hey!! I really love ur blog so so much rn! If you can, I'd like to request a neurodivergent MC? One that has certain foods they hate and have never told anyone since their family had forced them to try them since they were little? (Ex. Cauliflower, brussel sprouts, blueberries, bananas, carrots) and so, one day, when theyre all eating (at the HoL or just out) and they notice MC eating all but those foods on their plate? Sorry if this is a bit too specific, I just really can't write it properly for myself and i would like to have some form of comfort-
Anyway, have an amazing day!!
anon i am holding you so close rignt now this cured my writers block this is the first ask i’ve got in like two months TT
i am incapable of writing anything not hurt comfort so there is some ‘oh man im so sad :(‘ at the beginning but yk if u said u like my writing i imagine u kinda expected this
warning for mentions of throw up and actually eating the bad foods :(
and yes yes yes i love writing explicitly nd mcs!! i added in another obstacle to the req; freaky demon food bcs thats always fun to consider. That way u can kinda make the demon food similar to whatever food u want in ur mind, anyhow, the words u wanted;
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You push the pile of purple (purple!?) mashed… something from one corner of your plate to the center. First you had to go to a strange demon school where all of your peers are so much scarier and larger than you and now you’ve been presented with whatever the hell this is for dinner.
You think Leviathan (Levi — it feels so odd referring to him so casually having just met him) was the one that made it. There was a protein on the plate, you ate that with no issues, but.
Urgh. This?
It’s your second night sleeping in the House of Lamentation and you don’t feel nearly comfortable or safe enough to get a snack on your own, especially at night. You’ve had such a long day at RAD and your body is dying for some food.
Disguising your disgusted reluctance with a carefully blank face, your grab some of the. The stuff.
Ah, nope. You set your fork down quietly after taking a slow bite / swallow and grab your cup to drown the leftover flavors and textures.
Luckily all the demon brothers seem pretty into their dinnertime banter and didn’t notice your… less than satisfactory reaction to the food.
Gosh, you don’t want to offend any of them, especially not so early on in the year you’ll have to room with them.
It’s a good thing that Beelzebub is practically a food vacuum and doesn’t question the nearly untouched pile of. Well you know. Left over on your plate.
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…It’s official. You hate Devildom cuisine.
Is the universe playing one big, cruel joke on you? What the hell is wrong with demons? Why must the eat the worst things in the world? Why… why… why?
Lucifer wouldn’t let you starve under his roof, and provides you with full meals and makes it clear what parts of the kitchen are free to raid (as not to take anything designated to anyone else). You feel like the most ungrateful human in the whole wide world right now.
It’s been quite a few months since the start of the exchange program and you’ve been… getting by. Okay, that’s not exactly true, you’ve been having a blast in most aspects of your stay in the Devildom. Most.
There’s still the teeny tiny issue of the cuisine not quite fitting your tastes. You’ve tried talking to Solomon about the Devildom cuisine and he tried to cheer you up with some authentic human world cuisine, but as it turns out his cooking is far worse than Devildom-style food.
Not to be dramatic, but you’re suffering in silence. You get by, as in you’re not hungry – the demons you’ve grown oh so fond of wouldn’t let that happen. They always seem willing to fetch you anything.
You’re trying so hard not to hurt any feelings, because you love them and want to support them. It’s just. You want to throw up almost every meal. (Barbatos’ little treats have been your saving grace – he always seems to have some yummy little snack on him. One that you like and doesn’t make you feel like your throat is crawling out of your mouth.)
Most of the time the brothers don’t pay much thought to what you leave on your plate – as long as you eat some of what was served they seem content. Even on nights where the meal is more nasty than good, it’s easy to just say you’re not that hungry.
This night was bound to happen at some point. Your plate is uneatable. It’s edible, just uneatable. It’d be more humiliating to choke down a few bites than it is to go to bed hungry. You wrinkle your nose when you think no one is looking and stab at the meat chunk.
Your eyes are downcast and you drag your knife lazily through the food. It’s mesmerizing in a way, so much so that you don’t notice at first when Asmo calls your name.
“MC, is something wrong? Are you feeling alright?” At this point he’s drawn the attention of his brothers as well.
“Yeah, you’re barely eating,” Mammon supplies.
Ah, the moment you’ve been dreading and hoped you would never have to face.
“Oh, I don’t have much of an appetite right now.” Which certainly isn’t a lie.
“You didn’t eat much at lunch, hon.” Asmo reaches across the table to put the back of his manicured hand on your forehead to feel for a fever.
You cringe, “uhm, well. I’m.” You fail to think of a decent lie quick enough – nothing you say will be believable as you mentally blue screen.
“Honest answer?” Satan prods.
“I’m not the biggest fan of some Devildom foods.”
“Not the biggest fan?” Beel questions, “you dislike them enough to forgo eating entirely.”
“I’m trying not to sound like an ungrateful jerk right now. Give me a moment to word this properly.”
Satan scoffs. “Just say it. Whatever you have to say can’t be worse than what we’ve put you through.”
“Damn, okay. The food makes me wanna throw up when I eat it.”
Levi, the chef of the night, folds in on himself, face darkening with shame or embarrassment.
“It’s not a personal gripe, most meals have something that makes me feel that way, hon.” It seems your attempt to comfort him isn’t appreciated though, as Levi shoves his face in his hands.
Lucifer sets his fork down. “And why haven’t you said anything to any of us about this? We want you to feel at home here.”
“You can’t expect me to be comfortable barging into what was at the time a strangers house and demand they make special accommodations for me, then once I was comfortable enough to say something I felt I put up with it long enough that it’d be odd to bring it up out of nowhere.”
“Fair enough,” Satan nods along.
“No? Not ‘fair enough’!” Mammon scolds. “You shoulda said something to me! Do you even like half the snacks I give you? I spent good Grimm on those!”
Memories of bribing Beelzebub to do certain errands in the earlier days of your Devildom stay flicker through your mind. “They got eaten.”
“MC,” Lucifer brings the conversation back on track. “Let us know foods you don’t want to eat, we may be demons, but we’re here to provide you with a comfortable stay.” You nod under his sincere gaze. “Now, give your plate to Beel and order some delivery. I’ll cover the costs, as long as you eat.”
As you shove your plate across the table you see Lucifer pulling a shiny black card from his coat pocket. He gestures for you to come and take it. You walk to the head of the table and he presses the card into your hand.
“Order whatever you’d like. My treat.” There’s a glint of humor in his eyes and you look down to see Goldie in your palm.
HELLO NOT A REQUEST BUT ID LIKE TO DROP A BRAINROT THOUGHT I HAD!
Just read through your "how the brothers show affection" hcs and I sat there and thought "man I'd probably do that back no questions asked"
>Attempting to mimic Levi's Purrs/Trilling (and completely mutilating it but oh my demons he is FLUSTERED. Ask him to teach you and bro passes away)
>Softly biting Mammon (open mouth and slobbering on his jacket lmao) or straight up doing bird-style contact calling (I chirp and whistle at my pet bird she loves it and demands pets)
>Headbutting Satan in the arm (and then maybe doing some face nuzzles like cat becuase I think he'd melt)
>Nibbling at Beel, like if he feeds you a food just nip softly at his fingers (or like absent-mindedly chew on his forearm)
>Brat vs Brat Violence with Belphie waking up to find his whole face has been licked (smug bastard about it because he kinda smells like you now)
Idk it kinda just clicked in my head bc I do these things a lot and I wanted to share my brain juice
HELLO thank u for the ask and your comments on the rb and I LOVE THIS!!
post they’re referring to here
- i think levi would pass away then and there if while you guys are just hanging out, you start trying to make those noises. i imagine mild confusion anf then it clicks and he goes red in the face and falls backwards.. its like u suddenly reminded him he likes u and thats so embarrassing on his end >_< silly little otaku
- the mammon point you have made the slobber part really resonates with me <3 i would love to get his jacket covered in drool no reason other than to be a menace, and its more than fair!! you probably have bite marks and assorted demon afflicted marks on your clothes!!
- with satan i can see a headbutt compitition brewing. he does it, you do it (but harder), he goes slightly harder, and the good thing is u can almost always win!! he knows at some point if you dont give up he’ll end up hurting you.. its all in good fun, so the only way u lose is if you get interrupted by someone
- biting beel.. i like to think the demons in general have thicker skin if u know what i mean… hilarious to think that he doesn’t even know what youre doing or that it happened the first couple of times you went in for a bite 😭
like beel nibbles u a little and goes back to whatever he was doing idk, then in the back of his mind he thinks ‘hm something touched my arm’ completely not registering that was u going ham trying to dent his thick skin
- personally im not a licker, but i can also see compitition between you and belphie where at the end you both have to take a shower and change clothes becasue your licking went too far ☹️
Wait I just had a thought what if in your sahsrau the reader had depression that would make everything sadder
YES i’m medicated atm but after a month or however long i said it was all my meds would be out of my system, and with the negative stimuli and reactions of the crew around me i’m sure anyone would spiral,,
tw for suicide attempt under the cut
Like. reader abt to commit suicide, but then Pompom waddles in the room . what a situation! if they realized what you were doing (how far into the attempt you got) they would one hundred percent snitch to caelus and now you’re not allowed to be alone for more than five minutes 😭 but this would really allow for a great darker plot line to form where caelus could make you rely solely on them to keep you from commiting… hm. but as to how it would translate after the aeons come i dunno… like they (caelus) keep you by their side at all times, you get dragged around on their adventures and stuff and it kinda builds into a mutual codependent, separation anxiety type thing wherw you’d both go nuts if you were separated for to long due to your (both) deteriorating mental states.
Hiii, can I request a catholic reader with some of the om boys? Like Mc uses holy water in a spray bottle like people with cats do and uses the Bible to repent the demons when they are annoying them? I'm sorry if this is weird I just think it would be really funny hehe
HELLO ANON THIS IS SO FUNNY??? there’s a lot of angst potential and more serious things you could make with a catholic or otherwise religious reader, but the idea of them just. spraying them with some holy water when they’re being little pests. 😭
as i can;t fully immerse myself into the writing of a catholic character i’m keeping these REAL short ;( sorry
okay first of all rq; i imagine on a lesser demon it would like. really hurt, but these are like. THE demons ever so i think it’s less akin to agony and more like. Pepper Spray but also not as painful… like boiling water but not like a rolling boil like the water is kinda steaming yk
now, i’m going to order these in most commonly sprayed to least commonly sprayed;
most common:
mammon
tbh he gives me unruly pet vibes. i feel like he can kinda be… trained, calling to the pet comparison. like if you start to reach for your little spray bottle he kinda reevaluates whatever he’s doing.
belphie
it’s a decent way to get him to move, though it doesn't always work. say for example: he’s in your bed and won’t move, not even for you to join him. spritz him with the bottle and he grumbles but opens his arms up for you to joi n him
beel
what comes to mind, though it might be cruel and maybe a sin (idk im not religious) is cooking your meals with it. ONLY when you make a single serve :( its too mean otherwise,. Just to deter him from stealing it. :(
asmo
he’s my freaky little baby i can imagine him exfoliating with it or something TT
levi
only reason i would spray him is when he gets too “ohhh im gross an ohhh im icky and an otaku” stfu you're fine ily
satan
he’s almost on the never ever do it tier, the only thing is. i would still do it,. idk when or why maybe to snap him out of it when he’s murderous or something
lucifer, diavolo, barbatos
No. Nuh-uh. I wouldn’t do it.
anyway not a fic but this has been in my asks for a while! also formated on my pc sorry for any weird things going on w the text
Ok I just read about the depressed reader and now I'm wondering about after the aeons like everyone would make sure that the reader was ok and pompom could tell them about what has been happening
See, that’s a good point because after they know how important you are and how the Aeons are on your side and infatuated with you they flip up pretty quick. One day they’re spitting on your name and the next gently knocking on Caelus’ door to try and present you with an apology. I’m sorry Anon, I can’t understand what the last part of your ask is asking of me :( Pompom definitely scolds the other passengers, they always did, even before the Aeons came.
Ok I just had another thought but what if when the reader forgives them the reader could tell them about genshin impact because it maybe coming to the game so the reader would tell them about archons and how they are like aeons except unlike aeons they aren't bounded to a path and they can't be killed that would be a interesting conversation especially if the reader tells them about lumine and aether
I’m not to sure they would believe Genshin Impact to be any more than a game after what you tell them, until they find out that they’re also a game. At that point they, the Aeons and the Express, gently prod you for more information, because what if they come for you and take you away like Star Rail has done? They can’t lose you now!
Once they hear about the Traveler and how they transverse and travel the realms, they kinda develop a distaste for medium height blonds. Hey, you never know if that innocent blond civilian is actually a dimension traveling shooting star coming to steal you away…
You know if I was in your Sahsrau I wouldn't forgive the characters immediately after saving them because of everything so it would take awhile for me to forgive them even then I would have my guard up
If I were to add more it would most definitely include a distrustful reader… like. Having some1 go from glaring and wishing you be smited in front of them and saying they wish you never existed would naturally draw some… not so nice feelings towards their character.
Hey girl, I don't mean to sound annoying but when's the next update on the hsr self aware fics you got gonna be🥹 I really don't mean to sound like a bitch I just love your works so so much🥹🥹 sending so much love!❤️❤️
omg you don’t sound like a bitch, if anything i kinda feel like one 😭 its been months (so much for my plan to make it a monthly thing…) i’m glad to know you like the fics :3 maybe christmas? as an eta? there got to be so many things going on in penacony that i took a break from writing it because 😓 i was getting confused with the (canon) lore and didn’t want to spread lies esp about the concept of ‘death’ in dreams..
ah as i write this i still don’t know how to tackle sunday… or gallagher, especially as those two are two of my favorites from the game. Why must there be conflict in a story when we could all hold hands and make out…
i do have some ideas for filler chapters so it might be a coin flip as to what chapter releases next
