sowwy for lack of posts friends.. work has been busy. we r incredibly short staffed </3 take this as a small ration to hold u over
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sowwy for lack of posts friends.. work has been busy. we r incredibly short staffed </3 take this as a small ration to hold u over
lads smau / memes (kinda lol), implied x reader
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made another one. good way to pass time on my lucnh break, scrolling pintrest for the posts…
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love ghe idea of social media in the Devildom because mc’s post would have a lot of traction…
at first theres like h8rs like ‘BOOO GO HOME’ but as they wrack up pacts w the bros their shitposts are appreciated <3
mc: just took a massive shit guys
commenter: so true
lucifer: you do not need to post this to the internet, mc
levi: (has liked and reposted)
diavolo: 😆
..And i bet Diavolo would be all over your posts because its unique human world culture!! he likes and interacts with literally everyrhing you post, your number one fan fr fr
— thirteen x mc smau meme
after using argenti and doing his companion quest i have an idea.. imagine;
he meets you on his travels, a knight forever alone in search of Idrila, the Beauty. argenti praises that which he deems beautiful, and that’s where you come in.
perhaps you’re lonely, maybe you’re lost, but argenti approaches you and tells you of your beauty and asks if you’re familiar with Idrila, the Aeon of Beauty, and no matter your answer you’re bombarded with encouragement to join him in his path for them.
this is getting away from me; just travelling with argenti because he thinks you’re beautiful
AND while i was searching how to spell Idrila i saw this on the fan wiki:
Imagine the moment he sees you, Argenti just knows that you are who he’s been searching for, because you look like that figure he so desperately wants to find. ARGHHH [screams of the damned, me]
So in love with Thirteen <3
Her keeping your life candle aside from the rest, in a more secure and personal location. She watches it when she misses you.
Thinking of hiding her over in your room at the HOL 🤭 no one is any the wiser until breakfast when she scoots into the spot next to you with a yawn and presses a kiss against your cheek.
Thirteen who lets you play with her hair! It’s long and wavy and so, so pretty!!
Wahh!!!!! Thirteen’s lipstick stains on your RAD uniform!!!!!!! Lucifer gives you a disapproving look, but what’s done is done and if he makes you change Thirteen’ll just do it again.
Lover Girl FR!!!!
HELLO NOT A REQUEST BUT ID LIKE TO DROP A BRAINROT THOUGHT I HAD!
Just read through your "how the brothers show affection" hcs and I sat there and thought "man I'd probably do that back no questions asked"
>Attempting to mimic Levi's Purrs/Trilling (and completely mutilating it but oh my demons he is FLUSTERED. Ask him to teach you and bro passes away)
>Softly biting Mammon (open mouth and slobbering on his jacket lmao) or straight up doing bird-style contact calling (I chirp and whistle at my pet bird she loves it and demands pets)
>Headbutting Satan in the arm (and then maybe doing some face nuzzles like cat becuase I think he'd melt)
>Nibbling at Beel, like if he feeds you a food just nip softly at his fingers (or like absent-mindedly chew on his forearm)
>Brat vs Brat Violence with Belphie waking up to find his whole face has been licked (smug bastard about it because he kinda smells like you now)
Idk it kinda just clicked in my head bc I do these things a lot and I wanted to share my brain juice
HELLO thank u for the ask and your comments on the rb and I LOVE THIS!!
post they’re referring to here
- i think levi would pass away then and there if while you guys are just hanging out, you start trying to make those noises. i imagine mild confusion anf then it clicks and he goes red in the face and falls backwards.. its like u suddenly reminded him he likes u and thats so embarrassing on his end >_< silly little otaku
- the mammon point you have made the slobber part really resonates with me <3 i would love to get his jacket covered in drool no reason other than to be a menace, and its more than fair!! you probably have bite marks and assorted demon afflicted marks on your clothes!!
- with satan i can see a headbutt compitition brewing. he does it, you do it (but harder), he goes slightly harder, and the good thing is u can almost always win!! he knows at some point if you dont give up he’ll end up hurting you.. its all in good fun, so the only way u lose is if you get interrupted by someone
- biting beel.. i like to think the demons in general have thicker skin if u know what i mean… hilarious to think that he doesn’t even know what youre doing or that it happened the first couple of times you went in for a bite 😭
like beel nibbles u a little and goes back to whatever he was doing idk, then in the back of his mind he thinks ‘hm something touched my arm’ completely not registering that was u going ham trying to dent his thick skin
- personally im not a licker, but i can also see compitition between you and belphie where at the end you both have to take a shower and change clothes becasue your licking went too far ☹️
200 words of mammon love i haven’t written for obey me in like a month so i have come to feed the pigeons (you).
brain rotting about mammon, who doesn’t let mc forget things.
no, no not like dates and times, but items. any of their possessions. no losing a jacket or forgetting your notes , because mammon will be handing them to you right before you realize they’re gone.
he’s always aware of where your items are, it’s fallen in line with the way he keeps track of money and wallets in public. he’s greedy, his eyes always following when a businessman pulls out a shiny black card, tapping it on the scanner and slipping it back into his pocket. mammon has to look for valuables when he’s out and about, it’s practically hardwired into his brain.
and the moment he fell for you (instantly) you became a valuable in his eyes, err subconscious?
everything you touch, look at, breathe near becomes part of what he tracks, which is why he can’t help but snatch up what you forget, keeping it to himself, just giving it back when you realize it was lost with an eye roll and scolding you to be more cognizant of your possessions.
but, ah, let’s not get into what you didn’t ask for back, especially not what you’ve purposefully discarded. he’s hit some low points, okay?