So far my xmas eve has involved:
Laying down to nap and immediately having my partners mom need help while they were gone. We have a slight language barrier. She made me noodles so spicy I was shaking but I'm too polite to not eat
My 7 month 100 lb puppy ate the steaks I splurged on for dinner
I drove through a snowstorm to get a replacement from the only place left open
My other boy dog's dick got stuck out??? and I had to ice and lube it so I did not have to call the emergency vet on xmas eve to tell him my dog's weiner was stuck out






