love giving my dnd character the most horrendous yet cunty ass fit
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love giving my dnd character the most horrendous yet cunty ass fit
this is it btw:
Illustration commission for Erica, a scene from their campaign!  When a fae god tells you to call your mom and shows you a scrying pool, what else do you do but call? đŚđ   â¨commission info in source link belowâ¨
"Landscape with the Education of Bacchus" by Francesco Zuccarelli
From what I've read so far on Hyrsam, the Archfey, he seems to be a mix between Pan and Dionysus (if we're sticking strictly to classical mythology). So I am assuming his retinue is very, very, very, very much like the Bacchante/Maenads which is such a WIN in terms of glamor. Here are some paintings for inspiration for the Feywild's favorite Prince of Fools.
More paintings below the cut!
Eye contact? No thank you
Waltz in E-Major, Op. 15 âMoon Waltzâ
NAME. Hyrsam AGE & BIRTH DATE. Prehistoric & Unknown GENDER & PRONOUNS. Male & He/Him SPECIES. Aspect / Archsatyr OCCUPATION. Mayor & Employed Everywhere FACE CLAIM. Carloto Cotta
BIOGRAPHY
( tw: cannibalism, death, violence, theatricality, emotion, performance, art ) At the feet of Corellon Lathander, Sehanine Moonbow bequeathed to him an oracle that would foretell the undoing of the Seldarine. A day would come when the blood of the green flames of Azathoth would fall upon FaerĂťn once more, and Corellon Lathander would be slain.
Vel'drav dĂşr hĂril thalran ilta ouhyll lu'l'Rraun fyshname ssark, vel'drav l'asse ithil lu'l'vlos drathir beleg; l'fa'la zatoast rosin d'vlos, d'diz'jalqunn lu'eldalie flames orn ku'lam. L'zhennu lorug withers, l'zhuanth tresk'ri tu'kath, l'xuz d'Seldarine lu'l'Kre'jin d'uss.
From this they divined that the promised son of Oberon would be responsible for bringing about the doom of the Seldarine. That the infant would grow into manhood, and he would raise an army from the court of the Dawn that would rebel against the Seldarineâs empire. As Ada laboured with her son; cataclysms fell across the realm and every curse accessible to the great forces of Corellon Lathander were lobbed at the realm of the elves whoâd long taken Oberon as their patron over the Seldarine. The archfey, fearsome, powerful, and indomitable even in the face of an army of divinity, rose to defend his labouring mistress.
From her bowels the unborn child devoured, hungry, cursed, and spurned by the Gods above. Despite the efforts of the Seldarine, Hyrsam was born.
Clip. Clop.
Cloven hooves hit the earth, or at least the realm that would someday be called earth and from that day forth Hyrsam was born. Back when the world was new and the realm was down on its luck, Oberonâs perfect, red faced, screaming satyr came into the world. At his back was the gory mess that heâd devoured from the inside out, Ada was dead, but as an infant he hadnât known any better. From the moment he was born, Hyrsam stood at full height, wobbly legs got him started, but soon after he was clopping after Oberon everywhere he went.
Hyrsam, twice born, adopted many names over the years but Dimetor was most often used when he was in his youth. Named for the curse that the Gods placed on him; just as Dimetor had consumed his mother on the way out, he himself would have to be devoured at the anniversary of his birth every year. A potent spell woven in blood and cast by Corellon Lathander himself, the assumption was that no father would ever be able to stomach the taste of their own sonâs flesh. Unfortunately and not for the first or last time, Corellon Lathander had underestimated Oberon. Stubborn to the bone, he decreed that a great feast would be held every year, a celebration of celebrations, the Bacchanalia.
Year after year the young archsatyr grew and with it his power did as well, Oberonâs flames of creation flowed through his veins and at the height of the world he felt powerful. A mischievous trickster, he traipsed through the realms of the Gods and melded himself within the company of satyrs, nymphs and more. He lay with spouses, hosted orgies, incensed Gods into foolish and humiliating behaviour and then disappeared once more without a trace. Heâd have the grandest feasts where heâd encourage mothers to eat their crying babies - no, he didnât do that. Unless?
Tales of Dimetorâs exploits were rarely uttered; few Gods or nobles wanted to confess that theyâd fallen for his tricks. Among the common elves across the FaerĂťn revered Dimetor as a cultural hero, a champion of the common plight that showed the evidence of the fallacy of divinity. His parties were not limited to the noble houses or the divine realms, he was found in the forests of the Otherworld, in the swamps of murkwood, and Dimetor or his many epithets came to be whispered to over every cup of drink or substance.
In time the Seldarine worked to beat Oberon and Dimetor at their own game, while Oberon took great amusement from his sonâs exploits, he never acknowledged this outright. He preferred battles and upfront confrontation to illusions and deception. Spies from the Gods worked their weaves through the Dawn Court and eventually had the people who once worshipped Oberon turn their backs on him. The archfey lost their patronage and he was exiled from the realm before he could be given Titaniaâs hand in marriage. Furious at this loss, Oberon and Dimetor departed to a fallen realm that had been cast into the Astral Sea with the rising spellplague.
Again and again Dimetor would return though, like genital warts he proved to be difficult to get rid of. The Seldarine fought against the Great Old Ones, the spellplague rose, and inevitably they were chased from Arvandor as well. Absent Oberon and his forces to help them in their fight, their prophecy seemingly self fulfilled as Dimetor followed the tribe of elves from Hyperborea to the land that would be the mortal realm once more. Masquerading as a simple satyr who now served the stinky, false satyr King, Silenus. It was here that he found himself in Eden where he fornicated frequently and ate people rarely. True to his needs, in secret Dimetor established the Bacchic Mysteries, a cult of worship that pervaded the first people and would follow them into the ancient world.
Across the realms Dimetor travelled, different shapes and different forms, his fatherâs power over the green flames of creation at his fingertips. In one guise or another, the Underdark, Arvandor, Elysia, the Inferno, Elysium, Skyhome, and so many more. Collector of stories and lies, it was in the depths of Menzoberranzanâs royal court that he met the wyvern revenant, the hand of the Queen that was a conquest first and then a lover second. It wasnât in Dimetorâs nature to love, and yet the stoic riddle maker captivated him; the truth of his identity revealed: Sehanineâs predictions clear, Dimetor travelled between the Underdark and the mortal realm as he gleefully paraded about the annals of history.
The beauty of Dimetorâs worship was that he was just another face in the crowd, fennel wands with tipped pine cones dipped in honey, pan flutes, feathers, and the hides of animals: leopard was a favourite. His followers were everywhere, people from the lowest classes loved him first but in time Dimetor was considered fashionable as Dionysus was adopted into the noble and the ruling classes. Soon he pervaded the many spaces of the rising classical world before falling out of vogue once more.
Embarrassment at Rome saw Dimetor replaced; when he returned to Oberonâs domain, heâd chosen a new heir. A second son, one who didnât fornicate with every creature that held the mental capacity of something humanoid or greater. One born without a curse over his name or an oracle hanging over his head; it was no matter though, Dimetor and Oberon had once lost the faith of the Dawn Court; heâs take their favor for himself and then use it to devour his father just as heâd done his mother. Now that would be hilarious. First, Dimetor would need an assistant, Elmas was between jobs and came highly recommended. The Assistant was incredibly skilled, and in short order, he claimed the title of Mayor of Rome - and next? The world⌠Or something like that.
Clip. Clop. Hyrsam would never stop.
PERSONALITY
+ charismatic, charming, entrepreneurial â deceitful, cannibalistic, hedonistic
PLAYED BY SHANE. EST . He/Him.
Hyrsam
NAME/ALIASES. UTP AGE & BIRTH DATE. Prehistoric & Unknown SPECIES. Aspect GENDER & PRONOUNS. Male & He/Him or He/They AFFILIATIONS. Satyrs OCCUPATION. UTP
History
Oberonâs first and only naturally born son, Hyrsam came screaming into the world and was born from the power of an archfey and the satyr that heâd lay with. The potency of Oberonâs seed had devoured her from the inside out, born in cannibalistic bloodshed, Hyrsam stepped first onto the earth that would someday be called the mortal realm with a pair of cloven hooves. Every year on the anniversary of his birth Oberon decreed that his son would be torn apart in ritualistic, hedonistic ceremony. A great festival and celebration heralded by the fruitful and fertile dawn elves; the most numerous of the elven species, Hyrsam would be anointed, praised, and worshipped at his festival of Great Dionysia, and then his body would be violently consumed. An archsatyr, the dawn elves of this realm revered them above the Seldarine, Oberon whoâd once fought beside Lathander himself had opted to live apart from the pompous creatures that stood to replace the first King of the Gods. Born for the wilds, his power rivalled Corellon Larethian, Kthanid, Ulthar, and even Oztalun.Â
Jealousy festered in the hearts of the Seldarine, their ire directed towards the dawn elves and the satyrs that lifted Oberon and Hyrsam up. An oracle came, delivered to Sehanine Moonbow from the Graeae themselves that the archfeyâs son would grow in strength and power, then he would come to topple the great Seldarine themselves. Discontent was sewn among the elves, then Oberon and Hyrsam were overpowered, cursed and banished. Hyrsam would have to be consumed every year or lose his immortality, and in their absence the realm fell to The Great Old Ones; later to be claimed by the Seldarine once more as they built Eden over the bones of Oberonâs sacred temples. Malevolent, mischievous, and built of folly, Hyrsam returned to the mortal realm time and time again to sow mischief, the greatest of which sent the whole of Rome into a spiral. Oberon, however, valued power and stereotypically masculine energies over the man heâd raised. Hyrsam lost his fatherâs blessing and a great deal of power as a new heir was chosen: Aegnor of the lorendrow.
Connections
Ariadne: Hyrsam found her on her little island and used to visit her before he brought Eve to rescue her.
Archdruids: Satyrs were popular in Eden and Hyrsam often disguised himself among them.
Horus: Horus very rudely helped kick Hyrsam and Oberon off the continent. Hyrsam just immediately came back but it was still really inconsiderate.
Elves: Popular among the fey, Hyrsam has attended the majority of their celebrations since Eden.
Abilities
Satyr: All the powers of a satyr and the ability to present as a satyr or as his elven half.
Anti: No supernatural presence, those that see him perceive him solely as human.
Immortal: Ageless and immune to death, in order to keep this power alive he must be ritually cannibalized every year on his birthday ( Great Dionysia )
Potent: Hyrsam's blood is so potent that once exposed to the open air those around him will become intoxicated.
Weaknesses
Satyr: Physically weaker than humans.
Satyr: Iron will burn them.
Satyr: Invoking their true name will break the hold of their magic.
Cursed: Must be eaten once a year.
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The Satyr and the Statue (18+)
The sun sets early in the grove. The trees reach higher, and the crumbled tower stretches overhead; an obstacle yet to be scaled. Shadows grow long and cut deep, while the night flowers bloom bright to chase back some of the gloom.
This is the only place within the harvest lands where fireflies congregate.They dance lazily over the ruins that moss, clover, and roots have long overtaken. They bump against the satyrâs horns and flutter against their ears with curious antenna. Those few whoâre brave venture out beyond the sanctuary, into the foggy autumn lands where the cold slows them and the haze snuffs out their lights.
At the center of the grove, a statue on a weathered dais is frozen in the act of offering a hand. The coy smile hints at a suitor or perhaps a secret love to which the hand is being offered. Though cracked and going green in places, the figure still remains handsome. One arm lay nearby, having been sheared off when a tree grew too heavy with frost. Itâd lost itâs nose some time ago, long before the satyr happened upon the green sanctuary on accident.
Bristlebud had tried to find a way to reattach the arm, but it was, and still is far too heavy to lift. They often lament this to the statue, when they leap up into itâs intact arm to clear debris from itâs horns and beard. âAt least you got all your important bits,â theyâd say, and pick out any spiderwebs between itâs cock and balls.
They keep itâs face polished, because dirty lips are unpleasant to give a kiss goodbye or goodnight to.
It is the only company they keep. It hears all of their secrets, odd thoughts, and fears. Day and night, it stands watch over their home, a sentinel from ages past when the seasons shifted and the kingdoms were fluid.