#hypnotized geoff

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I got major brainrot during skating so I got a decent amount of the splatoon au figured out

So we have Geoff in Callie’s place, obviously, and with Bridgette in Marie’s that makes the “””squid sisters””” (name is subject to change cause it does NOT fit) (I think something beachy might work but the best I could come up with was Blue Wake)

And then for Off The Hook (idol group/news anchors in the second game) I had Justin as Pearl and Cody as Marina

And then for Deep Cut I had Heather as Shiver Duncan as Frye and Harold as Big Man (Harold is not a manta ray in this) (Harold actually has a collaboration with OTH + Trent and then gets dragged by heather and Duncan, publicly, with a diss track, that he made since he makes the tracks for them, and the album cover is the other two beating the shit out of him) (I love splatoon it’s so)

(The player character agents are subject to change especially since the new dlc side order is gonna come out in February)

So for now Courtney is Agent 3/Captain 3 Ezekiel is agent 4 (side order seems like it’s gonna drag agent 4 through the trenches so I’m excited) Agent 8/applicant 10008 is Gwen (agent 8 CANNOT catch a break btw) and Neo 3 is dj (little buddy is still little buddy little buddy does not change) (oh yeah and don is captain cuttlefish) (he gets raisined) (1 and 2 are Geoff and Bridgett and 5-7 do not exist 8 was named agent 8 to shorten applicant 10008)

For the antagonists Octavio is Chris, I didn’t really have anybody in mind for Tartar but tartar can probably stay the same since he’s from the human era and everyone else is not. And then Mr grizz was blainely and she’s also not a bear.

The judds are also the same since I dont want to have to deal with immortality and stuff plus they’re cats (meow)

I don’t know who’s gonna fill up rolls like shopkeeps and band members other than idol groups and to be honest I don’t really care all that much.

So yeah I don’t think this au is just hypnotized!Geoff anymore I might have gotten a bit too silly :3

Man, you are COOKING with this AU

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Have more hypnotized! Geoff

He’s a sad pathetic little wet string bean without his glasses. I bet he’d make a “splat” sound if I threw him against the wall and leave a little bit of water when I tore him off cause he wouldn’t bounce off or fall he’d stick.

Throw him in the blender /ref

HE IS SERVING, OH MY GODDDD

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I’m gonna torture Geoff for this not by like the traditional means but by having him wear a BUTTONED SHIRT WITH THE SLEEVES DOWN for his casual outfit. Can’t have his tits out unless he’s performing yknow /j

He’ll combust

NO, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIMMM? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 /J

he needs his titties out or he will DIE!!!!!!!

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I need just a little bit of help with hypnotized!Geoff

So canonically the reason Callie keeps putting on the hypnoshades and kept them in the first place is cause she thinks she looks good in them and just never figured out a way to not get hypnotized by them. But in fanon the common consensus is that for Callie (and by proxy any octoling that got free of the hypnosis) the effects are addictive so they feel like they NEED to put it on etc.

I didn’t know which to use for Geoff cause you’re the Geoff guy not me. I dunno if it’d be better to hit him with the angst hammer or leave him be.

Also once I figure out the anatomy for inklings and octolings I will just switch the design to an inkling + probably branch out and add characters so yeah!

(This technically makes Geoff and Bridgette agent 1 and 2 in the story mode but I’ll figure that out later lol)

personally, I think Geoff would just keep wearing them because he's a himbo with an ego and he thinks they make him look swagalicious

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Having to redraw splatfest art makes me realize just how much favouritism Callie got. Which one, good for her, she deserves it, two, I hate it cause it makes Geoff (or Bridgette if she so happened to fit Callie’s team more but surprisingly those two are the one idol group who consistently stay on the same team the other ones switch constantly) a bitch to draw cause he gets so much more dynamic poses and lighting UGH

Blatant favoritism towards characters is so funny to me