrequiem]

Just a silly thought that I was thinking about

Considering that the Roblox game “Grace” (which I don’t play Roblox anymore but I do watch gameplays of it) is inspired by Pizza Tower, I would imagine that John Grace/The Sinner would scream like a cartoon character (Either like Tom from Tom & Jerry or Courage the Cowardly Dog) whenever he gets frightened, just like how Peppino from Pizza Tower screams.

Like, would it be funny or what?

[hyperforcereignition]

Headcanon #2 Mandarin's ego trip

So, this was something that has driven me nuts, ever since I was a kid. The fact, that when they arrive in Ape New World, to the "Future" Shuggazoom, that NO ONE NOTICED THE MANDARIN STATUE!!!!

And that had me thinking, from the word go, something ain't right here, but I also started to think... WHO CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA? Scrappterton, while maintaining that "I want the whole set" mindset, I also had to wonder...

They're all working for Skeleton King...

What if this particular, thing was just Mandarin's idea from the word go?

Like, he already HAD these statues drawn up and planned out, when he wanted to rule over Shuggazoom, but he got yeeted into space before that could happen.

So, this is my kinda goofy headcanon, that Mandarin jokingly suggested it to Scrappterton to just "Remake Shuggazoom in my brothers and I's image" and then realized, this is probably his ONE chance to see Shuggazoom as he always envisioned it...

So, I'm just imagining he was watching this whole shenanigan from somewhere just biding his time, because he's not about to get his butt kicked again. He had too much to plan.

But admiring his own statue, as it towered over all?

Oh yeah.

That was a good moment for him.

And THIS moment? Chango?

I'll also blame Mandarin for this one, because he's bitter.

[hyper-cryptic]

NOT ME WALKING IN 81 WITH HANCOCK AND SOMEONE THINKIN HES A FERAL AND HES JUST LIKE sigh.................................

MY POOR MAN....😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔

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if i had a nickel for every time two mcu actors formerly kissed on black mirror, i'd have two nickels...

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i swear every time i’m really busy and i need to lock in, my brain chooses that exact moment to get obsessed with a new ship. what the fuck is a scottho .

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impulse on purple with jimmy and joel oh i know he's sick of their dumbasses. what did impulse do to deserve this 😭. stuck with dumb and dumber fr

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clint barton in a swimsuit special and he's in full ski gear. what's even the point.