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"Greetings, consumer."

“Well if it isn’t out little band of corporate raiders.”

[[ RP/Ask blog for Jeffrey Blake, Hyperion's Vice President. ]]

[[ This is a sideblog from another account to I can’t really follow people back, I’m very sorry. ]]

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#self promo #hyperionsvicepresident

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Sweep me off my feet || @hyperionsvicepresident

It’d started off with something simple — - an innocuous joke of a challenge that Jack couldn’t have ever prepared himself for his sullen, austere vice president to step up to. Somehow, the idea of employee vacation days had been brought up between them, if for anything but for Jack to get a good laugh out of the notion. As far as Jack was aware, Blake hadn’t had a day off since before he took charge, and the idea of him having a life outside of the company seemed ludicrous to the CEO, given his employee’s disposition.

Thus, a proposition Jack had made entirely in jest.

‘Tell ya’ what, Blake. If you can pick me up, I’ll let’cha have the week off.’

Never could he have imagined his vice president to be this starved for time off. Blake was a man on a mission, and with a fire quite unlike any other he’d ever seen in his elder’s eyes, he’d advanced — -

No. Jack couldn’t help the way a grin threatened to curve his lips. He couldn’t be serious.

Alas, it wasn’t long before Jack was encapsulated in bony arms, and as his feet left the ground, Jack could only wonder how the absolute HELL this twig of a man could’ve managed to lift ANYTHING, let alone HIM.

Being proven wrong was normally ample excuse to trigger his rage, but this? With Blake managing to genuinely shock Jack? He was left in hysterics.

❝― Okay, seriously — what — - HOW the hell are you doing this? Holy SHIT!❞

The sheer disbelief of it all had Jack almost considering following through with allowing Blake his well-deserved time off.

Almost.

#hyperionsvicepresident #⌈♔⌋◤|[ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏɴ]| (ic)#LMAO BLAKE #jack is wondering how the FUCK this is possible #he's not even mad #just genuinely stunned #skeleton man's got them gains #also nisha helped me with the idea lmao #just another day at hyperion

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Audrey isn’t surprised when she’s dumped onto other Hyperion employees. Just that it changes every once in a while when Jack is tired of her tearing apart doctors and handlers on Helios. The locker-sized crate she’d been transferred in opened and the guards dumped her out onto the floor of an office. Jack hopefully had filled whoever this administrative worker in on what she is and what she’s meant for.

As far as Audrey knew, this was another attempt to get her to learn how to behave. Like each trip is one step closer to getting Audrey to learn to walk behind a handler silent and to just do what she’s told. This Hyperion prick shouldn’t be any different. She fought on Elpis, saved this stupid planet, and this is what Jack does with her.

She didn’t bother to look the vice-president in the eye, or to identify herself until a guard elbowed her. She begrudgingly droned out her ID number that had been drilled into her head for years.

[Hyperion Project: 31516253120. Synthetic Siren.]

#hyperionsvicepresident #{In the Borderlands.}#here she is #my murder goblin have fun c:#{Pre sequel}

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“You know me, just an all around caring guy with no ulterior motives as to why I could be offering someone eggs, especially if that someone is myself.”

#hyperionsvicepresident #ic #echonet #peacock vc: definitely doesn't involve sticking the eggs up anywhere

@m0rb1dch1ld

“I’m not really scared. Why would I. I’m just wondering what this means for all the eggs on Helios.”

@handsomepeacock

“Well, eggs are indeed good for you. I will agree with that sir. It’s kind that you are offering them and showing you care.”

#|| ic fun ||#hyperionsvicepresident

⚠ ( hyperionsvicepresident ) ( I am sorry I had to )

send ⚠ to pick up/carry my muse

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It was hard to really surprise Jack nowadays but Blake still managed to pull it off and in a spectacular way.

Even if Jack was lighter than he appeared to be he still should have been too heavy for someone like Blake to lift him up, the man appeared to only be made out of sticks, like some weird sentient scare crow, this why he should NOT have been able to lift him with the apparent ease that he did just now.

“What the HELL!?!?!”

Jack could only let out an indignant squawk, wings and feathers ruffled as he went to hold on for dear life. If Blake dropped him he would take it out of his hide! Though his claws may have been digging in already as a way to anchor himself to the twig of a man that was holding him so even if Blake wanted to drop him he would either go down with the CEO or be left with bleeding claw marks and ripped clothes.

#ic #(I'm answering memes again!)#hyperionsvicepresident #Anonymous

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“Mr. Blake, can I ask you a question?”

With Jack busy running Hyperion, Nisha having an emergency in Lynchwood that needed her immediate attention, and Elisa trying reign in her ‘brother’. It wasn’t abnormal for Violet to be sent to the vice president.

Assuming she got the go ahead, the seven year old looked up from the book of old Earth fables Aunt Elisa had gotten her.