Tw/cw: chronic health issues, talk of needles, talk of surgeries
Hey everybody! So I don’t talk about this a lot. Actually I think I only have one post about this and it’s only about one of my conditions and it was more lighthearted which I will try to make this
So at the ripe age of 12 years old in the beautiful year of 2020 your girl went to their first ever non-pediatric doctor. I got a full ass physical and she got to my neck and was like “huh that’s odd” my mom never thought anything of it because ever since I was young I had a weirdly puffy neck. Almost looked like I had an Adam’s apple despite being born a female. My doctor ordered a biopsy and I was scared so my mom told me if I could do it without anesthesia she would get me whatever I wanted so I asked for a Nintendo switch. Long story short, I got my switch but the biopsy hurt like a son of a bitch but it was fine bc I got animal crossing :D
August 18th, 2020 was the day my switch got there. And randomly around noon my grandma came over with no announcement but I didn’t care my grandma was here I’m happy so the whole day I’m waiting for my switch and my mom seems off. She’s quiet and sad. The next day after I get back from my uncle’s house (bc she sent me there the day before after my switch got there) she pulls me to the side to tell me what my diagnosis was. The first thing she told me was to not worry unless she told me that there was something to worry about. I agreed. The diagnosis? Papillary thyroid carcinoma. In other words? Thyroid cancer. The good news? It’s the most common type. The bad news? Very rare in children. And little 12 year old me was still considered a child. Hadn’t even had my first period yet. I got surgery in September, getting my thyroid removed along with 2 of my 4 parathyroid glands.
Later on something happened. I was playing my switch, and my hands began getting tense. I could barely move them and they were tingly. I ran to my mom to show her and she immediately called the doctor. They told my mom I was seizing up and having a calcium attack and to immediately give me tums, as they are high in calcium. She asked how much and the doctor simply said enough until my hands relax again. She gave me the tums and about 2 hours later my hands relaxed. For the next 2 years I was taking 12-16 tums a day. One day I began losing my appetite, and losing weight. The tums had diluted my stomach acids to the point where I almost died. Again. We went to another doctor in South Carolina who prescribed me critical, which is a calcium supplement. I’ve been talking that for the past 4 years now with no issues.
The condition I have is very rare. It’s called Hypoparathyroidism. It is not simply a calcium deficiency, as my body can produce calcium, but my body can’t regulate it. The body has 4 parathyroid glands, which release calcium into the body. I had 2 removed, which typically would not be a problem, as naturally the other remaining 2 would take the job of the missing 2. However, that did not happen. I have been on calcium supplements for 6 1/2 years now. But recently they created the one and only prescription for hypoparathyroidism. It has been around for 2 years now. It is similar to an insulin shot. You open the cap and inject it into your thigh or stomach. My doctor said she has many patients on it and there have been no complaints so far. My mother let me make the decision (surprisingly) and I decided to try and go on it. I am currently on my way back to my home state, going from South Carolina as I type this out. Anyway idk how to end this.
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