#i cannot stand

[boernster]

You know you are getting old when you look forward to a completely free Saturday and it is ruined straight away because you slept wrong and pulled a muscle in your back

[miami2k17]

just saw someone posting absolutely bewildered that w*llm*ck were using smelling salts and i was like. If i go back like two months in your archive i will find that show. And you'll never guess what i found

[whoreocookiesnmilk]

Newest season of Bob’s Burgers is fucking SMASHING IT!

[emalemaleigh]

I think we should let Misa smack Stanway in the face if she wants. She was ready to fight someone.

[peter-pansexuality]

last year, i shaved my pussy for a man, and i told myself i’d never do that again…

I NEVER LEARN DO I???????

[ratranch]

I still haven't processed the other day where I was leaving my Uni ceramics course and me and this girl were talking abt like. What meaningful subject we wanted to portray in our figure sculpture and she was like oh I wanna make mine abt like creation and pregnancy and how it means a lot to her and I was talking abt how I wanted to create a sculpture of a trans person pre and post top surgery and this

This one bitch was like omg omg im gonna make mine george from the dsmp I literally felt myself fucking crumble like are you kidding me..... like ok u wanna make like idk vagina from dbz out of clay w tits as big as he is tall thats one thing but really. Really bro ur gonna commit racism minecraft youtuber to eternity you're paying like 500 bucks for this class to make funny haha antisemitism smol bean youtuber out of STONEWARE..... THE MOST DURABLE CLAY BODY KNOWN TO MAN....

[aesthetiicly]

I’m rlly out here trying to root for some characters in euphoria but tbh the only ones that I can stand are rue, jules, fez, ethan, rue’s mum, ali, gia, and lexi 😒😒

[succubused]

no twitter dot com i do not want to follow "mista’s shit-stained boxer briefs"